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skippy0001 Supporting Member of TMP16 Aug 2013 6:54 p.m. PST

So where would YOU put them.
You are the Chief Logistics Officer advising the 90 secret organisations our taxes pay for on where all the XT material should go, how, when and where to transit without anyone finding out about it.

I'd put them under a Walmart Distribution Center that has a airfield and a rail line nearby. Also no one would suspect all the truck traffic.

Garand16 Aug 2013 7:13 p.m. PST

I'd do it at a Target distribution center, because I hate Wal-mart. Also at an Amazon distribution center, because there's one around 10mi from where I live, and maybe I can sneak away with a power rod or something… :)


Mako11 Inactive Member16 Aug 2013 7:24 p.m. PST

Yea, the USPO DCs make the most sense, since the Feds can control things better there, and given the current inertia, there'll probably be a few spare ones available soon for that type of thing, with minimal, if any staffing on site.

Personal logo miniMo Supporting Member of TMP16 Aug 2013 7:35 p.m. PST

Fort Knox. We certainly haven't been guarding gold in there for a very long time.

Mako11 Inactive Member16 Aug 2013 8:31 p.m. PST

Detroit might work, if you need an entire city to house the stuff in.

Rudi the german Inactive Member16 Aug 2013 11:27 p.m. PST

I would store it here: Guantanamo Bay detention camp

Here: Rhein-Main Air Base link

Opps .. Sorry i took your question serious…


skippy0001 Supporting Member of TMP16 Aug 2013 11:40 p.m. PST

They could disperse them to all the places everyone suggested. A Chinese connection at Walmart, US at Targets, Euro-scientists at Rhein-Main, Corporate at Amazon, NSA etc. at the Largest Post Office(where would that be?), Detroit for hybrid experimentation, not Gitmo-too many eyes, Fort Knox for the military.

The real dangerous stuff could be near Mcmurdo, Antarctica.

something to think about for a campaign.

Personal logo Dances With Words Supporting Member of TMP Fezian17 Aug 2013 6:17 a.m. PST

Funny you should ask, Uncle Sam is having a 'going out of business' Sale for Area 51……


I'm waiting for the BOGO sale on Tuesdays…..

Rudi the german Inactive Member17 Aug 2013 9:03 a.m. PST

Mcmurdo is to dangerous as i am not sure if antartica is friendly territory???


skippy0001 Supporting Member of TMP17 Aug 2013 11:53 a.m. PST

Well, I said 'near' Mcmurdo…

Yeah, the sell=off sale…check the containers before you buy.

Rudi-seem to remember some cold war installations in the Harz Mountains but understand if you can't comment…laws are different everywhere.

Pyrate Captain01 Dec 2015 9:28 a.m. PST

Build a new World Trade Center out of the stuff.

GarrisonMiniatures Inactive Member18 Dec 2015 2:27 p.m. PST

Wouldn't use Harz mountains personally – Kobolds come from there, and they sound a bit like ETs, so probably not safe.

Pyrate Captain19 Dec 2015 12:34 p.m. PST

Amazon Distribution Centers. Everything that is shipped by them is broken, folded, spindled and mutilated.

HestonFan20 Nov 2016 9:46 p.m. PST

How odd. As I read this post my partner and I are sitting outside of a Wal mart distribution center waiting to pick up a load.

badger22 Inactive Member03 Jan 2017 7:52 p.m. PST

Just let them all work at Goodwill, no need to even disguise them they will fit right in.

Legion 410 Feb 2017 8:12 a.m. PST

I can neither confirm nor deny anything regarding the initial post …

Carrion Crow12 Feb 2017 3:17 p.m. PST

Oooh, Area 51 is having a storage container sale? Now that's an episode of 'Storage Hunters' I'd pay to see…

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