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Cacique Caribe08 Jan 2014 7:24 p.m. PST

I heard this one tonight, at the end of the comedy film "Blast From The Past". It was written shortly before 1972 by Randy Newman:

Political Science -

No one likes us-I don't know why
We may not be perfect, but heaven knows we try
But all around, even our old friends put us down
Let's drop the big one and see what happens

We give them money-but are they grateful?
No, they're spiteful and they're hateful
They don't respect us-so let's surprise them
We'll drop the big one and pulverize them

Asia's crowded and Europe's too old
Africa is far too hot
And Canada's too cold
And South America stole our name
Let's drop the big one
There'll be no one left to blame us

We'll save Australia
Don't wanna hurt no kangaroo
We'll build an All American amusement park there
They got surfin', too

Boom goes London and boom Paree
More room for you and more room for me
And every city the whole world round
Will just be another American town
Oh, how peaceful it will be
We'll set everybody free
You'll wear a Japanese kimono
And there'll be Italian shoes for me

They all hate us anyhow
So let's drop the big one now
Let's drop the big one now

YouTube link

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Is that crazy Cold War stuff or what!!! Know of any others like that?

Dan

nnascati Supporting Member of TMP08 Jan 2014 7:45 p.m. PST

Barry McGuire's "Eve of Destruction" and just about anything by Phil Ochs.

Balin Shortstuff08 Jan 2014 7:59 p.m. PST

Merry Minuet
by Sheldon Harnick, in 1958

They're rioting in Africa
They're starving in Spain
There's hurricanes in Florida
and Texas needs rain

The whole world is festering with unhappy souls
The French hate the Germans
The Germans hate the Poles

Italians hate Yugoslavs
South Africans hate the Dutch
And I don't like anybody very much

But we can be tranquil and thankful
And proud for man's been endowed
With a mushroom shaped cloud

And we know for certain that
Some lovely day someone will set the spark off
And we will all be blown away

They're rioting in Africa
There's strife in Iran
What nature doesn't do to us
will be done by our fellow man

YouTube link

shelldrake08 Jan 2014 8:04 p.m. PST

'So Long, Mom' by Tom Lehrer YouTube link

MahanMan08 Jan 2014 8:07 p.m. PST

Also "Who's Next?" by Mr. Lehrer.

YouTube link

MahanMan08 Jan 2014 8:10 p.m. PST

Finally (hah), "The MLF Lullaby"…also by Mr. Lehrer.

YouTube link

Buck21508 Jan 2014 8:10 p.m. PST

"Christmas at Ground Zero" by Weird Al Yankovic…

11th ACR08 Jan 2014 8:11 p.m. PST
vtsaogames08 Jan 2014 8:14 p.m. PST

Tom Lehrer

"We will all go together"
YouTube link

"So long Mom, I'm off to drop the bomb"
YouTube link

Cacique Caribe08 Jan 2014 8:19 p.m. PST

This one is more like a chant …

"May the Blessings of the Bomb Almighty, and the Fellowship of the Holy Fallout, descend upon us all. This day and forever more."

By the Fellowship Of The Holy Fallout
(Beneath The Planet Of The Apes, 1970)

Pizzagrenadier08 Jan 2014 8:31 p.m. PST
vtsaogames08 Jan 2014 8:33 p.m. PST

Ah, Dr. Strangelove, what a film!

"I'm not saying we won't get our hair mussed, but no more than 20 million dead, tops."

11th ACR08 Jan 2014 8:37 p.m. PST
Sparker08 Jan 2014 8:39 p.m. PST

I kind of associate the period with '99 Red Ballons' by Nena:

Have you some time for me,
then I'll sing a song for you
about 99 balloons
on their way to the horizon.
If you're perhaps thinking about me right now
then I'll sing a song for you
about 99 balloons
and that such a thing comes from such a thing.

99 balloons
on their way to the horizon
People think they're UFO's from space
so a general sent up
a fighter squadron after them
Sound the alarm if it's so
but there on the horizon were
only 99 balloons.

99 fighter jets
Each one's a great warrior
Thought they were Captain Kirk
then came a lot of fireworks
the neighbors didn't understand anything
and felt like they were being provoked
so they shot at the horizon
at 99 balloons.

99 war ministers
matches and gasoline canisters
They thought they were clever people
already smelled a nice bounty
Called for war and wanted power.
Man, who would've thought
that things would someday go so far
because of 99 balloons.

99 years of war
left no room for victors.
There are no more war ministers
nor any jet fighters.
Today I'm making my rounds
see the world lying in ruins.
I found a balloon,
think of you and let it fly (away).

Frederick the Grape08 Jan 2014 8:41 p.m. PST

"99 Red Balloons" by Nena

YouTube link

11th ACR08 Jan 2014 8:43 p.m. PST

Kosovo
YouTube link

Pictors Studio08 Jan 2014 8:46 p.m. PST

Bullet by the Misfits. It isn't about the Cold War exactly, but it is about a Cold Warrior, sort of.

11th ACR08 Jan 2014 8:47 p.m. PST

Here it is, Randy Newman – Political Science
YouTube link

11th ACR08 Jan 2014 8:52 p.m. PST

Not all that funny but a great song:
YouTube link
and
YouTube link

vtsaogames08 Jan 2014 8:56 p.m. PST

Back in the day, when the Iranians were holding our embassy staff hostage and Chrysler was going down the tubes, I had the idea to drop Chryslers on Tehran from B-52's at 35,000 feet. Kill two birds.

GROSSMAN08 Jan 2014 9:07 p.m. PST

99 Red Balloons.

11th ACR08 Jan 2014 9:21 p.m. PST

In English.
YouTube link
In German.
YouTube link

And.
YouTube link

Personal logo Stosstruppen Supporting Member of TMP08 Jan 2014 9:26 p.m. PST

War Pigs. Black Sabbath

TNE230008 Jan 2014 9:27 p.m. PST

men at work
it's a mistake

YouTube link

hellfish08 Jan 2014 9:27 p.m. PST

Hey Castro! by Charlie Stewart and the Gem Tones (1961)

YouTube link

TNE230008 Jan 2014 9:31 p.m. PST

frankie
two tribes

YouTube link

cloudcaptain08 Jan 2014 9:43 p.m. PST

Bit newer I guess…but the VDV demo song:

YouTube link

11th ACR08 Jan 2014 9:48 p.m. PST

Genesis Land of Confusion.
YouTube link

11th ACR08 Jan 2014 9:50 p.m. PST

Good Cold War, Billy Joel – We Didn't Start The Fire.
YouTube link

Billy Joel – Goodnight Saigon .
YouTube link

Major Mike08 Jan 2014 10:28 p.m. PST

Just about anything off the Pink Floyd album "The Final Cut"

Some of my favorites:
Get Your Filty Hands Off My Dessert
Two Suns in the Sunset
Post War Dream

marcus arilius08 Jan 2014 10:49 p.m. PST
Personal logo x42brown Supporting Member of TMP08 Jan 2014 10:57 p.m. PST

An RAF band gives you some good news

YouTube link

x42

krieghund08 Jan 2014 11:55 p.m. PST

Iron Ivan Keith, You've made an old man very happy.

Martin Rapier09 Jan 2014 12:28 a.m. PST

Pretty well anything by Discharge. I was always rather fond of the song intercut with excerpts from The War Game.

Have you heard the sound of an enormous door, slamming in the depths of Hell?

WarpSpeed09 Jan 2014 12:49 a.m. PST

Ozzies "Killer Of Giants"!

ubercommando09 Jan 2014 3:13 a.m. PST

This is a non-nuclear war Cold War song released in 1962 about the Berlin Wall called "West of the Wall" by Toni Fisher. There was a great film clip made for the song using real archive footage of the checkpoints, wall construction and people trying to jump over it…with varying degrees of success (and failure) but the YouTube Polizei have taken it down. However, here's a fan made video to go along with the original song:

YouTube link

Pan Marek09 Jan 2014 5:24 a.m. PST

Holiday in Cambodia- Dead Kennedys
Afraid of the Russians- Made for TV
Enola Gay- Orchestral Manuevers in the Dark
Here is the News- ELO
The Walls Came Down- The Call

Frankly, the 1980s are a treasure trove of songs alluding to nuclear destruction.

OldGrenadier at work09 Jan 2014 5:26 a.m. PST

Try this one by Planet P:

YouTube link

GhostofRebecaBlack09 Jan 2014 5:36 a.m. PST

S.O.D. – "F**k The Middle East"

youtu.be/fKSJc2YFPrs

Stepman309 Jan 2014 6:01 a.m. PST

Billy Joel

YouTube link

BTW, I lost an hour of my life this morning listening to the 80's songs…damn I miss High School…

OSchmidt09 Jan 2014 6:06 a.m. PST

"Bomb Iran" by Vince Vance and the Valiants

.
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb,
Bomb Iran
Let's take a stand
Bomb Iran
Our country's got a feelin'
Really hit the ceilin', bomb Iran
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran

Went to a mosque, gonna throw some rocks
Tell the Ayatollah, "Gonna put you in a box!"
Bomb Iran. Bomb, bomb, bomb,
Bomb Iran
Our country's got a feelin'
Really hit the ceilin', bomb Iran
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran

Ol' Uncle Sam's gettin' pretty hot
Time to turn Iran into a parking lot
Bomb Iran. Bomb, bomb, bomb,
Bomb Iran
Our country's got a feelin'
Really hit the ceilin', bomb Iran
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran

Call the volunteers; call the bombadiers;
Call the financiers; better get their *** in gear
Bomb Iran. Bomb, bomb, bomb,
Bomb Iran
Our country's got a feelin'
Really hit the ceilin', bomb Iran
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran
(Let's nuke 'em! Whoo!)

Call on our allies to cut off their supplies
Get our hands untied, and bring em' back alive
Bomb Iran. Bomb, bomb, bomb,
Bomb Iran
Our country's got a feelin'
Really hit the ceilin', bomb Iran
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran

Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb,
Bomb Iran
Let's take a stand
Bomb Iran
Our people you been stealin'
Now it's time for "keelin", bomb Iran
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran

Ah- If only.

A good reminder why we should never put off till tomorrow what we should do today.

Personal logo Parzival Supporting Member of TMP09 Jan 2014 6:42 a.m. PST

Donald Fagen: New Frontier YouTube link

I was a Fagen/Steely Dan head back in the day.

Col Durnford Supporting Member of TMP09 Jan 2014 6:48 a.m. PST

Based on the song list, it appears that only people in the West was against war.

Pizzagrenadier09 Jan 2014 7:25 a.m. PST

krieghund: you're welcome. That turned into two hours of listening to 80s punk on YouTube :)

I was going to post Dead Kennedys Kill the Poor as well :)

AzSteven09 Jan 2014 7:47 a.m. PST

@VCarter – I think the folks in the Communisat bloc probably had far fewer opportunities to publish anti-war or war-satire music, as it might have been seen as an attack against the state. But I am pretty sure there are examples of such music out there from Communist bloc nations – its just going to be hard to find!

Col Durnford Supporting Member of TMP09 Jan 2014 8:01 a.m. PST

Are you trying to suggest that the West had freedom of expression? :)

leidang09 Jan 2014 9:26 a.m. PST

Sting

Russians

YouTube link

Barin109 Jan 2014 9:45 a.m. PST

Fight for peace was a part of official state ideology, so I was growing on songs like this:
YouTube link
bcs, you see, our army was the only safeguard against you evil capitalist warmongers ;)
A lot of antiwar songs were connected with WWII, like this:
YouTube link
YouTube link

later on we had some rockers singing antiwar songs, but it was already after cold war…
YouTube link in this clip you even see some of the soldiers we've played years ago…

And I was shocked the first time I heard this Sting song somewhere in 1987 I guess…

11th ACR09 Jan 2014 9:51 a.m. PST

Billy Joel – Leningrad.
YouTube link

Creedence Clearwater Revival "Run Through The Jungle"
YouTube link

11th ACR09 Jan 2014 10:03 a.m. PST

Fortunate Son -- CCR
YouTube link

Gimme Shelter – Rolling Stones
YouTube link

The End – The Doors
YouTube link

Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young "Ohio"
YouTube link

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