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Silent Pool04 Jan 2020 11:31 a.m. PST

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- So I can't wear Shatner Panties any more …because of Volleyfuhrer?

- That's right, dear. He says the bottom has fallen out of the market.

- Hum, I'm feeling the wind of change myself, for sure!

Silent Pool04 Jan 2020 11:35 a.m. PST

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VolleyFUHRER, YOU GOOSE!!!!! You're ruining my life!

14Bore04 Jan 2020 4:31 p.m. PST

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Silent Pool05 Jan 2020 3:56 a.m. PST

I love selfies!

von Schwartz05 Jan 2020 7:52 p.m. PST

she looks like she has Shatner panties!

Volleyfire06 Jan 2020 1:12 p.m. PST

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Volleyfire06 Jan 2020 1:14 p.m. PST

I'm a goose? Honk honk.

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Volleyfire06 Jan 2020 1:16 p.m. PST

Surely you were referring to mein goosestep?

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Volleyfire06 Jan 2020 1:19 p.m. PST

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Bashytubits06 Jan 2020 1:37 p.m. PST

Silent Pool06 Jan 2020 3:43 p.m. PST

YOUR A SILLY GOOSE!

Well according to your reference The Last Word on TMP, page 66, items 43-45

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Your goose is well and truly cooked!

Silent Pool06 Jan 2020 3:44 p.m. PST

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Pass the Hosein sauce, baby

Silent Pool06 Jan 2020 3:46 p.m. PST

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Yes, you are correct.

Bashytubits06 Jan 2020 7:39 p.m. PST

I have no idea why you would think Geese can spell correctly.

Volleyfire07 Jan 2020 5:15 a.m. PST

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Okay, so Father Goose has got a bottle of the Hoisin sauce. Now where do you suggest he pours it?

Note, ASTRNM it's Hoisin Sauce, not Hosein Sauce. Hosein Sauce must be an arabic version?
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Bashytubits07 Jan 2020 7:49 a.m. PST

Chuck Norris is not impressed.

Silent Pool07 Jan 2020 12:05 p.m. PST

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I'm bad …

evil grin

Bashytubits07 Jan 2020 2:15 p.m. PST

Speaking of water…

Silent Pool07 Jan 2020 2:55 p.m. PST

Hmmn, they look familiar…

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Silent Pool07 Jan 2020 2:57 p.m. PST

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Oh, yes

Silent Pool07 Jan 2020 3:02 p.m. PST

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- Naughty Bashy …

14Bore07 Jan 2020 6:01 p.m. PST

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Bashytubits07 Jan 2020 8:31 p.m. PST

von Schwartz08 Jan 2020 7:38 p.m. PST

Nice knives, but can you butter your toast with them?

14Bore09 Jan 2020 1:26 p.m. PST

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Silent Pool09 Jan 2020 2:25 p.m. PST

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Game on

Bashytubits10 Jan 2020 12:34 a.m. PST

14Bore10 Jan 2020 4:07 p.m. PST

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Silent Pool10 Jan 2020 6:13 p.m. PST

Indeed …very sad

Bashytubits11 Jan 2020 10:09 a.m. PST

von Schwartz11 Jan 2020 4:39 p.m. PST

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I tried that line with an old girlfriend, she just laughed. Y'know she laughed an awful lot, wonder why?

Bashytubits12 Jan 2020 3:37 a.m. PST

This may be a first, Von Schwartz with a pic.

Volleyfire12 Jan 2020 4:05 a.m. PST

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Volleyfire12 Jan 2020 4:07 a.m. PST

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"Vigorously" ist not ein vord you could use mitt der Shatner Panties. Heheh!

Bashytubits12 Jan 2020 9:38 a.m. PST

Silent Pool12 Jan 2020 11:50 a.m. PST

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Silent Pool12 Jan 2020 11:53 a.m. PST

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Silent Pool12 Jan 2020 11:54 a.m. PST

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Silent Pool12 Jan 2020 11:56 a.m. PST

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Silent Pool12 Jan 2020 11:58 a.m. PST

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(I think I can get away with this one at this fine old Gentlemen's Club evil grin)

Silent Pool12 Jan 2020 12:03 p.m. PST

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Bashytubits12 Jan 2020 4:31 p.m. PST

Volleyfire13 Jan 2020 3:40 a.m. PST

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Ve are going on zer holidays but ve are lost und we haven't even left der Berghoff yet. I should never haff let Hess drive, he has nein sense opf zer direction.

Volleyfire13 Jan 2020 3:43 a.m. PST

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Ve haff stopped for der direction from zer local children. It seems dat I voss holding zer map upside downen.Vot ein dumbkopf!
Apparently ve haff to turn left at der abandoned factory zat voss making der Shatner Panties for export until recently ven zer bottom fell out opf zer market.
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It voss called der Poohkeepsie Undervear factory but some von has altered mitt zer namen.

Volleyfire13 Jan 2020 5:24 a.m. PST

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Here ve are on zer guided tour off zer old Shatner Panties factory. I am pointing tovarts der building vere zey ver tested for der wind proofen.

Volleyfire13 Jan 2020 5:28 a.m. PST

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Und here I am greeting mitt der virst voman test pilot for der V1 flying bomben. I asked her if she woren der Shatner Panties on der virst test flight, und she said it vos too late, she done dat ven she first saw der flying bomben. Oh how ve did laugh!!

Silent Pool13 Jan 2020 9:36 a.m. PST

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You're welcome. I always try to help the fringe element laugh

Bashytubits13 Jan 2020 9:57 a.m. PST

Silent Pool13 Jan 2020 10:24 a.m. PST

Then try …

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SHATNER PANTIES!

- I'm big in Hollywood

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Silent Pool13 Jan 2020 10:26 a.m. PST

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- Show some decorum, Shatner!

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