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von Schwartz07 Apr 2019 2:36 p.m. PST

Picky, picky, picky!

Geez, are you gonna nitpick everything?!

Silent Pool07 Apr 2019 3:41 p.m. PST

"that's how I roll it"

LOL. Very good …darn you!

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Bashytubits07 Apr 2019 7:26 p.m. PST


What….? I can't believe you said my dad was a computer. Well if you are going to hurl Gifs my way, your crush was a bad 1960s actor from Canada who loves to bare his chest over much. So there!


Is that the late model Federation back scratcher in his hands? That is totally collectible.

Volleyfire08 Apr 2019 1:24 a.m. PST

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Girls! girls! That really is enough bickering!! Now back to work all of you!

Bashytubits08 Apr 2019 6:51 a.m. PST

Time for pizza!

Silent Pool08 Apr 2019 9:55 a.m. PST

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Will the real Bashytwofingers please stand up, please stand up, please stand up. I think we're going to have a problem here!

Are you a cat or a prairie dog? You've gotta say ..

Bashytubits08 Apr 2019 12:09 p.m. PST

Well, I am obviously a human being, cats nor prairie dogs can type you know, or maybe you do not?

von Schwartz08 Apr 2019 5:38 p.m. PST

Um, he IS standing!

Bashytubits08 Apr 2019 6:45 p.m. PST

Is that against the rules? I thought brandishing a firearm was more noteworthy.

von Schwartz09 Apr 2019 7:33 p.m. PST

Depends on the size of the weapon

Memento Mori09 Apr 2019 8:43 p.m. PST

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Who let the dogs out ??

Bashytubits10 Apr 2019 8:25 a.m. PST

Well…

von Schwartz10 Apr 2019 9:18 a.m. PST

Ahh, I see you didn't come alone!

Bashytubits10 Apr 2019 9:30 a.m. PST

There, there now von schwartzy

Volleyfire10 Apr 2019 9:49 a.m. PST

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Bashytubits10 Apr 2019 10:29 a.m. PST

Now Volleyfire that is just plain mean!

von Schwartz10 Apr 2019 6:00 p.m. PST

Sob!!!

Bashytubits11 Apr 2019 6:41 p.m. PST

Have some greens, the world seems a better place after a nice salad.

Volleyfire12 Apr 2019 10:12 a.m. PST

Is there such a thing as a slim Prairie Dog?

Bashytubits12 Apr 2019 10:53 p.m. PST

Is that supposed to be a joke?

von Schwartz16 Apr 2019 6:36 p.m. PST

Bulking? you call that bulking?

BTW where the hell are you getting all the prairie dog pictures???

Bashytubits16 Apr 2019 9:31 p.m. PST

I would tell you but I have a certain itch.


Plus

Its classified

von Schwartz17 Apr 2019 6:17 p.m. PST

I will find out, I have friends in low places, this being one of them I might add.
Actually I believe I have "high" friends in low places. Which is why they are in low places.
Am I rambling?

TOO BAD!!!!!

Bashytubits17 Apr 2019 8:37 p.m. PST

Is that your standard pitch?

von Schwartz18 Apr 2019 6:10 p.m. PST

To paraphrase Winston, the late British PM, not the one on TMP. "We will fight them in the streets, we will fight them in fields, we will never surrender."

Bashytubits18 Apr 2019 10:50 p.m. PST

Volleyfire19 Apr 2019 10:02 a.m. PST

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No, no , no, this is Nice.

Bashytubits19 Apr 2019 4:01 p.m. PST

I hear their Croissants are something else…

von Schwartz19 Apr 2019 6:52 p.m. PST

Something else yes, but what?

Bashytubits19 Apr 2019 9:48 p.m. PST

I can't believe you used but and what in the same sentence.

You are just jealous that he has a nicer Croissant than you.

Silent Pool20 Apr 2019 3:19 a.m. PST

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Nice niece no?

Volleyfire20 Apr 2019 9:28 a.m. PST

Looks more like a giant maggot to me.

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Are you sure it's a croissant?

Bashytubits20 Apr 2019 11:44 a.m. PST

Que dramatic doctor who maggot tunes….

I am sure after pasteurization and baking those things fluff up quite nicely.

von Schwartz20 Apr 2019 3:45 p.m. PST

I can't let you do that Dave.

Bashytubits20 Apr 2019 4:41 p.m. PST

Hello? This is the Dave helpline, how may I assist you?

von Schwartz20 Apr 2019 4:59 p.m. PST

Dave? is that you Dave

Bashytubits20 Apr 2019 11:35 p.m. PST

von Schwartz21 Apr 2019 6:35 p.m. PST

It's ME!!! Dave!!!

Bashytubits21 Apr 2019 10:02 p.m. PST

I saw you on stage the other day.

No wonder they call you fancy pants Dave von Schwartz.

Volleyfire22 Apr 2019 2:03 a.m. PST

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von Schwartz22 Apr 2019 6:07 p.m. PST

I thought I was rather graceful!!

Volleyfire23 Apr 2019 2:51 a.m. PST

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von Schwartz23 Apr 2019 5:50 p.m. PST

Ehhhh! whadya know from funny, ya ba$%83s!

Volleyfire24 Apr 2019 6:19 a.m. PST

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Mwah!!

Volleyfire24 Apr 2019 6:27 a.m. PST

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Volleyfire24 Apr 2019 6:28 a.m. PST

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Silent Pool24 Apr 2019 10:01 a.m. PST

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Security, please remove that AR5E from the show. And whilst you're at it remove the person showing their bum!

Silent Pool24 Apr 2019 10:04 a.m. PST

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Silent Pool24 Apr 2019 10:07 a.m. PST

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Silent Pool24 Apr 2019 10:09 a.m. PST

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