"The last word on TMP" Topic

Upon entering orbit over Las Vegas, Cellar door finds a rude surprise.

What you thought the Luxor pyramid just shot a light into the sky?

What orbits Vegas stays in Vegas! After we blast it, ahem…

"Boo!" is now a political word/statement………….

OUCH!

That was just plumb mean, Bashy!

There there now. (pats smoking hair)

PUT OUR VERA DOWN!

She's our national treasure.

BOOM!

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OK crew, let's get to Page 15. We have some celebrating to look forward to.

Ciao Bashy! you played a mean game …

I hope you have a good excuse lined up for Australia when you have to explain why you bombed their desert from space.

You need a new navigator. Besides bombing everything indiscrimately from space is not the answer cellar door.

BASHY'S ALIVE!

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Now I'm Hungry too.

It only seems right and proper to add that…….

Oops, I needed to warn you guys! And they say timing is everything!

Volleyfire, you cheeky devil!

Well on that note:

As you seem to have exceptional observation skills, tell me, have you noticed anything else …about me?

You married William Shatner? No wonder your navigator gets distracted. Sheesh.

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So why did you …aw, man!

I feel a poem coming on.

Just like it says on the tin!

Je ne regrette rein

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Well, we all left ours on and how jolly we look!

There is only one way to settle this! Dance off!

(smile)

Another little Napoleon!

Ha, that is not dancing. Nothing says dancing like dirty dancing!(dancing on dirt)

I have had thousands of chickens and I can assure you that none of them ever played a banjo.Never. Period. As for that hat, well…

Volleyfire, then it sounds like you have never visited Wiltshire!

I'm not a chicken plucker,
I'm a chicken plucker's mate,
And I'm only plucking chickens,
'Cause the chicken pluckers late!

That is because it is an American chicken, note the banjo, an American cultural icon. Besides she is an extra special banjo chicken. The only way to survive when egg laying tapers off, no one will barbecue a talented banjo chicken.

Actually CD I used to work in Lambourn and my then GF came from Swindon, so yes I've visited Wilts many times!
Once they've finished laying Bashy they're too tough for barbecuing anyway, you have to put them in a nice hot steaming curry! Goodness gracious me!

I go away for a little while, and suddenly we're on page 14!

Cats, chickens, Star Trek, Austrian Napoleonics, banter …it's proving difficult to get the last word!

I know, it's become so hard trying to find the last word I've had to bring in expert assistance.

Cow about that…

Expert? Haha, pull the udder one, mate!

…and thanks to 6milphil

OOooooh, cow yoga, now breathe deeply in while relaxing the udder one, MATE!

Now to be truly fulfilled and happy though, it must get under your skin.

The race for the last word must continue.

First on page 15! Pull yourself together Cellar door!

Now you've had your chips, Bashy!

- Therefore it is logical, Captain, that Clark Nevada is his name!

- OK, Mr Spock, check the records for this Mr Clark Nevada. And Mr Spock, …best we give Australia a bit of a miss for a while!

– Yes, Captain.

For your erudition Cellar Door, Clark is the county in Nevada that Las Vegas, where I live is located. This information is graciously provided free of charge.