"The last word on TMP" Topic

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Okay, BUSTED! I'm the space cowboy

I go out for a bite to eat and this is what you guys do?

You need to get down the gym Bashy, all those McDonalds aren't good for you.

IS that Joe Biden sniffing his hair?

Why would you sniff someone's hair when Mcdonalds smells so much better?

Sometimes situations are just not worth explaining

You are imagining things. You are however becoming overly pushy. Have some cheddar and settle down.

Nothing beats a piece of cheddar at the end of a hard day of getting the last word.

And then it's time to pop down the gym with your owner to work off that cheese.
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Volleyfire, you need some cheddar too, have a bite and relax amongst chums.

Oh one other thing, I think you may be indulging in too much corn.

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Too much violence, I need some herbs to calm my stomach now.

Well now thats just silly

Hardly, now this is silly.

Leaping lizards batman!

We don't leap anywhere, we're too busy chillin' after eating too much cheddar. 'bloat'.

Feeding cheddar to Iguanas, oh the imhumanity! I bet they overdosed on fermented bugs. I've got my eye on you Volleyfire.

Besides cheddar bloat is a myth!

Cheddar Gorge v1.

Cheddar gorge v2.

I think you are confusing gorging with feasting.

This thread needs to be renamed "The Prairie Dog Post"

BTW did you know that Cheddar gourge 1 occurred when a prairie dog, who ate waaay too much cheddar by the way, fell out of small private plane and struck the earth? The dust didn't settle for 2 weeks and when it did…..well, you see for yourselves.

True story!

"Feasting?" Is that my que to tell the Highgate Cemetery story?

…The Prairie Dog Post…

There is a Last Word for prairie dogs too!

That's not a post, someone leveling a concrete slab isn't even close.

Time for the cheddar Conga line!

This is serious Wilson! Someone, I can't say who, but it's something to do with the sea and rage, has been impersonating myself and Corporal Jones further up this page. I've only just noticed. It's preposterous!!

Oh dear, oh Lord. It looks like doppelgangers Sir.

As I thought! Doppel… er .. Doppelbangers. Doopelbingers. Doppelbringers. It's a shabby Nazi trick that's what it is.

Excuse me Sir, there's one of them there doopelbangers outside. Shall I bring him in, he looks just like you? Apart from the cheese that is, he's munching on a large piece of cheese you see Sir.

Why are a bunch of old farts saluting each other while giving the stink eye? I am so confused now, just go on without me…..

What on earth is a 'stink eye' Wilson??

I'm afraid I don't really know Sir, but I think it might be one of those dreadful American expressions.

Really? I can't say I'm awfully surprised.

Permission to speak Sir? I think it has something to do with Prairie Dogs and cheese Sir, but I don't know what! What I do know is that when we were in the Sudan we ate a lot of cheese and it made us all fat and bloated, a lot like them there Prairie Dogs look.

I hope you're getting all of this down Sgt Wilson?

I think it's all linked to this Bashing two bits person Mr Mainwaring. Just like in that film with Humphrey Bogart where he says "I couldn't care two bits sweetheart", you remember Uncle Arthur, we saw it in Eastgate last month? And then he does that thing with his top lip.

Excuse me Captain Mainwaring, but who is bashing two bits together, and do they require medical attention?? I have some ointment in my bag if required.

Did someone mention ointment? Ooooh!

…and the other is an evil shasvastii doopleganger. Guess who is who!!

Now, at last, we have a breakthrough!

"Remember, whatever you do, DO NOT make eye contact, it's safer that way."

Made it to page 56 and no stink eye in sight! Huzzah! Let's celebrate.

A sea that raged no more has run up the flag! Huzzah!

Ummm that looks more like a racing flag for the finish line!!

Heading down the back stretch at top speed!!!!!

Except I don't have any prairie dogs to help me.

That's because your prairie dog and picture skills are weaksauce.

A sea that raged no more has run up the flag! Huzzah!

Actually that's my beach towel drying in the breeze. Now here's a clip of me running down the beach. WOOF!

Here's a clip of me emerging from the sea. A sea that raged no more, in fact, it positively adored me.