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Personal logo Bashytubits Supporting Member of TMP09 Oct 2016 9:21 a.m. PST

Upon entering orbit over Las Vegas, Cellar door finds a rude surprise.

What you thought the Luxor pyramid just shot a light into the sky?

What orbits Vegas stays in Vegas! After we blast it, ahem…

Great War Ace09 Oct 2016 10:19 a.m. PST

"Boo!" is now a political word/statement………….

A sea that raged no more09 Oct 2016 12:57 p.m. PST

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OUCH!

That was just plumb mean, Bashy!

Personal logo Bashytubits Supporting Member of TMP09 Oct 2016 3:36 p.m. PST

There there now. (pats smoking hair)

A sea that raged no more10 Oct 2016 1:22 a.m. PST

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PUT OUR VERA DOWN!

She's our national treasure.

A sea that raged no more10 Oct 2016 5:41 a.m. PST

BOOM!

http://theminiaturespage.com/

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OK crew, let's get to Page 15. We have some celebrating to look forward to.

Ciao Bashy! you played a mean game …

Personal logo Bashytubits Supporting Member of TMP10 Oct 2016 8:51 a.m. PST

I hope you have a good excuse lined up for Australia when you have to explain why you bombed their desert from space.

You need a new navigator. Besides bombing everything indiscrimately from space is not the answer cellar door.

A sea that raged no more10 Oct 2016 9:48 a.m. PST

BASHY'S ALIVE!

http://theminiaturespage.com/

Personal logo Bashytubits Supporting Member of TMP10 Oct 2016 11:49 a.m. PST

A sea that raged no more10 Oct 2016 12:54 p.m. PST
A sea that raged no more10 Oct 2016 12:57 p.m. PST

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Personal logo Bashytubits Supporting Member of TMP10 Oct 2016 4:16 p.m. PST

snurl111 Oct 2016 11:29 p.m. PST

Now I'm Hungry too.

Volleyfire12 Oct 2016 3:29 a.m. PST

It only seems right and proper to add that…….

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A sea that raged no more12 Oct 2016 7:49 a.m. PST

Oops, I needed to warn you guys! And they say timing is everything!

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Volleyfire, you cheeky devil!

Personal logo Bashytubits Supporting Member of TMP12 Oct 2016 9:04 a.m. PST

Well on that note:

A sea that raged no more12 Oct 2016 10:25 a.m. PST

As you seem to have exceptional observation skills, tell me, have you noticed anything else …about me?

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Personal logo Bashytubits Supporting Member of TMP12 Oct 2016 6:04 p.m. PST

You married William Shatner? No wonder your navigator gets distracted. Sheesh.

snurl112 Oct 2016 9:18 p.m. PST

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A sea that raged no more13 Oct 2016 7:29 a.m. PST

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So why did you …aw, man!

Personal logo Bashytubits Supporting Member of TMP13 Oct 2016 9:39 a.m. PST

Personal logo Bashytubits Supporting Member of TMP13 Oct 2016 9:45 a.m. PST

I feel a poem coming on.

A sea that raged no more13 Oct 2016 11:32 a.m. PST

A sea that raged no more13 Oct 2016 11:46 a.m. PST

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Just like it says on the tin!

A sea that raged no more13 Oct 2016 11:53 a.m. PST

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Je ne regrette rein

link thank you

Personal logo Bashytubits Supporting Member of TMP13 Oct 2016 1:33 p.m. PST

A sea that raged no more13 Oct 2016 2:27 p.m. PST

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Well, we all left ours on and how jolly we look!

Personal logo Bashytubits Supporting Member of TMP13 Oct 2016 2:35 p.m. PST

There is only one way to settle this! Dance off!

A sea that raged no more13 Oct 2016 3:38 p.m. PST

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(smile)

A sea that raged no more13 Oct 2016 3:51 p.m. PST

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Another little Napoleon!

Personal logo Bashytubits Supporting Member of TMP13 Oct 2016 5:59 p.m. PST

Ha, that is not dancing. Nothing says dancing like dirty dancing!(dancing on dirt)

Volleyfire13 Oct 2016 11:09 p.m. PST

I have had thousands of chickens and I can assure you that none of them ever played a banjo.Never. Period. As for that hat, well…

A sea that raged no more14 Oct 2016 1:47 a.m. PST

Volleyfire, then it sounds like you have never visited Wiltshire!

A sea that raged no more14 Oct 2016 1:56 a.m. PST

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I'm not a chicken plucker,
I'm a chicken plucker's mate,
And I'm only plucking chickens,
'Cause the chicken pluckers late!

Personal logo Bashytubits Supporting Member of TMP14 Oct 2016 8:26 a.m. PST

That is because it is an American chicken, note the banjo, an American cultural icon. Besides she is an extra special banjo chicken. The only way to survive when egg laying tapers off, no one will barbecue a talented banjo chicken.

Volleyfire14 Oct 2016 3:54 p.m. PST

Actually CD I used to work in Lambourn and my then GF came from Swindon, so yes I've visited Wilts many times!
Once they've finished laying Bashy they're too tough for barbecuing anyway, you have to put them in a nice hot steaming curry! Goodness gracious me!

tkdguy14 Oct 2016 4:24 p.m. PST

I go away for a little while, and suddenly we're on page 14!

Personal logo Bashytubits Supporting Member of TMP14 Oct 2016 5:25 p.m. PST

A sea that raged no more15 Oct 2016 1:32 a.m. PST

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A sea that raged no more15 Oct 2016 1:35 a.m. PST

Cats, chickens, Star Trek, Austrian Napoleonics, banter …it's proving difficult to get the last word!

Volleyfire15 Oct 2016 3:04 p.m. PST

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I know, it's become so hard trying to find the last word I've had to bring in expert assistance.

Personal logo Bashytubits Supporting Member of TMP15 Oct 2016 3:10 p.m. PST

Cow about that…

A sea that raged no more16 Oct 2016 8:18 a.m. PST

Expert? Haha, pull the udder one, mate!

…and thanks to 6milphil

Personal logo Bashytubits Supporting Member of TMP16 Oct 2016 8:52 a.m. PST

OOooooh, cow yoga, now breathe deeply in while relaxing the udder one, MATE! wink

Personal logo Bashytubits Supporting Member of TMP16 Oct 2016 8:57 a.m. PST

Now to be truly fulfilled and happy though, it must get under your skin.

Personal logo Bashytubits Supporting Member of TMP16 Oct 2016 8:59 a.m. PST

The race for the last word must continue.

Personal logo Bashytubits Supporting Member of TMP16 Oct 2016 9:00 a.m. PST

First on page 15! Pull yourself together Cellar door!

A sea that raged no more16 Oct 2016 9:47 a.m. PST

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Now you've had your chips, Bashy!

A sea that raged no more16 Oct 2016 9:54 a.m. PST

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- Therefore it is logical, Captain, that Clark Nevada is his name!

- OK, Mr Spock, check the records for this Mr Clark Nevada. And Mr Spock, …best we give Australia a bit of a miss for a while!

– Yes, Captain.

Personal logo Bashytubits Supporting Member of TMP16 Oct 2016 10:22 a.m. PST

For your erudition Cellar Door, Clark is the county in Nevada that Las Vegas, where I live is located. This information is graciously provided free of charge.

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