Coelacanth | 08 Jun 2013 5:13 p.m. PST |
Vertical sides, no sheer forward, hogged aft. Just ghastly!
She is an Eagle-class patrol vessel (c.1918). Photo from Navsource: navsource.org Ron P.S. I don't know for a fact that she is the ugliest, but she is definitely in the running. |
Brian Bronson | 08 Jun 2013 5:37 p.m. PST |
Yes, but oh so easy to scratchbuild! No compound curves to worry about. |
Coelacanth | 08 Jun 2013 5:44 p.m. PST |
Re: Brian There is a plan for her here: hnsa.org/index.htm Look under "Knowledge Base". Scroll down to "Manuals & Documents". One of the links on that page is "Booklet of General Plans". Her plan and a number of other ships' plans are on the page. Ron |
SECURITY MINISTER CRITTER | 08 Jun 2013 6:34 p.m. PST |
I always thought the round Russian ones were pretty ugly. |
MahanMan | 08 Jun 2013 8:50 p.m. PST |
You cannot beat French pre-dreadnoughts for sheer "oh-my-god-the-goggles-do-nothing".
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Doms Decals | 08 Jun 2013 11:47 p.m. PST |
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Feet up now | 09 Jun 2013 5:56 a.m. PST |
Those poor french Orky pre-dreads always appear on these ugly ship threads. The eyes still get offended by them.I heard that the water got out of the way when they launched. |
HammerHead | 09 Jun 2013 6:37 a.m. PST |
oh that`s not good look Dom, what were they thinking |
Doms Decals | 09 Jun 2013 6:57 a.m. PST |
Oddly I *like* the French pre-dreadnoughts – they have a kind of shanty town charm to them – somehow I always feel they'd benefit from a few washing lines added though
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The Beast Rampant | 09 Jun 2013 8:27 a.m. PST |
Me too- the French Predreads are my favorite. But then I'm a sucker for tumblehome! |
optional field | 09 Jun 2013 9:35 a.m. PST |
The French pre-dreadnoughts are odd, but the era saw a great deal of experimentation, so new and odd ideas shouldn't seem that out of place. For my vote I'd go with the Nelson Class.
The French, one can make excuses for, but the Royal Navy should have known better. |
idontbelieveit | 09 Jun 2013 10:23 a.m. PST |
The Nelson really is an ugly ship. |
Cardinal Ximenez | 09 Jun 2013 1:45 p.m. PST |
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Cardinal Ximenez | 09 Jun 2013 1:51 p.m. PST |
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Dexter Ward | 12 Jun 2013 2:28 a.m. PST |
My vote would go for the New Zealand and Indefatigable (the WW1 battle cruisers, that is). Proportions all wrong on those ships. |
Old Jarhead | 12 Jun 2013 11:53 a.m. PST |
French Predreadnaught Hoche, she was nicknamed Le Grand Hotel |
Jeroen72 | 14 Jun 2013 9:42 a.m. PST |
I don't think that Chinese ship is that ugly. Love the French ships by the way :) |
BlackWidowPilot | 16 Jun 2013 8:49 p.m. PST |
Bah! Nobody out-uglies the Dupey de Lome:
Or the cruiser Bruix:
Ugly as they come
Leland R. Erickson Metal Express metal-express.net |
Anton Ryzbak | 21 Jun 2013 6:55 a.m. PST |
I do love the massive fighting tops on the French cruisers, what were they thinking? |
BlackWidowPilot | 22 Jun 2013 12:00 p.m. PST |
I do love the massive fighting tops on the French cruisers, what were they thinking? Here's my hypothesis on how best to simulate the French naval architect's world view while designing a warship during the 1880s:
1) Drink a bottle of Bordeaux.
2) Drink another bottle of Bordeaux. 3) Drink yet another bottle of Bordeaux. 4) Start drawing. 5) When done with the drawing, celebrate your genius with a bottle of champagne. 6) Make revisions. 7) Celebrate your genius with a bottle of champagne. 8) Make more revisions, and celebrate your genius, repeating this cycle until you are convinced the design is perfect, or you pass out, whichever comes first. It's a foolproof system, really. I mean, what could possibly go wrong? Leland R. Erickson Metal Express metal-express.net
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Ken Hall | 22 Jun 2013 12:17 p.m. PST |
The design concept with the bridge placed well forward and the exaggerated beak became known as "fierce-face." (Some have rolled the dramatic tumblehome and proliferation of guns into that as well, but I don't know if they properly should be included.) There's a ghost of "fierce-face" in contemporatry Russian battleship designs, to my eye. |
Anton Ryzbak | 25 Jun 2013 10:37 a.m. PST |
BWP The only possible addition would be some old-school absinthe. Ken Hall, I think the Russians used some French shipyards early-on, perhaps they picked up some "tendencies" then. |
hindsTMP | 25 Jun 2013 1:24 p.m. PST |
And here is the good old USA's contribution – no freeboard and double-decked turrets. Instead of Bordeaux, perhaps we used Bourbon. The Kearsarge was commissioned February 20, 1900. The dual turrets looked impressive, but in practice this double-decker gun mounting was problematic. Since the turrets swiveled as a unit, there was no independent training possible for the smaller guns. The 8" fired at a faster rate than the main armament, thus creating difficulties in coordinating the ammo lifts. Lastly, blast and vibration from the 13" main guns interfered with the operation of the 8" guns above. The turret used two 50 hp electric motors for training. Elevation, hoists and chain-driven rammers were also electrically powered; exposed electrical switch gear caused a powder burn in one of the Kearsarge's turrets on April 13, 1906, killing ten men and seriously injuring four more. Major re-engineering of the ships' turrets followed to correct this hazard. While the 13" turret section was protected by 15-17" Harvey armor, the 8" turret carried only 7 to 9" armor, providing a soft point of entry to the main turret in the event of a direct hit in action. Despite the problems, a similar dual mounting arrangement was repeated after a hiatus in the five-ship Virginia class (completed 1904-06).
But seriously guys, designing complex cutting-edge technology (which is what these ships were in their day) is harder than we think. MH |
BlackWidowPilot | 01 Jul 2013 12:32 p.m. PST |
The only possible addition would be some old-school absinthe. Yes, but only for the most "forward" "thinking" of the naval architects of the era
Leland R. Erickson Metal Express metal-express.net |
Gwydion | 12 Jul 2013 8:03 a.m. PST |
Russian 'Novgorod' – circular link
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Johny Boy | 21 Oct 2013 7:03 a.m. PST |
Got to hand it to the French, come up with idea of a ship's hull with all the elegant sea going stability of a cork, add substantial upper structure then just to make sure
add the world's heaviest mast . Boy they must have been fun at sea ;-). However going on the principle of so bad,so goooood
.I think they are gorgeous and really evoke Pre Dreadnought for me, especially in cream and black livery. |
Johny Boy | 21 Oct 2013 7:06 a.m. PST |
Ps Yes the Absynthe surely helped :-) |
Johny Boy | 26 Oct 2013 3:57 p.m. PST |
Having said all that, I present l'minger francais
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They say a picture is worth a thousand words , Hoche afloat
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BlackWidowPilot | 28 Oct 2013 11:51 a.m. PST |
Le Grand Hotel is always a favorite of mine from this era and er, design school
just wrong on every level yet too cool not to want to have in one's predreadnought fleet, just because
Apparently, Hoche had a prominent submerged ram bow as well:
Yikes! This thing is just so WRONG!
Leland R. Erickson Metal Express metal-express.net
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hindsTMP | 29 Oct 2013 10:12 a.m. PST |
LRE, that middle image is nice! I assume though it is colorized
MH |
BlackWidowPilot | 30 Oct 2013 3:04 p.m. PST |
MH, the question is *when* was it colorized and is it reasonably accurate. What I find interesting is the similarities with the colors on the museum scale model in the picture below it (as well as some significant detail differences between the ship in the photo and the model). I expect the Hoche underwent more than a few refits like some of the other French predreadnoughts to try and make her more seaworthy (LOL!!!! Yeah, right!!). For me the attraction is using the Hoche as the basis for a kitbashed "generic" pre-dreadnought for colonial gaming to give the landing parties some badly needed (if eccentric) covering fire
The Hoche's ram bow makes me think of the apocryphal H.M.S. Thunderchild from War of the Worlds
might be fun to someday stage a War of the Worlds "Martians on the Riviera" game event pitting the French Republic against the evil Martian invaders
Leland R. Erickson Metal Express metal-express.net
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iain1914 | 03 Nov 2013 2:37 a.m. PST |
Love the Nelson class\design. The Capri of its day :) |
BlackWidowPilot | 04 Nov 2013 5:31 p.m. PST |
Would this be the Nelson class you're referring to:
Or did you mean the later truncated-by-conomics-and-naval-treaty design? Either way, one wins up with a design only a mother (or an engineer) could love
Leland R. Erickson Metal Express metal-express.net
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1968billsfan | 22 Nov 2013 8:34 p.m. PST |
I vote for the French pre dreadnoughts. They really look like somebody took a front end loader to a junk yard and piled up all the stuff into one corner. |
Skull and Crown | 04 Dec 2013 10:10 a.m. PST |
I am inspired by the way these ships kept changing and evolving. Practicality aside, there are a lot of cool design elements in the ship designs,both engineering and artistically. True many of them are pretty dreadful,but man-they have personality! In contrast,look at today's modern naval vessels. Boxes with a few angles! Who wants to put that on a gaming table? Cheers Ths |