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14Bore27 Feb 2021 3:48 p.m. PST

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von Schwartz ver 227 Feb 2021 4:07 p.m. PST

Aww butch up Sally!!!

Bashytubits27 Feb 2021 7:06 p.m. PST

Wish granted.

Silent Pool03 Mar 2021 11:16 a.m. PST

Can I post pictures here without attributing them?

Silent Pool03 Mar 2021 11:19 a.m. PST

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Silent Pool03 Mar 2021 11:20 a.m. PST

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Silent Pool03 Mar 2021 11:24 a.m. PST

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And breathe …and breathe …and breathe

Bashytubits03 Mar 2021 2:11 p.m. PST

Bashytubits03 Mar 2021 2:13 p.m. PST

Bashytubits03 Mar 2021 2:13 p.m. PST

Silent Pool04 Mar 2021 10:37 a.m. PST

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I'm not crying. That's illogical. It's just a bit of dust in my eye

Silent Pool04 Mar 2021 10:41 a.m. PST

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I get excited when you're kind to me. WHOA!! See?

Silent Pool06 Mar 2021 1:53 a.m. PST

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Bashytubits08 Mar 2021 2:05 p.m. PST

14Bore11 Mar 2021 2:58 a.m. PST

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M1917 with water jacket and stand is 93 pounds.

Bashytubits11 Mar 2021 9:15 a.m. PST

Thats why he ripped his clothes off, to help reduce weight and the Lion, BECAUSE REASONS…
I want to cheer you guys on but every time I do, the last word falls into my lap.

14Bore11 Mar 2021 1:47 p.m. PST

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von Schwartz ver 211 Mar 2021 3:58 p.m. PST

hey white caps!!!

Thats very suggesive

Bashytubits11 Mar 2021 6:57 p.m. PST

So I do not go to the Dawghouse I am going to tell you off using sign language now.

14Bore12 Mar 2021 4:09 p.m. PST

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Bashytubits12 Mar 2021 8:25 p.m. PST

14Bore13 Mar 2021 6:51 a.m. PST

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Bashytubits13 Mar 2021 8:52 a.m. PST

von Schwartz ver 214 Mar 2021 5:36 p.m. PST

Nice pussy….

von Schwartz ver 214 Mar 2021 5:36 p.m. PST

….Cat

Silent Pool15 Mar 2021 5:30 a.m. PST

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Schwartzie …Schwartzie …Schwartzie. You just couldn't resist it, could you?

Silent Pool15 Mar 2021 5:35 a.m. PST

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Hey Schwartzie! Maybe we oughta hang out some time. We share the same humour

Silent Pool15 Mar 2021 5:36 a.m. PST

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Bashytubits15 Mar 2021 3:36 p.m. PST

14Bore16 Mar 2021 12:49 p.m. PST

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Restaurant at the End of the Universe

von Schwartz ver 216 Mar 2021 5:54 p.m. PST

What was the name of the main course?

Bashytubits16 Mar 2021 7:58 p.m. PST

Junk food probably,

the restaurant at the end of the universe as acted by the show "night court".

Silent Pool17 Mar 2021 2:25 a.m. PST

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The starter choice is a rocket salad.

Bashytubits17 Mar 2021 11:27 a.m. PST

You need to be careful, mixing rockets and salad can be volatile.

Bashytubits17 Mar 2021 11:31 a.m. PST

Also what did you top that combustion mix with?

Silent Pool17 Mar 2021 3:58 p.m. PST

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Everything is natural, baby! That's NAT …U …RAL. Thanks for asking.

von Schwartz ver 217 Mar 2021 6:14 p.m. PST

Uh oh, premature eruption…..again!

Volleyfire18 Mar 2021 12:34 p.m. PST

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Has anyvon seen mein rocket? I tink it vent dat vey.

14Bore19 Mar 2021 2:20 p.m. PST

INCOMING!

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von Schwartz ver 220 Mar 2021 4:36 p.m. PST

Y'know they have pills for that.

Silent Pool21 Mar 2021 3:56 a.m. PST

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Ah, well …that's never happened to me before! But I have been feeling unwell lately, and stressed!

Silent Pool21 Mar 2021 3:59 a.m. PST

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Volleyfire21 Mar 2021 5:58 a.m. PST
14Bore21 Mar 2021 8:51 a.m. PST

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Silent Pool23 Mar 2021 2:36 a.m. PST

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MUAH! Spacemen are big girl's blouses. MUAH!

Silent Pool23 Mar 2021 2:41 a.m. PST

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Rex: All right, all right, I apologize.
Bud: You're really sorry!
Rex: I'm really really sorry, I apologize unreservedly.
Bud: You take it back!
Rex: I do, I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you, or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.
Bud: OK.

Silent Pool23 Mar 2021 5:17 a.m. PST

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Great. Now I have guilt.

Silent Pool23 Mar 2021 4:59 p.m. PST

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By the great black beard of Beelzebab, who took my gif and replaced it with a broken link? BILL …!

von Schwartz ver 223 Mar 2021 5:20 p.m. PST

And here I was so looking forward to it!

Silent Pool23 Mar 2021 5:21 p.m. PST

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Rex: You see …it was definitely there 14 hours ago.

Buzz: But you've got my name down as ‘Bud'?

Rex: NO, that wasn't ME!

Buzz: Who was it then?

Rex: Well, maybe it was one of the Editors, or …

All: BILL!

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