"The last word on TMP" Topic

HEY BASHY!

HEY HERR WOLLEY!

…from Lincolnshire!

HEY TORONTO!

You fixed it yet?

Tell me, who ist dis Breaking Vind person? Und vy does he sink he vill beat me to havink der Last Vord???

Von thing ist puzzling me. Vy is dat voman in der red dress mit ein tiny engine piston stuck in her earhole??

Like …duh!

It's a cure for hangovers. Keep up, mate!

"Everyone knows that …mostly"

Pull der ring at der wrong moment und it vud be vot you call qvuite a ja!

"Well, yes, I guess you're correct …"

LIKE …DUH!

Hmmm vell, vot can I say? I am on mein holidays I don't care. I sink I vill just idly daydream und stare out off der vindow for a vile, und drink mein ersatz coffee now zat I haff found some nuts here in Austria zat der pesky Pritisher svuirrels haven't buried..

Fur ya, zee vor ist over!

Things are gonna change around here …

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You vant to take ein bet on zat baby?

Well, you sure told HIM!

Keep up the good work fellas, less than 800 to go untill 2k

Und ven ve reach 2k I vill vin! Here I am praktising receiving der prizegiving ven dat happenz!!

Danke, danke!!

Und again, zis time mitt der feeling!

Meanvile der furst of mein new highly trained sqvuirrels haff arrived in Engerland determined to wreak havoc mitt der Last Vord.

Here comes ein suitable target!

'Ere Joe, what's that standing in the road? Looks like a squirrel.

I dunno Jonesy but it doesn't look like it's one of ours!
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Well whatever it was it's going on my butcher's slab now as rabbit!

this place has more bugs then an ant farm

This thread is only place I post now

youtu.be/AoJP_a9gBD4

Do you like this show ??

Nein, I am prefering ziss von!!
youtu.be/QAzESJ62irI

- "This is all getting a bit weird, Charlie!"

- "All I'm asking is that we go back to our original roles. I don't want you do SATURDAY NIGHT FUHRER or REICH FEVER. That would be a TRADEGY! But you DONT NEED TO WORRY. Let's just do the roles we were assigned"

…and breathe!

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Then it rests with me –

I CARE

It's the most important thing in my life. And I think I've got the last word licked!

You need to get out more if licking cat ears is what you do to pass time.

Now to combine two themes

and another combine

Nein ist correct, zis ist mein pussy cat.

Never before in the field of TMP threads has so much been created meaning so little by so few

Just saying …

Ein bad hair day.

Ha last word first on 26. Nyaah nyaah.

Co-eee, did you call me? Let's River Dance my old German cat lovers!

1250!

1250?

Sir William Longespée (c. 1212 – 8 February 1250) was an English knight and crusader, the son of William Longespée and Ela, Countess of Salisbury. His death became of significant importance to the English psyche, having died as a martyr due to the purported mistakes of the French at the Battle of Mansurah, near Al-Mansurah in Egypt.

Why do you ask?

I give up too, vot ist it you vont?