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Tango0108 Apr 2015 3:08 p.m. PST

"If you haven't seen the final Hobbit movie (The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies), then maybe you should just walk away. In fact, if you haven't seen the other movies with Legolas (which is all of them including Lord of the Rings) then you might see some spoilers. Oh wait, you read the book? You will still see spoilers because Legolas wasn't in the book version of The Hobbit (which was just one book).

Ok, now that the warning is out of the way let's get back to Legolas. Of course you know Legolas. He is the elf in the Fellowship of the Ring and he likes to shoot his bow while doing crazy stuff. It's just what he does. Here is a small sample of his moves in the movies:…"
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SBminisguy08 Apr 2015 3:53 p.m. PST

LOL! That was like watching the Roadrunner run up a pile of falling bricks like they were stairs. Seriously, it was painful to watch -- namely since it made me snort coca cola out my nose…

John the OFM08 Apr 2015 8:47 p.m. PST

Elves…. Science…..
Hmmmmm…..

saltflats192908 Apr 2015 10:42 p.m. PST

Or to this guy…
Lars Andersen: a new level of archery: youtu.be/BEG-ly9tQGk

Personal logo Parzival Supporting Member of TMP09 Apr 2015 8:01 a.m. PST

Hello, magic? Ever heard of it? Know what it means?

Applying physics to a fantasy film (*eyes roll*). Next they'll be telling us that zombies, vampires and werewolves can't exist.

nazrat09 Apr 2015 10:54 a.m. PST

Next they will be trying to explain how Sauron's eye in the sky just couldn't work according to physics. Maroons!

Tango0109 Apr 2015 11:23 p.m. PST

Ha!Ha!Ha!

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Old Slow Trot10 Apr 2015 6:55 a.m. PST

"I know,but I never studied law." ;^)

nazrat10 Apr 2015 10:21 a.m. PST

But I DID stay at a Holiday Inn last night!

Dynaman878910 Apr 2015 4:12 p.m. PST

Quit picking on Lego baby! Without him we wouldn't have the greatest of all movie lines "The red sun rises, blood has been spilt this night". YOU try to say that line as deadpan as he did.

(OK, Annakin Skywalker had more howlers than Legolas but he didn't deliver them nearly as well, and that is saying something…)

Bob Runnicles22 Apr 2015 8:30 a.m. PST

No, Legolas' greatest line was "A diversion…" from ROTK, delivered in an equally deadpan manner :)

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