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15 Mar 2013 7:15 a.m. PST
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John the OFM15 Mar 2013 7:02 a.m. PST

Romans lock your wives away!

7th Va Cavalry15 Mar 2013 7:27 a.m. PST

When did Monger go bald? Thinning maybe, but bald?

John the OFM15 Mar 2013 7:38 a.m. PST

All the gold that you have lent him
Went his Gallic Bleeped texts to pay.

Beware the Ides of March!

John the OFM15 Mar 2013 7:40 a.m. PST

Ooops…grin
Sorry. That never entered my mind.

John the OFM15 Mar 2013 7:40 a.m. PST

Gaul was Bleeped texted by our Caesar,
By King Nicomedus he,
Here comes Caesar, wreathed in laurels,
For his Gallic victory.
Nicomedus wears no laurels,
Though the greatest of the three.

Garand15 Mar 2013 7:47 a.m. PST

Looks like John just can't stop with the potty-mouth… :)

Damon.

vtsaogames15 Mar 2013 8:02 a.m. PST

What the bleep is he talking about?

Green Tiger15 Mar 2013 8:09 a.m. PST

It is the 15th of March today- The Bald -----monger is Caesar – need any more clues?

Sundance15 Mar 2013 8:18 a.m. PST

Has John been in the schnapps again? We keep telling you guys to lock that stuff up!

7th Va Cavalry15 Mar 2013 8:21 a.m. PST

Schnapps? Only if its fermented in Pottsville at the Yuengling brewery.

vtsaogames15 Mar 2013 8:25 a.m. PST

But what keeps getting bleeped?

John the OFM15 Mar 2013 8:43 a.m. PST

Think of hoar-frost for one.

As for King Nicomedus, think of … bugs.

epturner15 Mar 2013 9:23 a.m. PST

I think John drank a bottle of Bock instead of Lager.

God knows what happens when his system gets whacked with an unknown substance like that…

Eric

vtsaogames15 Mar 2013 10:42 a.m. PST

Ah! T'is pity, she's a bleep.

And rum, bleepery and the lash.

Got it now. Sometimes I'm a little slow on the uptake.
Happens when you get old.

John the OFM15 Mar 2013 11:30 a.m. PST

Speaking eliptically is so … eliptical, hainna?

epturner15 Mar 2013 11:38 a.m. PST

John;
So the Romans were hefting eliptical shields, then?

Eric

Bashytubits15 Mar 2013 1:15 p.m. PST

Where is a pilum to toss when you need it!? Et tu John the OFM.

SECURITY MINISTER CRITTER15 Mar 2013 9:23 p.m. PST

Huh??????????????????????????????????????

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