"The last word on TMP" Topic

Meanvile I haff been trying mitt der song writing meinselfen.
Mein first attempt.Here ist ein excerpt.
…..its ein kind off magic,der can be only ein, ziss reich dat lasts a thousand years vill soon be done,ziss flame dat burns all over off me, I'm hearing der secret harmonies,- its ein kind off magic, der bell dat rings inside your mind ist challenging der doors off time….(accordian break)
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Unfortunately I don't haff ein accordian und I look stupid without von. I invaded France so dat ve could capture all der accordian factories und ship zem back to Germany so dat ven dis record ist released I could corner der market.
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Goering looks stupid without von as well.
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Und Goebbels.So you see, ve had to invade France for der accordians oderwise ve could not perform der song und mein song writing career ist kaput.

Vell, I haff released der new record on der Wehrmacht Record label. Here I am at der official launch ceremony, mitt der new Wehrmacht Record Label logo, WR. I thought of that all by meinselfen.

Already der demand for it ist astronomical, und der people are going crazy to get der hands on it. Accordian orders as vell haff gone through der roofen!
Put your right hand up everyvon who vonts ein accordian!!!
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- Pardon?

Ha ha! Ja I seen vot you did zere. I meant put your right arm in der air if you vont an accordian!!
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I am fighting zem off now, zey all vont von.

Von here as vell!

You see vot a gut saleman I am? Ve vill haff to invade anudder country soon for more off der musical instruments factorybuildingenmachinenworks.

At der moment I haff Himmler und Goering on der backing mitt der combs und bog roll.Ist nix gut I can tell you.Der amount off spit dat commen flying ist terrible.

While ve are at it, mein vardrobe departmenten haff been vorking on ein new image to go mitt der new record. Vot do you sink?

- So send me an accordion, accordingly!

- Honey, I'm joking!

Ach ja, der Pritishers! Wehrmacht Records General Staffeln haff kommen up mit der idea to shatter der Pritisher morale und take control mitt anudder instrument for mein collection.
Fallschirmjager vill parachuten into lancashire und kidnap zat zany Pritisher comedian und awful singer George Formby.

Zen zey vill blow uppen der ukelele factorymachineworks

und steal his ukelele for mein selfen. After stealing ein rowing boat und meeting a U Boat zey vill return to Germany und I vill be ein hero.
I hope it goes better zan ven zey stole all zer ballalaikas ven ve invaded Greece. Ve had no crockery left after a week, I kept smashing it all every time Mussolini played it. Eva vos not pleased.

Wow, just wow…..

Bow Wow Wow

…and easy mistake to make. You're welcome!

Tank Girl?

coolminiornot.com/354998 – Coolminiornot, TG by Duff

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Frothers charity miniature …oh!

Ja!

Ja!

- I know …nice words fail you

(David Wright – No Stronger Bond)

Do you think the Perry Bros. might produce this as a miniature?

Otherwise, here's a candidate for the dog.

seated to left of picture.

From Warlord Games – Langkynecks Hunting Party

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Now, a suitable AWI seated figure …

Brian Jones, who knew?

Will he be banned?

Just stopping by

I am feeling very liberated…..

WHOA!

- Do I take it that you don't like AWI? Would French Indian Wars suit you better? It's a nice picture of a man and his dog!

(PS – that soldier in the last picture, get him to come see me and bring some beers. No need to change clothing!)

I fought the law and the law won …

Great miniatures from Hasslefree Miniatures and pictures from Tim's Miniature Wargaming Blog. Kudos.
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The sea that raged no more? Where do you dream these names up from?

Well lets see, err I got locked out for a start! Thanks for your brief campaign for my release BTW. I then avoided posting for some time whilst coming to terms with all that. And then I've just been working 90 hours a week so no time to post anything, my brain has been too tired to think of anything TBH.

Anyway, where were we??
Oh yeah……..

I haff been learning to play Wagner on mein new accordian. As you can see Mussolini ist less zan impressed.

I think you accordion will soon be …

…no more! OPEN FIRE, Trooper Dudley!

- Don't look at me like that!
- I ain't looking at you like nothing!
- No! You're looking at me like I'm nothing!

- Come along boys, play nicely together

- Hey, did you you hear something squeak?
- Yeah, your ass in them tight metal trousers!
- Yeah, fair point. Me too! Where's the WD40?

I got meinselfen some off der leather shorts, und these sqvueak as vell.

Ciao, Volleyfuhrer!

woo-hoo! This is the 1,900th post in this topic! ;-)