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Bashytubits26 Feb 2019 3:19 p.m. PST

Sorry but the vicar is toast!

Silent Pool26 Feb 2019 4:18 p.m. PST

You wouldn't attack a vicer would you?
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- Bring it on!

Volleyfire27 Feb 2019 5:55 a.m. PST

I think you'll find that a vicer is actually short for Viceroy.

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arf! arf! arf! Gordon Bennett!

Volleyfire27 Feb 2019 5:57 a.m. PST

Does anyone fancy a spot of tiffin?

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Volleyfire27 Feb 2019 6:01 a.m. PST

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Bashytubits01 Mar 2019 12:59 p.m. PST

Did someone say "Tiffin"?

No Way!

14Bore24 Mar 2019 3:47 p.m. PST

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von Schwartz24 Mar 2019 6:21 p.m. PST

What the HELL is tiffin?!!?

Silent Pool26 Mar 2019 4:03 p.m. PST

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…and don't let anyone tell you differently.

von Schwartz26 Mar 2019 5:52 p.m. PST

Well, that puts a whole new light on everything.

Bashytubits26 Mar 2019 10:22 p.m. PST

You have your Triffids and Tiffins mixed there, oh sea that raged no more. But don't let the facts confuse you.

Just something to chew on, metaphorically speaking.

Silent Pool27 Mar 2019 4:31 p.m. PST

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von Schwartz27 Mar 2019 5:07 p.m. PST

I still wanna know what a tiffin is.

Bashytubits27 Mar 2019 8:08 p.m. PST

Let me finish chewing, yes really….

14Bore30 Mar 2019 12:45 p.m. PST
14Bore30 Mar 2019 12:46 p.m. PST

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14Bore30 Mar 2019 12:48 p.m. PST

And they are wrong about only having 12 years, Steven Hawking gave us 600
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Volleyfire31 Mar 2019 6:05 a.m. PST

Looking at their prices they're very expensive compared to UK restaurants. Tiffin is an Indian sweet dish btw. In Carry on up the Khyber it has an alternative nudge nudge wink wink suggestion.

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von Schwartz31 Mar 2019 9:16 a.m. PST

14Bore, yeah, but being paralyzed, unable to speak, and inna wheelchair, to him it just FEELS like 600 years

Bashytubits31 Mar 2019 10:58 a.m. PST

So does Tiffin go well with soda?

von Schwartz31 Mar 2019 5:09 p.m. PST

That's beer, right?

Bashytubits01 Apr 2019 12:11 p.m. PST

Root beer maybe, wow look at these sale prices!

von Schwartz01 Apr 2019 5:23 p.m. PST

Is he actually sitting on the hopper?

von Schwartz02 Apr 2019 9:27 a.m. PST

Does this mean I get the Last Word?

Silent Pool02 Apr 2019 10:20 a.m. PST

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von Schwartz02 Apr 2019 6:51 p.m. PST

AHH, it begins anew.

14Bore03 Apr 2019 2:43 p.m. PST

No one gets out of here alive

von Schwartz03 Apr 2019 6:22 p.m. PST

That was MY line!!

Bashytubits04 Apr 2019 1:03 a.m. PST

You really shouldn't force the conversation, oh what the heck….

von Schwartz05 Apr 2019 1:30 p.m. PST

So, it's you again

Volleyfire05 Apr 2019 2:48 p.m. PST

Can't kitty cats carry light sabres then?

von Schwartz05 Apr 2019 5:01 p.m. PST

That's a prairie dog you silly twit

Silent Pool05 Apr 2019 5:03 p.m. PST

Can't kitty cats carry light sabres then?
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Yes they can! But I prefer a light foil. And don't call me "kitty"!

Silent Pool05 Apr 2019 5:12 p.m. PST

MEOW! I love my light sabre and drive it all around the neighbourhood. Those dirty dogs show me respect now. MEOW!

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Silent Pool05 Apr 2019 5:17 p.m. PST

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WOOF!

Bashytubits05 Apr 2019 8:43 p.m. PST

I'd say something but I need to finish my salad.

Memento Mori05 Apr 2019 11:22 p.m. PST

on and on and on and on………………….

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Volleyfire06 Apr 2019 1:15 a.m. PST

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I wonder if you can get those Prairie Dog things off the ration?

Bashytubits06 Apr 2019 12:43 p.m. PST

Sometimes you say the meanest things….

Silent Pool06 Apr 2019 2:45 p.m. PST

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Will you two quit squabbling! Shesk, it's like TMP in here sometimes!

Silent Pool06 Apr 2019 2:47 p.m. PST

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And will you stop SHOUTING, Puddlemaker!

Silent Pool06 Apr 2019 2:50 p.m. PST

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Rude!

Bashytubits06 Apr 2019 3:02 p.m. PST

Am I supposed to be impressed?


I would go over there and give you a stern lecture but this is a comfortable spot.

Silent Pool06 Apr 2019 3:30 p.m. PST

I thought you were moving cross-country. Can't I enjoy the Last Word until you get "settled-in" and plugged back into the internet!

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Bashytubits06 Apr 2019 3:58 p.m. PST

Well my house has to be SOLD first. The moving part is probably 1 month plus some days away. That is so like you to kiss up to some slimey eels though. Get some new and better friends, nobody cares for that slimey eel smell nowadays. Hanging out with true friends is kind of like TMP without the crusty grouch faces. It makes you all warm and fuzzy.

Silent Pool06 Apr 2019 4:14 p.m. PST

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Bashytubits06 Apr 2019 5:03 p.m. PST

Yep, no one roles as much as you do.

von Schwartz06 Apr 2019 5:06 p.m. PST

Nope, not while I'm still drawing breath…

and breaking wind!

von Schwartz06 Apr 2019 5:11 p.m. PST

You like the warm and fuzzy feel?


Try a carpeted shower.

Bashytubits06 Apr 2019 5:13 p.m. PST

That is neither warm nor fuzzy, just sudsy and a spectacular breeding ground for bacteria.

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