"The last word on TMP" Topic

Sorry but the vicar is toast!

You wouldn't attack a vicer would you?

- Bring it on!

I think you'll find that a vicer is actually short for Viceroy.

arf! arf! arf! Gordon Bennett!

Does anyone fancy a spot of tiffin?

Did someone say "Tiffin"?

No Way!

What the HELL is tiffin?!!?

…and don't let anyone tell you differently.

Well, that puts a whole new light on everything.

You have your Triffids and Tiffins mixed there, oh sea that raged no more. But don't let the facts confuse you.

Just something to chew on, metaphorically speaking.

I still wanna know what a tiffin is.

Let me finish chewing, yes really….

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And they are wrong about only having 12 years, Steven Hawking gave us 600
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Looking at their prices they're very expensive compared to UK restaurants. Tiffin is an Indian sweet dish btw. In Carry on up the Khyber it has an alternative nudge nudge wink wink suggestion.

14Bore, yeah, but being paralyzed, unable to speak, and inna wheelchair, to him it just FEELS like 600 years

So does Tiffin go well with soda?

That's beer, right?

Root beer maybe, wow look at these sale prices!

Is he actually sitting on the hopper?

Does this mean I get the Last Word?

AHH, it begins anew.

No one gets out of here alive

That was MY line!!

You really shouldn't force the conversation, oh what the heck….

So, it's you again

Can't kitty cats carry light sabres then?

That's a prairie dog you silly twit

Can't kitty cats carry light sabres then?

Yes they can! But I prefer a light foil. And don't call me "kitty"!

MEOW! I love my light sabre and drive it all around the neighbourhood. Those dirty dogs show me respect now. MEOW!

WOOF!

I'd say something but I need to finish my salad.

on and on and on and on………………….

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I wonder if you can get those Prairie Dog things off the ration?

Sometimes you say the meanest things….

Will you two quit squabbling! Shesk, it's like TMP in here sometimes!

And will you stop SHOUTING, Puddlemaker!

Rude!

Am I supposed to be impressed?

I would go over there and give you a stern lecture but this is a comfortable spot.

I thought you were moving cross-country. Can't I enjoy the Last Word until you get "settled-in" and plugged back into the internet!

Well my house has to be SOLD first. The moving part is probably 1 month plus some days away. That is so like you to kiss up to some slimey eels though. Get some new and better friends, nobody cares for that slimey eel smell nowadays. Hanging out with true friends is kind of like TMP without the crusty grouch faces. It makes you all warm and fuzzy.

Yep, no one roles as much as you do.

Nope, not while I'm still drawing breath…

and breaking wind!

You like the warm and fuzzy feel?

Try a carpeted shower.

That is neither warm nor fuzzy, just sudsy and a spectacular breeding ground for bacteria.