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Silent Pool24 Apr 2019 10:13 a.m. PST


The Last Word.The Last Word.The Last Word.Sea that rages.Sea that rages.Sea that rages.Win.Win.Win

Silent Pool24 Apr 2019 10:18 a.m. PST



Okay, BUSTED! I'm the space cowboy


Bashytubits24 Apr 2019 11:20 a.m. PST

I go out for a bite to eat and this is what you guys do?

Volleyfire24 Apr 2019 2:22 p.m. PST

You need to get down the gym Bashy, all those McDonalds aren't good for you.


Silent Pool24 Apr 2019 2:45 p.m. PST


Silent Pool24 Apr 2019 2:48 p.m. PST


von Schwartz24 Apr 2019 6:18 p.m. PST

IS that Joe Biden sniffing his hair?

Bashytubits24 Apr 2019 7:09 p.m. PST

Why would you sniff someone's hair when Mcdonalds smells so much better?

Volleyfire25 Apr 2019 9:39 a.m. PST


Volleyfire25 Apr 2019 9:41 a.m. PST


Silent Pool25 Apr 2019 11:28 a.m. PST


Sometimes situations are just not worth explaining

Bashytubits25 Apr 2019 12:00 p.m. PST

You are imagining things. You are however becoming overly pushy. Have some cheddar and settle down.

Nothing beats a piece of cheddar at the end of a hard day of getting the last word.

Volleyfire25 Apr 2019 1:44 p.m. PST

And then it's time to pop down the gym with your owner to work off that cheese.

Bashytubits25 Apr 2019 2:16 p.m. PST

Volleyfire, you need some cheddar too, have a bite and relax amongst chums.

Oh one other thing, I think you may be indulging in too much corn.

Silent Pool25 Apr 2019 3:41 p.m. PST

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Silent Pool25 Apr 2019 3:43 p.m. PST


Oh thank you, Mr Bill

Silent Pool25 Apr 2019 3:45 p.m. PST


Thank you Mr Bill

Bashytubits25 Apr 2019 4:03 p.m. PST

Too much violence, I need some herbs to calm my stomach now.

von Schwartz25 Apr 2019 5:39 p.m. PST

Well now thats just silly

Bashytubits25 Apr 2019 5:53 p.m. PST

Hardly, now this is silly.

Leaping lizards batman!

Volleyfire26 Apr 2019 3:25 a.m. PST


We don't leap anywhere, we're too busy chillin' after eating too much cheddar. 'bloat'.

Bashytubits26 Apr 2019 8:54 a.m. PST

Feeding cheddar to Iguanas, oh the imhumanity! I bet they overdosed on fermented bugs. I've got my eye on you Volleyfire.

Besides cheddar bloat is a myth!

Volleyfire26 Apr 2019 10:18 a.m. PST

Cheddar Gorge v1.


Cheddar gorge v2.


Bashytubits26 Apr 2019 11:16 a.m. PST

I think you are confusing gorging with feasting.

von Schwartz26 Apr 2019 12:29 p.m. PST

This thread needs to be renamed "The Prairie Dog Post"

BTW did you know that Cheddar gourge 1 occurred when a prairie dog, who ate waaay too much cheddar by the way, fell out of small private plane and struck the earth? The dust didn't settle for 2 weeks and when it did…..well, you see for yourselves.

True story!

Silent Pool26 Apr 2019 12:31 p.m. PST


"Feasting?" Is that my que to tell the Highgate Cemetery story?

Silent Pool26 Apr 2019 12:37 p.m. PST


Silent Pool26 Apr 2019 12:50 p.m. PST

…The Prairie Dog Post…

There is a Last Word for prairie dogs too!

Bashytubits26 Apr 2019 1:13 p.m. PST

That's not a post, someone leveling a concrete slab isn't even close.

Time for the cheddar Conga line!

Volleyfire26 Apr 2019 2:57 p.m. PST

This is serious Wilson! Someone, I can't say who, but it's something to do with the sea and rage, has been impersonating myself and Corporal Jones further up this page. I've only just noticed. It's preposterous!!


Oh dear, oh Lord. It looks like doppelgangers Sir.

Volleyfire26 Apr 2019 2:59 p.m. PST


As I thought! Doppel… er .. Doppelbangers. Doopelbingers. Doppelbringers. It's a shabby Nazi trick that's what it is.

Volleyfire26 Apr 2019 3:02 p.m. PST


Excuse me Sir, there's one of them there doopelbangers outside. Shall I bring him in, he looks just like you? Apart from the cheese that is, he's munching on a large piece of cheese you see Sir.

Bashytubits26 Apr 2019 5:12 p.m. PST

Why are a bunch of old farts saluting each other while giving the stink eye? I am so confused now, just go on without me…..

Volleyfire27 Apr 2019 1:01 a.m. PST


What on earth is a 'stink eye' Wilson??

I'm afraid I don't really know Sir, but I think it might be one of those dreadful American expressions.

Volleyfire27 Apr 2019 1:03 a.m. PST


Really? I can't say I'm awfully surprised.

Volleyfire27 Apr 2019 1:05 a.m. PST


Permission to speak Sir? I think it has something to do with Prairie Dogs and cheese Sir, but I don't know what! What I do know is that when we were in the Sudan we ate a lot of cheese and it made us all fat and bloated, a lot like them there Prairie Dogs look.

I hope you're getting all of this down Sgt Wilson?

Volleyfire27 Apr 2019 4:07 a.m. PST


I think it's all linked to this Bashing two bits person Mr Mainwaring. Just like in that film with Humphrey Bogart where he says "I couldn't care two bits sweetheart", you remember Uncle Arthur, we saw it in Eastgate last month? And then he does that thing with his top lip.

Volleyfire27 Apr 2019 4:14 a.m. PST


Volleyfire27 Apr 2019 4:16 a.m. PST


Excuse me Captain Mainwaring, but who is bashing two bits together, and do they require medical attention?? I have some ointment in my bag if required.

Volleyfire27 Apr 2019 4:22 a.m. PST


Did someone mention ointment? Ooooh!

Silent Pool27 Apr 2019 6:52 a.m. PST


…and the other is an evil shasvastii doopleganger. Guess who is who!!

Silent Pool27 Apr 2019 6:57 a.m. PST


Now, at last, we have a breakthrough!

Bashytubits27 Apr 2019 10:47 a.m. PST

"Remember, whatever you do, DO NOT make eye contact, it's safer that way."

Bashytubits27 Apr 2019 2:25 p.m. PST

Made it to page 56 and no stink eye in sight! Huzzah! Let's celebrate.

Silent Pool28 Apr 2019 9:50 a.m. PST


Bashytubits28 Apr 2019 11:04 a.m. PST

A sea that raged no more has run up the flag! Huzzah!

von Schwartz28 Apr 2019 12:50 p.m. PST

Ummm that looks more like a racing flag for the finish line!!

Heading down the back stretch at top speed!!!!!

Except I don't have any prairie dogs to help me.

Bashytubits28 Apr 2019 1:48 p.m. PST

That's because your prairie dog and picture skills are weaksauce.

Silent Pool28 Apr 2019 2:43 p.m. PST

A sea that raged no more has run up the flag! Huzzah!

Actually that's my beach towel drying in the breeze. Now here's a clip of me running down the beach. WOOF!

Volleyfire28 Apr 2019 4:08 p.m. PST


Here's a clip of me emerging from the sea. A sea that raged no more, in fact, it positively adored me.

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