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Silent Pool30 Aug 2016 1:07 p.m. PST

…and 503!

Which, as was agreed at the last meeting, is the winning number on the Series 500 scoreboard. I thank you. gold star

Bashytubits30 Aug 2016 1:13 p.m. PST

There, there cellar door, I feel your pain of not being first on the page AGAIN.

Silent Pool30 Aug 2016 2:08 p.m. PST

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huh!

I get the funniest feeling …every time we meet

Bashytubits30 Aug 2016 10:53 p.m. PST

snurl107 Sep 2016 3:31 a.m. PST

There's simply no telling,
No way we could know;
Just how far this Last Word business could go.

Volleyfire07 Sep 2016 3:40 a.m. PST

The 'Last word on TMP'
Quickly grew past pages 1,2 and 3,
The posts kept on growing,
The words always flowing,
Will it go on to reach page 33?

Silent Pool07 Sep 2016 6:22 a.m. PST

This daft little post was created in jest,
Page 1 was assured, Page 2 finish? at best.
Who would have thought it would reach Page 11?
With over 11,000 viewings Editor Bill thinks he's in heaven.
With his advertising revenue for the year now assured,
Maybe we all should concur …
This really is …
The Last Word

peace

Bashytubits07 Sep 2016 12:02 p.m. PST

The last word is a dream,
A goal it would seem,
Utterly distant and totally extreme,
Some say "no more!' and then scream,
Others say "victory is mine!" and then post on the screen,
But I will say it here the last word is a Jest!
Then post what I meen.

Silent Pool07 Sep 2016 12:48 p.m. PST

Jets fans are confused and often abused,
Their presentation skills are not what I'd use.
The correct insertion of the T before S,
Is really quite simple, never treated as a jest.

But consider this friend, and I need to be blunt,
Who actually placed that man at the front?
Who swapped his two cards to shatter his dream,
Of being shown on TV supporting his team?

I'll tell you answer, and Bill will confirm,
The hideous creature that made that man squirm.
I will reveal who is behind this cruel plot,
That diminished this man, team, fans the whole lot.

It is a former member of this incredible site,
Who left in a huff over a very small slight.
So …now the name …that you have probably heard
Oh, dash it, I can't …let it be The Last Word!
peace

Bashytubits07 Sep 2016 12:57 p.m. PST

The last word,
Am I?

My lines do not scan.
My words do not rhyme.
I've overrun the meter, dramatically,
Not for the first time.

Am I a poem?
I am, if I say I am.


The last word

Silent Pool07 Sep 2016 1:08 p.m. PST

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BASHYyyyyyyyyy…!!

Bashytubits07 Sep 2016 1:21 p.m. PST

I have only these last words to say.

Silent Pool07 Sep 2016 1:41 p.m. PST

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Bashytubits07 Sep 2016 2:09 p.m. PST

Personal logo Flashman14 Supporting Member of TMP07 Sep 2016 8:16 p.m. PST

Finally!

Bashytubits07 Sep 2016 10:34 p.m. PST

tkdguy07 Sep 2016 11:00 p.m. PST

This is not the only forum where a "Last Word" thread is going on.

Volleyfire08 Sep 2016 2:31 a.m. PST

Thanks, finally someone deciphered what on earth that woman was saying in Flash Gordon for me! For decades I thought it was "Despatch Warlock and Ajax to bring back his (lowers voice) body." I sleep more easily now knowing that.

Silent Pool08 Sep 2016 7:08 a.m. PST

…what on earth that woman was saying…

That woman?

You mean Her Majesty? Our Beth?

Beefeaters! Off to the Bloody Tower with him! evil grin

Bashytubits08 Sep 2016 10:18 a.m. PST

The tower is not all its quacked up to be.

Silent Pool08 Sep 2016 11:28 a.m. PST

This is not the only forum where a "Last Word" thread is going on

Oh, we don't need to worry about that sort of thing. Carry on.

GarrisonMiniatures08 Sep 2016 12:39 p.m. PST

Probably shouldn't worry about it, but it would be nice to have a link just to make sure.

Bashytubits08 Sep 2016 3:30 p.m. PST

Yes, a few links would be good.

Silent Pool09 Sep 2016 2:15 a.m. PST

You know, I read Burmese script and I am very surprised that Bill allows you to post such obscenity.

And anyway, I would do what you say except I don't have the flexibility any more wink

Volleyfire09 Sep 2016 2:51 a.m. PST

Best links on the Planet. Lincs links.
YouTube link

Silent Pool09 Sep 2016 3:21 a.m. PST

Amen, Volleyfire.

Wonderful county, wonderful sausage.

Lived Gunby St Nicholas (near Grantham) where nearby South Witham has a Knights Templar connection, if you like that sort of thing. I do.

link

link

Bashytubits09 Sep 2016 11:19 a.m. PST

The horror!

snurl110 Sep 2016 1:47 a.m. PST

Cut down like the dogs they are.

Silent Pool10 Sep 2016 4:03 a.m. PST

WOW! It's carnage!

At this rate Bill will slap a requisite on that such pictures have a public warning of an adult content nature.

Those that don't comply will end up for 3 days in the Hot Dawghouse!

evil grin

Go on, show their buns!

Volleyfire10 Sep 2016 4:15 a.m. PST

Wonderful county, wonderful sausage.
I wholeheartedly agree Cellar Door.
My family arrived in our village back in the Domesday Book era in the form of one of William's knights and we've been here ever since.
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Mustn't forget to add stuffed chine and haslet to the list of excellent provender.

Those don't look like dogs to me snurl1, more like of a couple of Brats that got what they deserved!

Silent Pool10 Sep 2016 4:30 a.m. PST

Bolingbroke. Excellent place, castle and all thumbs up

Silent Pool10 Sep 2016 9:53 a.m. PST
Bashytubits10 Sep 2016 10:46 a.m. PST

snurl114 Sep 2016 10:48 p.m. PST

Don't look now, but that penguin has knees.

Silent Pool15 Sep 2016 2:41 a.m. PST

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Bashytubits15 Sep 2016 9:55 a.m. PST

That is classified information.

Someone is making fun of our knees, charge!

snurl120 Sep 2016 11:36 p.m. PST

Knees can just get bent.

Silent Pool21 Sep 2016 2:18 a.m. PST

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Bashytubits21 Sep 2016 11:28 a.m. PST

I'll let you know as soon as I re-design this one.

snurl121 Sep 2016 11:46 p.m. PST

Better pack it in then.

Bashytubits22 Sep 2016 12:10 p.m. PST

Packing humor eh?

Silent Pool22 Sep 2016 1:56 p.m. PST

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Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag …

Personal logo 20thmaine Supporting Member of TMP22 Sep 2016 4:02 p.m. PST

zap

Bashytubits22 Sep 2016 6:13 p.m. PST

This is how you properly use zap, sheesh I am surrounded by amateurs.

Bashytubits22 Sep 2016 6:16 p.m. PST

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Bashytubits22 Sep 2016 6:20 p.m. PST

Wow, Batman rocks! I am first on page 12 WOOT!
This calls for a celebration.

Silent Pool23 Sep 2016 2:19 a.m. PST

Oh, Bashy …!

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The last word. The final front ear!

Silent Pool23 Sep 2016 2:38 a.m. PST

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