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emckinney31 Dec 2014 12:25 p.m. PST

'Cause it means, "Hi! I'm a marketing weenie caught up in buzzwords!"

DesertScrb31 Dec 2014 12:48 p.m. PST

It's a perfectly cromulent word.

Privateer4hire31 Dec 2014 12:53 p.m. PST

Their paradigm needs a plethora of user-friendly, one-stop shop, multi-disciplinary, customer-focused, value-added evolutions to better meet the changing dynamic, steep learning curve-filled market landscape. Gannt charts presented via, at least, weekly project management reviews would be a force multiplier in achieving such objectives.

vtsaogames31 Dec 2014 12:56 p.m. PST

Pushing the outside of the envelope, think-outside-the-box real-time solutions to take it to the next level…

By the way, what is FFG?

CAPTAIN BEEFHEART31 Dec 2014 12:58 p.m. PST

…it's a meme.

Weasel31 Dec 2014 1:01 p.m. PST

The only buzzwords wargamers like are:
"Fast playing"
"realistic"
"revised"
and
"playtested"

:-)

Mr Elmo31 Dec 2014 1:04 p.m. PST

FFG has been pretty good at Monetizing things. You'd think they formed Cross-Platform Multi-Disciplinary teams that Pinged each other when they needed to Circle Back Around on an idea.

They've been pretty Impactful in the board game Space probably because they Reach Out to so many gamers. By thinking Outside the Box they've been able to put a Value-Added product on the shelf.

Let's just hope we don't see them Kicking the Can down the Road, otherwise we might have to Look Under the Kimono and get a good understanding about what happens Where the Rubber Meets the Road.

Mako1131 Dec 2014 1:28 p.m. PST

I think that one should have dies out in the late '80s – early '90s.

Weasel31 Dec 2014 1:34 p.m. PST

The purpose of buzzwords depends on who says them:

Grunt level employee – Wants to be manager.

Manager – Wants to be corporate.

Corporate – Wants to send your job to the Phillipines but would like you to still do 50 hours a week until then.

tberry740331 Dec 2014 1:38 p.m. PST


The only buzzwords wargamers like are:
"Fast playing"
"realistic"
"revised" and
"playtested"

There's always: "Ohhh, Shiny!"

Katzbalger31 Dec 2014 1:58 p.m. PST

"Ohhh, Shiny!" isn't a buzzword, it's a way of life.

Rob

nazrat31 Dec 2014 2:03 p.m. PST

"By the way, what is FFG?"

Fantasy Flight Games, I think.

Cardinal Ximenez31 Dec 2014 2:06 p.m. PST

One of my least favorite words. I hear it all the time.

DM

Winston Smith31 Dec 2014 2:19 p.m. PST

Damn. Vince beat me to "outside the box".

John the Greater31 Dec 2014 2:20 p.m. PST

Now let's blue sky this whole impactful paradigm before we push the edge of the envelope here. No need to have a Chinese wall around the wargaming space and…

I can't take it any more, I am going to my happy place now.

Winston Smith31 Dec 2014 2:21 p.m. PST

But I still have wings on a pig and running it up the flagpole to see who salutes it.

emckinney31 Dec 2014 2:23 p.m. PST

This may be controversial, but I really, really hate "granular."

Look something can be finer grained, or coarser grained, but "more granular" means nothing. The problem is that "granular" has been used both ways--more detail and less detail. When a word can have two opposite meanings, it is completely valueless.

Consider sugar: granulated sugar is coarse-grained, while powdered sugar is fine-grained. So, which one is "more granular"? The question is meaningless because the phrase is meaningless.

Somebody just didn't want to use the word "detailed," probably because it was too scary.

Privateer4hire31 Dec 2014 2:30 p.m. PST

I'm sure they'll first address any low-hanging fruit.

MHoxie31 Dec 2014 3:13 p.m. PST

At least they don't describe their products as impacted.

David Manley31 Dec 2014 4:06 p.m. PST

Could be worse, they could talk about "factions" in everything :)

Personal logo Mister Tibbles Supporting Member of TMP31 Dec 2014 4:30 p.m. PST

I am sick of hearing the words "dialogue" and "passion".

billclo31 Dec 2014 4:57 p.m. PST

Don't forget "Synergy" and "workflow" and "lean inventory".

sneakgun31 Dec 2014 5:10 p.m. PST

At least its professionally painted.

Winston Smith31 Dec 2014 5:25 p.m. PST

It's time we had a national conversation about this.

Mako1131 Dec 2014 5:30 p.m. PST

"When a word can have two opposite meanings, it is completely valueless".

Or, priceless to politicians.

War Monkey31 Dec 2014 6:07 p.m. PST

Sound like a bad side effect to a Digestion Treatment

TamsinP31 Dec 2014 7:53 p.m. PST

Imp-act-ful

Derived from Old English. A contraction of the saying where a junior demon or devil plays the part of a clown "the imp doth act the fule".

Zephyr131 Dec 2014 8:47 p.m. PST

If FFG's :'s are impactful, they'd better have a doctor look at them…

StarfuryXL531 Dec 2014 10:17 p.m. PST

I think FFG needs to turn things around and think outside the envelope, or at the very least, push the edge of the box.

ZULUPAUL Supporting Member of TMP01 Jan 2015 5:56 a.m. PST

My least favorite word has become "athletecism" as overused by football color commentators.

Royston Papworth01 Jan 2015 6:43 a.m. PST

I loathe "prepone"…

I also hate this tendency to put "ist" on the end of everything. Example is Artillerist. Er, don't you mean gunner??? And it's done to so many other words too… 8^(

Personal logo etotheipi Sponsoring Member of TMP01 Jan 2015 7:44 a.m. PST

By the way, what is FFG?
The only thing that comes to my mind …

Mute Bystander01 Jan 2015 8:58 a.m. PST

Nice one, etotheipi!

Matsuru Sami Kaze01 Jan 2015 10:17 a.m. PST

How about At The End of The Day….

John the Greater01 Jan 2015 1:54 p.m. PST

And for Bleeped texts sake, stop adding "-gate" to every scandal.

Zargon01 Jan 2015 3:34 p.m. PST

Zargon saYs, "Slish" so can he be 'Slishful?' ;)

Weasel01 Jan 2015 4:04 p.m. PST

I do sort of hope that 2015 gives us a scandal involving a gate, just to watch the idiots try to decide if gate-gate is the right headline.

TheBeast Supporting Member of TMP01 Jan 2015 6:01 p.m. PST

Zargon wants to be known as full of slish? I'm in!

Back to the first poster, beyond 'impactful' which, I will point out, my spellcheck is hemorrhaging over, just about any use of 'impact' that's currently in vogue.

Really, I understand getting 'effect' and 'affect' straight is tricky, but a heck of a lot of news anchors have degrees. I don't, and I soldier on.

Sorry to laser in on this…

Doug

PS Just looked up the definitions of affected; second one seemed too good not to share, given the discussion.

2. artificial, pretentious, and designed to impress

Judge Doug02 Jan 2015 9:12 a.m. PST

SF Discussion message board?

TheBeast Supporting Member of TMP02 Jan 2015 9:33 a.m. PST

I'd say a fair call, Judge, though I wouldn't like to see the term used in literature, either.

Doug

emckinney05 Jan 2015 2:28 p.m. PST

"SF Discussion message board?"

Judge,

Because I'm pulling directly from the latest Star Wars: Armada preview.

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