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Silent Pool05 Jan 2017 11:04 a.m. PST

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Silent Pool05 Jan 2017 11:16 a.m. PST

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Bleeped texters!

Volleyfire05 Jan 2017 12:58 p.m. PST

He's going to get covered in seagull poop if he sits there. Just saying…..

Silent Pool06 Jan 2017 2:59 a.m. PST

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Great! So if you can't hit an elephant, what about a barn door?

Silent Pool06 Jan 2017 3:10 a.m. PST

Aaaargh! We condone what our brothers have done …sisters! What our sisters have done.

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Volleyfire06 Jan 2017 9:27 a.m. PST

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Volleyfire06 Jan 2017 9:28 a.m. PST

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GarrisonMiniatures06 Jan 2017 4:27 p.m. PST

Well, took a while to read that lot.

GarrisonMiniatures06 Jan 2017 4:28 p.m. PST

Actually, I lied. Didn't read any of them.

GarrisonMiniatures06 Jan 2017 4:29 p.m. PST

I mean, I could have read them all if I wanted to. It's just that I just painted something and I'm a bit busy at the moment watching the paint dry.

GarrisonMiniatures06 Jan 2017 4:30 p.m. PST

Please understand, I don't usually watch paint dry.

Only interesting paint.

GarrisonMiniatures06 Jan 2017 4:31 p.m. PST

And even then only if it's essential for the plot.

GarrisonMiniatures06 Jan 2017 4:32 p.m. PST

Sometimes there isn't a plot so I let it dry unwatched.

Silent Pool06 Jan 2017 4:54 p.m. PST

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By Jove, I think you may have rekindled my interest in painting …or watching paint dry, at least.

Personal logo 20thmaine Supporting Member of TMP06 Jan 2017 5:26 p.m. PST

She could have saved time – paint it all yellow and then use Magic Dip for shading.

At table distance it looks the same.

Personal logo 20thmaine Supporting Member of TMP06 Jan 2017 5:26 p.m. PST

Although the optician was saying something about

Personal logo 20thmaine Supporting Member of TMP06 Jan 2017 5:26 p.m. PST

"new glasses"

Personal logo 20thmaine Supporting Member of TMP06 Jan 2017 5:26 p.m. PST

maybe…I'm not sure I heard it right.

Personal logo 20thmaine Supporting Member of TMP06 Jan 2017 5:27 p.m. PST

Anyway

Personal logo 20thmaine Supporting Member of TMP06 Jan 2017 5:34 p.m. PST

can I find a picture

Personal logo 20thmaine Supporting Member of TMP06 Jan 2017 5:34 p.m. PST

of that darn old

Personal logo 20thmaine Supporting Member of TMP06 Jan 2017 5:34 p.m. PST

tap dancing elephant?

Personal logo 20thmaine Supporting Member of TMP06 Jan 2017 5:34 p.m. PST

Nope.

Silent Pool06 Jan 2017 5:40 p.m. PST

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Silent Pool06 Jan 2017 5:48 p.m. PST

" …and ran away to the circus,
Off she went with a …

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Bashytubits06 Jan 2017 9:02 p.m. PST

GarrisonMiniatures09 Jan 2017 4:40 p.m. PST

There's an elephant in the room?

GarrisonMiniatures09 Jan 2017 4:41 p.m. PST

Is it white or pink?

Volleyfire10 Jan 2017 2:11 a.m. PST

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GarrisonMiniatures10 Jan 2017 7:59 a.m. PST

Well, grey ones are boring.

Silent Pool10 Jan 2017 12:35 p.m. PST

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Boring, you say? Come on over and we can discuss it further …well I can!

Silent Pool10 Jan 2017 12:41 p.m. PST

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Free upgrade, bruv!

Volleyfire10 Jan 2017 2:08 p.m. PST

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Volleyfire10 Jan 2017 2:23 p.m. PST

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What have I told you about keeping Breaking Winds pet squirrel in your room Manuel???

Volleyfire10 Jan 2017 2:24 p.m. PST

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Silent Pool10 Jan 2017 8:40 p.m. PST

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I am making notes, Volleydire, and your name will go on the list; and when I win The Last Word you will be brought to account.

Volleyfire11 Jan 2017 3:39 a.m. PST

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Volleyfire11 Jan 2017 3:41 a.m. PST

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Volleyfire11 Jan 2017 3:45 a.m. PST

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I've got my eye on you Breaking Petal

Volleyfire11 Jan 2017 4:05 a.m. PST

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It's one F in Volleyfire by the way. These foreigners, not as good at spelling as our brave chaps. Now, spell it properly or I'll have you put on a charge. Wilson, take this man's name, blasted impertinence!

Toronto4811 Jan 2017 5:18 a.m. PST
Toronto4811 Jan 2017 5:22 a.m. PST

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Toronto4811 Jan 2017 5:24 a.m. PST

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Toronto4811 Jan 2017 5:25 a.m. PST

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Toronto4811 Jan 2017 5:29 a.m. PST

waiting

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Toronto4811 Jan 2017 5:34 a.m. PST

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Toronto4811 Jan 2017 5:36 a.m. PST

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Gotcha !!

Volleyfire11 Jan 2017 6:17 a.m. PST

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'Ere Jonesy, Uncle I mean Sergeant Wilson says they've captured another U Boat crew! Isn't it exciting! Apparently they are a highly trained elite underwater spelling unit and they want to challenge us to a spelling competition. The ones who get the most words right wins. I wonder if we'll get the Last Word right and win. what do you think??

Volleyfire11 Jan 2017 6:46 a.m. PST

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When we was in the Sudan the Mad Mahdi challenged General Kitchener to a spelling contest. Just before the Battle of Omdurman it was. Well the General he knew the Mahdi couldn't speak English very well, so he chose the longest most difficult words he could find in the dictionary. Discombobulation, that was one. Schizophrenia, that was another.
Anyway, they picked 20 words each, and the Mahdi he was doing really well until he got to the Last Word, precon..er preconce…anyway he got the i and the e the wrong way round and he was mad, ooh he was mad. He was hopping up and down, they do a lot of hopping up and down those fuzzy wuzzies you know, it's because the sand is so hot and they only have bare feet you know. Anyway where was I? Oh yes, he was really mad and he said to General Kitchener "I'm coming to get you with my entire army, and you will not like it!" And he stormed off, and after that he was always known as The Mad Madhi.


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Volleyfire11 Jan 2017 6:54 a.m. PST

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I suppose I'd better ring HQ and see what time the Germans are likely to arrive so we can get a team organised. I wonder if HQ can raise any other foreign teams as well??

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Hello hello! Is that HQ?

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