"approved list of comments" Topic

Might it not be easier than continually multiplying the phrases and categories banned to simply provide a list of 50 or so comments that players are allowed to say. That way we can save time and simply do it by the numbers, that is, list the number of the comment on the list than having to type it.

It would probably save on spelling and grammatical errors.

37, 42 and very emphatic 16.

The one that really offends me is 46.

your choice of 46 is so obviously 27

46 is far worse.

I'll add a scathing 64 – just to be ironic and hip.

Dude, you can take your 64 and 39 it up your 53!

Ouch!

Otto, you are such a 37, and I don't care if it lands me in the DH. It just had to be said.

Dear Winston

And you are such a 22, and just imagine what we can toss at each other when we're both face to face in the dawghouse!

Dear Northwest Mike

What!!! 64! What!!! I thought there were only 50! So when did the secret list come out, and how did you get it!

As long as we're on this I think Sandra Bullock is a perfect 69!

Well, it's just got to be 42….

This is possibly my favorite conversation so far on TMP this year.

-Will

sorry that was suppose to be a 58 not 57 and 35 not 53, honest!

Yeah? Well 16 you, buddy!

I wish there was a "69" because I love to "8"…but a "68" is fun though I'de owe you "1"…

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ymmv,
RC

Comment 3.14 just drones on and on…and is responsible for the lockfile I just had.

It's like the gathering of profesional joketellers. They know all the jokes, so they just numbered them.
"34!" Everyone laughs.
"18!" Everyone laughs.
"45!" Everyone laughs, except one guy.
"Why don't you laugh?" his friend asks him.
"I heard that one before."

How about 69….or is that one that I can't say?

This is a load of 2, and I'm really 1'ed off.

99 has a finality about it.

All these words are double-plus ungood.

6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

Well I like to think of myself as the perfect 36, 26, 36. That makes me a perfect 10 and I think they should just deep 6 the rest of you!

You 23rs need to chill the 18 out.

743r3 w45 4 71m3 wh3n 1 w45 1337.

You can all go and stick a 17 up your 41.

Cheers,
JohnG

Several of you are going to be 86ed for exceeding the absolute limit of 50.

Oh, no…

What have I done?!?

Numbers are dull. Morse Code is the way to go….

..-. --- .-. --. . – / .. – / -- .. -. --. --..-- / -.. .- .-.. . … / .-- .. – …. / -- .

7, more specifically 7.2.1.3, subsection A, second paragraph.

wwwaaaaar waaarrr against all!

Dear Phil

Same joke different punchline.

Guy is in prison and is in the cafeteria the first day and someone jumps up and says 76! and Everybody laughs.

Another guy jumps up and says 93! And They roar.

Another guy jumps up and says 102! And people fall off their benches in wild hysterics.

The new guy asks a long timer next to him what is going on. He says,"Oh well, about a decade ago the prison distributed a book of jokes. We all have them memorized by now so rather than telling them we just shout out the numbers and everyone laughs.

So the new guy gets the book and reads it, and a lot of them are pretty goods.

So the next week in the cafeteria he jumps up and says 17! And no one laughs.

Then a few minutes later he jumps up and say 5! And people are shaking their heads.

Finally he says 116! and people are just silent.

He turns to the old timer next to him and asks "Why aren't they laughing!?"

The old timer says "Kid you have terrible delivery!"

It's too bad TMP is so picture posting unfriendly. We could use anagrams.

Everybody 48 tonight, everybody 59 tonight.

One could also express things poetically

"I think that you all should be 54
But that would mean you were 84.
We can't have a 72
Because we'd be 22
But still we could 76 the 86"

Oh wow!!! a Limerick!

Have any of you heard the Old Victor Borge routine on "Inflationary Language"? Basically with everything going up language should go up too. So The U.S. Air Force becomes the U.S. Air Fivece, "Wunderbar" becomes "twoderbar!" and so forth. Hilarious.

Your punchline was off, OSchmidt.

So these three guys go into a bar, a 109, a 103, and a 105…

Or maybe just confining comments to wargaming and not all the other rubbish here that should be on Facebook or people's personal blogs!

Awesome Oschmidt!

Dammit… the neighbor's dog just 26'ed on my lawn. Stupid little 14!

I had a 10 dumped on me when I first joined this site. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

Dear Ironicon

You had a perfect 10 dumped on you and you're complaining! Jeeesh!!! You get perfect 10's when you join the site!!! When did this happen!

I once saw a 00+1

Some could form the opinion Otto, your looking for a way to exercise various phobias, prejudices and/or other forms of general nastiness by stealth ….or just plain good ol' fashion lazy or seeking an efficiency bonus.
I certainly couldn't and wouldn't possibly suggest any as being the case.

Beware any random woman innocently shopping, your next public put down could be by numbered flash cards.

I did'nt know 10 was good thing.

OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll go for a 12 and a 41 with the egg fried rice…

John T