emckinney | 31 Dec 2014 12:25 p.m. PST |
'Cause it means, "Hi! I'm a marketing weenie caught up in buzzwords!" |
DesertScrb | 31 Dec 2014 12:48 p.m. PST |
It's a perfectly cromulent word. |
Privateer4hire | 31 Dec 2014 12:53 p.m. PST |
Their paradigm needs a plethora of user-friendly, one-stop shop, multi-disciplinary, customer-focused, value-added evolutions to better meet the changing dynamic, steep learning curve-filled market landscape. Gannt charts presented via, at least, weekly project management reviews would be a force multiplier in achieving such objectives. |
vtsaogames | 31 Dec 2014 12:56 p.m. PST |
Pushing the outside of the envelope, think-outside-the-box real-time solutions to take it to the next level… By the way, what is FFG? |
CAPTAIN BEEFHEART | 31 Dec 2014 12:58 p.m. PST |
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Weasel | 31 Dec 2014 1:01 p.m. PST |
The only buzzwords wargamers like are: "Fast playing" "realistic" "revised" and "playtested" :-) |
Mr Elmo | 31 Dec 2014 1:04 p.m. PST |
FFG has been pretty good at Monetizing things. You'd think they formed Cross-Platform Multi-Disciplinary teams that Pinged each other when they needed to Circle Back Around on an idea. They've been pretty Impactful in the board game Space probably because they Reach Out to so many gamers. By thinking Outside the Box they've been able to put a Value-Added product on the shelf. Let's just hope we don't see them Kicking the Can down the Road, otherwise we might have to Look Under the Kimono and get a good understanding about what happens Where the Rubber Meets the Road. |
Mako11 | 31 Dec 2014 1:28 p.m. PST |
I think that one should have dies out in the late '80s – early '90s. |
Weasel | 31 Dec 2014 1:34 p.m. PST |
The purpose of buzzwords depends on who says them: Grunt level employee – Wants to be manager. Manager – Wants to be corporate. Corporate – Wants to send your job to the Phillipines but would like you to still do 50 hours a week until then. |
tberry7403 | 31 Dec 2014 1:38 p.m. PST |
The only buzzwords wargamers like are: "Fast playing" "realistic" "revised" and "playtested"
There's always: "Ohhh, Shiny!" |
Katzbalger | 31 Dec 2014 1:58 p.m. PST |
"Ohhh, Shiny!" isn't a buzzword, it's a way of life. Rob |
nazrat | 31 Dec 2014 2:03 p.m. PST |
"By the way, what is FFG?" Fantasy Flight Games, I think. |
Cardinal Ximenez | 31 Dec 2014 2:06 p.m. PST |
One of my least favorite words. I hear it all the time. DM |
Winston Smith | 31 Dec 2014 2:19 p.m. PST |
Damn. Vince beat me to "outside the box". |
John the Greater | 31 Dec 2014 2:20 p.m. PST |
Now let's blue sky this whole impactful paradigm before we push the edge of the envelope here. No need to have a Chinese wall around the wargaming space and… I can't take it any more, I am going to my happy place now. |
Winston Smith | 31 Dec 2014 2:21 p.m. PST |
But I still have wings on a pig and running it up the flagpole to see who salutes it. |
emckinney | 31 Dec 2014 2:23 p.m. PST |
This may be controversial, but I really, really hate "granular." Look something can be finer grained, or coarser grained, but "more granular" means nothing. The problem is that "granular" has been used both ways--more detail and less detail. When a word can have two opposite meanings, it is completely valueless. Consider sugar: granulated sugar is coarse-grained, while powdered sugar is fine-grained. So, which one is "more granular"? The question is meaningless because the phrase is meaningless. Somebody just didn't want to use the word "detailed," probably because it was too scary. |
Privateer4hire | 31 Dec 2014 2:30 p.m. PST |
I'm sure they'll first address any low-hanging fruit. |
MHoxie | 31 Dec 2014 3:13 p.m. PST |
At least they don't describe their products as impacted. |
David Manley | 31 Dec 2014 4:06 p.m. PST |
Could be worse, they could talk about "factions" in everything :) |
Mister Tibbles | 31 Dec 2014 4:30 p.m. PST |
I am sick of hearing the words "dialogue" and "passion". |
billclo | 31 Dec 2014 4:57 p.m. PST |
Don't forget "Synergy" and "workflow" and "lean inventory". |
sneakgun | 31 Dec 2014 5:10 p.m. PST |
At least its professionally painted. |
Winston Smith | 31 Dec 2014 5:25 p.m. PST |
It's time we had a national conversation about this. |
Mako11 | 31 Dec 2014 5:30 p.m. PST |
"When a word can have two opposite meanings, it is completely valueless". Or, priceless to politicians. |
War Monkey | 31 Dec 2014 6:07 p.m. PST |
Sound like a bad side effect to a Digestion Treatment |
TamsinP | 31 Dec 2014 7:53 p.m. PST |
Imp-act-ful Derived from Old English. A contraction of the saying where a junior demon or devil plays the part of a clown "the imp doth act the fule". |
Zephyr1 | 31 Dec 2014 8:47 p.m. PST |
If FFG's :'s are impactful, they'd better have a doctor look at them… |
StarfuryXL5 | 31 Dec 2014 10:17 p.m. PST |
I think FFG needs to turn things around and think outside the envelope, or at the very least, push the edge of the box. |
ZULUPAUL | 01 Jan 2015 5:56 a.m. PST |
My least favorite word has become "athletecism" as overused by football color commentators. |
Royston Papworth | 01 Jan 2015 6:43 a.m. PST |
I loathe "prepone"… I also hate this tendency to put "ist" on the end of everything. Example is Artillerist. Er, don't you mean gunner??? And it's done to so many other words too… 8^( |
etotheipi | 01 Jan 2015 7:44 a.m. PST |
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Mute Bystander | 01 Jan 2015 8:58 a.m. PST |
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Matsuru Sami Kaze | 01 Jan 2015 10:17 a.m. PST |
How about At The End of The Day…. |
John the Greater | 01 Jan 2015 1:54 p.m. PST |
And for s sake, stop adding "-gate" to every scandal. |
Zargon | 01 Jan 2015 3:34 p.m. PST |
Zargon saYs, "Slish" so can he be 'Slishful?' ;) |
Weasel | 01 Jan 2015 4:04 p.m. PST |
I do sort of hope that 2015 gives us a scandal involving a gate, just to watch the idiots try to decide if gate-gate is the right headline. |
TheBeast | 01 Jan 2015 6:01 p.m. PST |
Zargon wants to be known as full of slish? I'm in! Back to the first poster, beyond 'impactful' which, I will point out, my spellcheck is hemorrhaging over, just about any use of 'impact' that's currently in vogue. Really, I understand getting 'effect' and 'affect' straight is tricky, but a heck of a lot of news anchors have degrees. I don't, and I soldier on. Sorry to laser in on this… Doug PS Just looked up the definitions of affected; second one seemed too good not to share, given the discussion. 2. artificial, pretentious, and designed to impress |
Judge Doug | 02 Jan 2015 9:12 a.m. PST |
SF Discussion message board? |
TheBeast | 02 Jan 2015 9:33 a.m. PST |
I'd say a fair call, Judge, though I wouldn't like to see the term used in literature, either. Doug |
emckinney | 05 Jan 2015 2:28 p.m. PST |
"SF Discussion message board?" Judge, Because I'm pulling directly from the latest Star Wars: Armada preview. |