| The Angry Piper | 29 Jul 2014 5:38 a.m. PST |
Hi all. I finally painted up my zombie strippers over at Dead Dick's Tavern. Looking forward to using them in a game soon. angrypiper.com/gaming/?p=646 Check them out and let me know what you think. Comments welcome, there or here. |
bandit86  | 29 Jul 2014 6:43 a.m. PST |
love the stars on the boots |
 Legion 4 | 29 Jul 2014 9:01 a.m. PST |
My first thought … I like my strippers alive and well … maybe that's just me ? |
| Ancestral Hamster | 29 Jul 2014 2:59 p.m. PST |
@Legion 4: No, you're not alone. I agree. However, for purposes of horror, zombie strippers are excellent. The light's bad and the character see what he thinks is a hot chick. So he gets ready to hit on her. Then he gets a good look and the 'woman' he was lusting after is a few days dead and that "feather boa" she was trailing is really her large intestine! Major squick moment for the protagonist. @The Angry Piper: Fine work, sir! Also, thanks for the paper model link. Don't need contemporary buildings at the moment, but like to have the option should that change. |
| Legion 4 | 29 Jul 2014 3:36 p.m. PST |
 … nice work regardless Angry P …
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| 79thPA | 29 Jul 2014 4:22 p.m. PST |
There's a zombie stripper movie!? |
| Overkill | 29 Jul 2014 4:56 p.m. PST |
Yep. I don't remember the name. The main character loses most of her leg and replaces it with a shotgun. I wonder what the accuracy penalty for that would be. Now off to watch "Trailer Park Zombies"! |
| The Angry Piper | 29 Jul 2014 6:47 p.m. PST |
79thPA: link Thanks for the kind words, all! |
| Tassie Wargamer | 29 Jul 2014 7:10 p.m. PST |
Overkill: The movie you are thinking of is Planet Terror with Rose McGowan as go-go dancer Cherry Darling. She replaces a lost leg with a modified M4 Carbine that has a M203 grenade launcher attached. It is quite a fun film if you're into zombie flicks. |
| Grimmnar | 29 Jul 2014 7:59 p.m. PST |
OMFG so thank you we are not talking about the movie. So horrible but i just couldn't turn away while it played. :-) Grimm |
| Overkill | 30 Jul 2014 6:12 a.m. PST |
Red Rajah: My bad. I guess I wasn't really paying that much attention to the gun and was more concentrated on the gun mount. :) |
| brass1 | 30 Jul 2014 4:04 p.m. PST |
"Zombie Strippers" was indeed a movie released by Sony Pictures in 2008.
"Zombies Zombies Zombies", a straight-to-video cinematic fewmet from In The Dark Entertainment (also in 2008), takes place in a strip club; the original zombies are undead hookers who attack the strippers, some of whom end up switching sides. Yes, I have seen both of them and yes, they are just as bad as you'd expect. Not as bad as "Redneck Zombies" though. LT |
| chironex | 03 Aug 2014 4:51 a.m. PST |
Seen Zombie Strippers recently and, yes, plain cr@p. Complete waste, not even B-movie-style cr@p-that's-fun-to-laugh-at, but plain cr@p.
The only really funny bit is when the boss turns out to be NRA for life, and has a significant arsenal in his office, but has nothing to offer when they might be needed, because "the law says I can own them! Doesn't say I have to know how to use them!" In the special features the cutesy Christian farm girl who's only stripping to pay for someones' surgery turns out to have the knowin', but this was deleted in the final cut; this probably makes their subsequent complete failures make a bit more sense. Though those failures tend to get progressively more annoying.
It wasn't a very good comedy. Then again, I didn't exactly think Undead or Shaun of the Dead were very funny either.
Angry Piper- disgusting- but, well, they're zombies.
Legion- I have to agree. Certain kinks (in fact a lot) will be no fun at all if the girl is dead- then-not so dead- and EATING YOU. |
finishes his initial Rust Devils force.
