"The last word on TMP" Topic

That earring appears to have a life of it's own Breaking Bad, is it an alien life form by any chance?

Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat, the khaki-coloured bombardiers …

…it's Hiroshima that we're nearing …

The song's lyrics are about a guy who keeps trying to pluck up the courage to ask women out, but then some imaginary disaster befalls him and he has to start the cycle all over again. Are you trying to tell us something Breaking Wind?

PS I think it's amazing how you managed to find that love story in the song. I thought it was that this town ain't big enough for both of us …the TMP Winner, and the runner- up

Since I won the Last Word post on April 15th – everyone else is just going for 2nd place

The original post read "I have discovered how to get the last word on TMP. And here it is "

On April 15th I posted multiple lThe Last Word so anyone doing so after me is second

- Tonto is totally deluded!

- He's fun though!

…kisses like a girl

- and your point is?

- It's the oldest trick in the book! Women dig me!

- Captainnnnnn! That's enough! We've spoken about this before.

And here is a word from my Sponsor …

He is correct, of course. Women dig him!

Oops!

It's party time!

14Bore has been spotted in the Prairie Lands …

Hahaha, Volleyfuhrer gotcha!. Good man

OK, all back to Bill's for tea, cake and medals. Perhaps he'll talk us through his Top Ten Dawghouse moments, again!

As we approach 2,000 posts we must remain vigilant for skulkers, interlopers, and haters. The battle cry is "TMP and no quarter!"

Judging by the pictures there's no heating on the Starship Enterprise.

Meanwhile Tonto48 and his minions must be all off line due to their WindowsXP being hacked into with ransomware. Shame.

It looks like I am the only one who hasn't been held to ransom (famous last words). Oh well, in that case, I claim my prize.
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Sorry to disappoint you, Volleyfuhrer …

…there are no runner up prizes to claim. Winners only.

still watching

We love you Tonto …an amazing guy!

There's a lot of blank screens there Tonto. Come on, stump up the ransom so they can get back to work!! Give that nice Mr Kim in North Korea some pocket money to spend on cheese.

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If you don't he's going to have to take up busking to keep his economy's wheels turning.He'll play something really cheesy.

Dang !

The only reason I was staying active was this enjoyable thread Now that I have won there is no need to continue my membership so as you Brits say TTFN

Totally understand your decision to end your input on this post and we think it is the noble way to bow out. Thank you, we hope there are plenty of good times ahead for you.

Bless you Tonto …you are loved!

- A great guy!
- Sure is!
- A Canadian?,
- Yep, one of the best.
- Thought he had won on this post.
- Yes he did.
- Deluded?
- Totally!!
- Missing him already
- Without doubt!
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Ciao, Toronto …and your sexy horse!

Why not stay Toronto, eh ?

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- What you wanna do?
- Dunno. What you wanna do?
- Dunno. What you wanna do?

I know how to get the last word on TMP and here it is …

Won't get fooled again …

No!

No!

No!

Volleyfuhrer! Mein Volleyfuhrer! Noooooo!

Not you! Come back! Come back and finish this post!

My Rudy how you haff aged. Ve did warn you zat der Britisher POW camps food was awful, und der portions are only ziss big.

Vell, zer boy band idea ist kaput. Mussolini cannot do zer dance moves because off der gout, he drinks too much off der red wine und eats too many off der meatballs I sink.He vishes to be ein music writer instead.His singing ist no gut either, alvays having to struggle to hit der top notes
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mit der clenched fist.
His first song he hast written he called Mambo No4. Vot ist dat I said? Vot ist ein Mambo? Und it surely should be Mambo No. Ein? Ein Volk Ein Reich Ein Mambo.

Anyway he has sent der song to his aunties cousins nephew in America, so ve shall see vot happens. I told him it wasn't a gut idea to sing it here, all der 'Jessica here I am, a little bit off you makes me der man' vouldn't go down very vell mit Clara Pettacci. You know how jealous zese Italian vomen can be.It would be no more off der meatballs for him if she heard it I can tell you.