"What scenes would you most put in a Jurassic Park Movie?" Topic

1. A scene where they bring the T-Rex's to New York and they are crushed flat and pulped by the New York Taxi Cabs.

2. A scene where one of the raptors gets his tail caught under a steam-roller and it runs him over, forcing out his insides like toothpaste from a tube.

3. The scene where a pack of velociraptors chases Neil and Dern down into the subway and down onto the tracks where they are either wiped out by the D train or they get eaten by the giant alligators (which are about the size of the D train.

All the ones I can think of would get me Dawghawsed!

The credits. What an awful decline of a franchise that started so well.

None. That story is done put a fork in it.

Washington DC.
'nuff said

Here's another one.

The T-Rex is stalking the Streets of New York It turns the corner and there, in front of the Weetykes daycare center is … Barney, the Purple dinosaur singing his "I love you, you Love me, we're a happy family" routine.

Tell me you wouldn't cheer when Trexie gobbled him down!

Otto

A T-rex, duel-wielding Maxim HMG's, and ridden by Rocket Racoon, tears through Hollywood. He steps on Kanye and some Kardashian or other, and tracks them all over town, before stopping to distastefully scrape them off on Michael Bay's Porche.

In the epilogue, Geroge Lucas show up to witness the devastation, and screams, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"- he then sullenly goes to fetch the mop bucket.

That raptors in the subway thing, you forgot about them hitting the third rail and frying.

(I have never been to NYC, is the third rail still a thing?)

A scene where a character wonders why this is such a good idea, since the other three attempts at a dinosaur theme park failed so spectacularly. And remember, the end of the third movie DID have dinosaurs in the city, so it's not like there's some deep secret.
BWW

Velociraptors with "frick'n lasers!"

Mr T (aka T-Rex) goes to Tower of London to claim his crown (aka Rex part) and sees London Eye, gets hypnotized and joins Queen as the drummer.

Scene:
Fade in from black showing a stereotypical laboratory with miscellaneous equipment doing what people expect science to look like. A roguishly bearded scientist, Dr. X, is stroking his beard and staring at a rotating 3D hologram of a genetic helix with gaps in it.

Dr. X – Hmmmmmmm

Dr. X reaches into the hologram space, creates and manipulates bits that he puts into the gaps of the helix.

Dr. X – But there's still the problem of the brain …

Enter Jeff Goldblum in leather pants.

Jeff – Steven! I've got it! I know how to fix the brain stability problem.

Female lab assistant that has been lurking the shadows just beyond sight begins to fade in slowly while Goldblum speaks. She is facing away from the camera, mixing stuff in vials.

Dr. X – Sure you have. You know that with the missing pieces we have, each successive generation just degenerates until they have practically no brain at all…

Jeff – Yes. With the structure we have. And I know the sequence is not compatible with any modern lizard or bird sequences we have. But there is one sequence complex enough to fill the gap without degenerating … human DNA!

Dr. X – Are you saying we should graft in human brains into their sequence? You know they won't become human by that?

Jeff – Yes, yes. That's the beauty. They should gain enough intelligence to be controlled with reason, but not enough to pose a threat themselves. And it will be stable. I've done the calculations.

Dr. X – Hmmmmmmm … I think you're right. That could work.

Assistant turns around to reveal deep hazel eyed, raven haired woman in a ridiculously tight and short smock under the lab coat and impractical high heels.

Assistant – Really? Are you guys that ing stupid?

Assistant pulls out a gun and shoots Dr. X and Goldblum.

Fade to black.

Note: Include the phrase, "No actual science was harmed, or even disturbed in any way during the making of this film.

A HUUUUGE pack of Deinonyci tripping multiple lines of claymore mines.

Arm-wrestling allosaurs, and the winner gets to be the ride for Jeebus.

Mad Max.

The incredible hulk getting swallowed by a Giant dino, then ripping their insides out as he has a hulk tantrum getting out, then tossing them about 10 miles away as an afterthought.

A known politician/celeb the better known the better.
With cheereos

Dinosaur sex.

Multiple scenes of dinosaurs escaping and being easily handled, because they are just animals, and Humanity has trouble not making other animals extinct by accident.

Also multiple scenes of dinosaurs not escaping their zoos, because fences aren't rocket science.

I loathe those imbecilic movies.
-Kle.

A "fly-on-the-wall" documentary shot inside a KFC "chicken" ranch……