| John the OFM | 28 Mar 2014 6:13 p.m. PST |
link Giving the Kardassians and Bieber a run for their money as most obnoxious celebrity.
Of course, her obnoxiousness is just that of being full or herself. |
| zippyfusenet | 28 Mar 2014 6:44 p.m. PST |
John, she just broke up with her lover-man. Like any woman, she wants sympathy. She wants to complain about how tough her life is, and have her girlfriends sympathize and tut-tut about how rotten men are and feed her ice cream. But. You just don't get much sympathy when you're successful and rich and beautiful and famous. Not from us working stiffs. Oh, who am I kidding. "Gwynneth, baby, I just heard about the break-up, I had to rush right over. He's such a fool, pretty soon he'll see what a mistake he's made. I just wanted to offer my sympathy and uh any comfort you might need…oh, I brought a bottle of wine…" |
 Editor in Chief Bill   | 28 Mar 2014 6:46 p.m. PST |
Are there any suitable figures for Gwynneth? |
| The Beast Rampant | 28 Mar 2014 6:56 p.m. PST |
I have a great deal of sympathy for two-parent households with both having to work long hours to give their kids what they need. Like diamond-studded Keds and eleventh century reliquary lunchboxes. Can't the stupid, self-involved clotheshanger mannequin just, I dunno, take a decade off? Live off her mansion-full of crisp Benjamins and top-billing rockstar husband? What, if she doesn't pop out a movie a year, the nukes start flying? And Beiber's living on borrowed time in the ATL. Georgia's not going to put up with that crap the way the candy-ass Hollyweird Po-Po and "justice" system does. |
| TNE2300 | 28 Mar 2014 7:16 p.m. PST |
:Are there any suitable figures for Gwynneth?" most appropriate one I can think of:
link |
| The Beast Rampant | 28 Mar 2014 7:30 p.m. PST |
I don't know what you'd do with four of 'em, but here you go: link |
| parrot1500 | 28 Mar 2014 7:37 p.m. PST |
No, it's not. I was Gwyneth Paltrow for three weeks and I had an amazing time. Got a great tan, sold some shirts, ate a lot of kale. Try it!! The surgery is relaxing and your b**&ies feel fabulous. |
| Grelber | 28 Mar 2014 9:33 p.m. PST |
Did anyone else get the pop up on the side about selfies for your obituary? Grelber |
| Mako11 | 28 Mar 2014 10:17 p.m. PST |
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Dave Jackson  | 29 Mar 2014 6:19 a.m. PST |
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| cantbeatdavy | 29 Mar 2014 6:23 a.m. PST |
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| The Beast Rampant | 29 Mar 2014 9:36 a.m. PST |
Well then, there's a use for the whole pack! Though I'd much more prefer an army of mid-90's Lucy Liu's. "Now there's a wave of destruction that's easy on the eyes" (*just doesn't look right w/o the apostrophe) |
| vtsaogames | 29 Mar 2014 2:13 p.m. PST |
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| Mako11 | 29 Mar 2014 4:57 p.m. PST |
It must be hard to be so overpaid, and underappreciated…… |
