"Most annoying non-politician "celebrities"." Topic

Male: Justin Bieber. Pull your pants up and grow some body hair, you big goof! Stop pretending you're a tough guy, too!

Female: Taylor Swift. If you stop dating guys 3 years younger than you, maybe you might run into someone more mature. But then you would run out of song material, wouldn't you?

Kardashians!

Yes, the Kartrashians, and Snooki! Blech!

What no anti-love for Paris Hilton?

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James Mattes

> What no anti-love for Paris Hilton?

So last decade…

Snooki gets my vote, being from Jersey I object to the entire cast.

Pretty much anyone who gets "famous" for a s*x tape too.

And a special place in hades for any cast member of the history channel reality shows. Simply for being profitable enough to remove actual history from the channel (good, bad, or atrocious at least it was history related at one point)

And a special place in hades for any cast member of the history channel reality shows.

Who ever heard of any of them?
"Celebrity" implies that we have heard of them.

I am barring Lindsay Lohan from this list, because I would feel really bad about it if she should turn up dead the next day.
Let's confine this to people we can feel good about hating, but with little chance of feeling guilty about it.

Paris is indeed "so last year". She hasn't flashed us her lady parts in what seems like a decade. She has either wised up or run out of money.

On second thought, who am I to tell you who annoys you? Be my guest!

I get annoyed whenever someone tells me "But you really have to respect him for…"
If you are not allowed to tell me who to respect, I surely cannot tell you who you should be annoyed by.

I'd have to say all the annoying, fact mangling talking heads on news tv and talk radio. That's all of them.

Martin Lawrence. Does he still have a career? Less I see of him the better. Nothing about him personally, just the way he character-acts…

Damon.

Excellent choices all, but I want to advocate for The Donald.

Nobody epitomises the axiom that "He knew the price of everything and the value of nothing" than Mister Trump. A flaming windbag of egotism and douchebaguerie, nobody matches him for wretched class-free excess.

I must, of course, mention the hair. I've had bad haircuts as well, but usually for less than $10 USD a time, and never repeated. What can you say about someone whose barber hates him, incessantly playing the same joke without being found out?

Since he can't fire me, I imagine he'll sue me.

Kanae West
Honey Boo Boo
Kardashians (all of them)
Justin Beiber

Too many to mention – but the Kardasians spring to the top followed by the cast of Honey Boo Boo

At least Justin Bieber can sell records!

Mostly American ….

I always wonder why USA sends such bad representatives of itself out into the world, and then wonders why so many countries say "we hate America"

I can give a list of your "celebrities" ? that you should (well I do not know how you should handle them… )

Any of the "reality" show "stars"

Any sex Tape "star"

Any I oops accidently flashed a nipple or my lack of panties whilst I was tipsy "star"

They are not celebrities… Celebrities should have style, poise, be elegant, like Grace Kelly and the film goddesses from slightly before my time.

And when you have decided which pit of hell to cast them in to, we have a few I would happily export who are guilty of the same thing in this fair land as well.

(All those lad mags topless I snagged a footballer with my boobies famous for being famous as a topless famous celebrity getting them out in the outback out of here for a start.)

I am glad my TV comes with an off button.. I only know a little of these people from working with women who read rubbish in "celebrity" magazines.

Justin Bieber has made the nightly news over here for letting down his fans, and having to leave the stage unwell… (?) so I at least have heard of him and could describe him (sounds like a (w)ailing cat going through a mangle backwards spliced to a car alarm and a casio rythym generator from the eighties speeded all the way up to eleven)

Y'know the scary thing? Furreners actually want to be like these people. (Well, either that, or they lie to pollsters at a higher rate than Americans do.)

I'd almost prefer them wanting to blow me up over wanting to be Justin Bieber. Almost.

All of them.

"talk shows" where the celbrities advertise their latest book, movie, clothing and makeup lines, song, album, etc, etc, etc…..

Male: Piers Morgan
Female: Piers Morgan

Dishonourable mentions also for Piers Morgan, Piers Morgan and Piers Morgan.

Pierss Morgan puts the lie to the foul calumny that all these annoying people are American!

Honey Boo Boo
Dr Phil
Bono

A lot of them are American I'm afraid, but this simply results in legions of talentless wannabes in the UK (and presumably elsewhere) trying to be like your original, genuine US non-celebrities. So we have plenty of our own homegrown F-listers this side of the pond, and a whole industry dedicated to keeping the masses informed of their every utterance, movement, coupling and wardrobe malfunction. Bread and circuses I could understand, but this stuff is vapid to the point of total futility.

The Kardashians, Bieber and other reality starts don't really annoy me. I don't know that I've ever actually seen a moving image of Justin Bieber.

Right now I'd vote for Dennis Rodman because something that essentially amounts to treason really gets up my nose for some reason.

Anyone who makes the cover of We, People, Us, etc.

Especially if it's a couple with a "cute" name made by mashing their two names together.

I'll save my ire for the folks who keep tuning in to make these people famous. "You get the celebities you deserve."

In Taylors defense she did date Jake Gyllenhall FWIW

Kardashians immediately came too mind as did Honey Boo Boo. Octomom, Kate with all the kids, anyone from Jersey Shore, and anyone that was stupid enough to be on the Real World.

Losers….

Oh and I object to Bono being listed. He may seem like he is everywhere but he is doing good stuff for less fortunate people…

Panem et circenses.

I fully support all of the above nominations, especially Bono. He moves his operating base to the Netherlands to avoid paying tax and runs a foundation that gives virtually nothing to the needy.
The One Foundation spends nearly all its budget on "Raising Awareness". It does this by giving designer leather goody bags to journalists who then write nice things about it.

It's not that I hate them, I just want to hear and see as little as possible about them.

I just ignore their antics.

Actually of the people mentioned in your post Stosstruppen, I would only list Bono as being annoying. The others I don't really care about one way or the other, but Bono is actively destructive.

For shear staying power, it has to be that non-person Jordan/Katie Price. She's been around for years, has absolutely no value to the entertainment world, and is just as hateful and obnoxious as the first day she appeared on our TV screens.

As for males, Bono can never be overlooked in this category, although I won't rule out that Ricky Gervais person either.

Such people only rarely come to my attention. So I can't say they annoy me much.
I do wonder at the antics of young, rich people that don't have sense enough to let others do the driving for them. Sure would avoid the court dates and jail stays.

I must be harder to annoy than many. Most of these folks are either unknown to me or just not interesting. Their influence seems limited to music, popular media and pseudo-reality programming. Turn it off if you don't like getting TV'ed.

Only D. Trump is truly annoying for the reasons Howard cites. Some of his idiotic meddling could hurt people or impact policy. Mark Zuckerberg's arrogance, and possible greed, are annoying and perhaps a danger to privacy.

You know, Rodman has to scare the pants off the N. Koreans…. this has to be a bit of a bonus. No worse than what Carter has done since leaving the presidency (10 year rule applies baby!) Probably the worst president in modern history and he still has the gall to criticize about the Mid East peace process (fact is that Saddat wanted to do something before Carter messed things up further)

Trump, my yes, what a pompous know-it-all that really doesn't understand much beyond business and real estate. But being that he almost ran for president, the politics exception might come into play.

Piers Morgan, but I will have to admit that he does remind us about why the second amendment was put in place.

Russell Brand, no, I don't find him charming or funny at all unless he is going by some script that makes him funny.

Dennis Leary, he stole his whole routine from a dead comedian and became famous for someone else's creativity.

Tony Romo, only a Cowboys fan really understands….

Mark Cuban and Jerry Jones. You own your respective teams guys, it doesn't mean you understand the game well enough to run your teams or express informed opinions.

Any female from Hollywood that is pregnant or has had babies in their mid-40s and claims it is a ! miracle !. I am quite sure their fertility specialists and egg donors would beg to differ if it wasn't for medical privacy laws.

Lisa Lampanelli, yes, you can be too vulgar for a female comedian. Vulgar stopped being funny years ago, dear. It is time to write material that is funny without slang terms for body parts or fornication.

Disney Channel made stars such as Britney, Justin, Xtina and the newer ones such as Selena and Demi Lovato. Your parents mortgaged your childhood for fame and fortune. All sense of normalcy ended then and for the rest of your lives. Other than Xtina, all have marginal talent.

Too bad we can't list politicians, I am quite fed up with most of them that have been in Congress (or have moved up) for more than two decades. This goes for either side of the isle by the way. Quite fed up with the pundits that don't get it right ever but still managed to be paid for their opinion. Karl Rove is a prime example (and I vote Republican mostly too).

The others I don't really care about one way or the other, but Bono is actively destructive.

Bono supposedly had a flash of self-awareness recently.

link

Hopefully, this means we can move him off of the "really annoying" list in a couple of years.

I'm Irish and I despise Bono. Thank God he's not from the Republic of Ireland.

It was Bill Hicks that Dennis Leary stole his material from and Dennis isn't funny even when stealing from a good comedian.

Rodman should be hung for treason and crimes against fashion.

Rupert Murdoch and Gary Glitter.

Richard Hammond. Really, take off that necklace, you're too old and not sexy at all.

Everyone from the Dragons Den.

Hey! Leave The Hamster alone. He's… mostly harmless.

As for most of the others, well, I have to agree.

Eric

Bono was born in the Rotunda Hospital, Dublin, on 10 May 1960. He was raised in Northside suburb of Finglas

It was Bill Hicks that Dennis Leary stole his material from and Dennis isn't funny even when stealing from a good comedian.

See, I don't find Bill Hicks funny, so have a hard time believing anybody stole anything from him.

It has been yearssince I saw a comedian that was actually funny.

You're right, he's a Dub. But I still can't stand him so I won't claim him.

Ok I'll concede on Bono all flash no substance.

I guess I just don't care enough about any of them to actually generate and negative feelings about them. They just don't matter to me.

Richard Branson. Nobody wants to see your life story dramatized in a series of narcissistic commercials.

Justin Bieber. Overhyped lip-synch-er. [other unkind comments not posted]

Ashley Judd. Enough with the histrionic rages over being called a "puffy face". The camera doesn't lie….

Can I add Piers Morgan another 6 times?

Joy Behar

Release the Kraken !

Indeed!

Could it be our English cousins pick out so many 15 minute American Celebrities who have jumped the shark so last week is because we have 300 channels of Television, and endless exports of our trash that sells so well overseas? Pawn Stars is seen in something like 12 different languages in 36 or so countries. No one makes y'all watch that trash!

But I will trade you back one Pierce Morgan and Jeremy Kyle
for any of our minor Celebes that have fled the US Mainland.

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James Mattes

I take some comfort in a definition of celebrity I once read: Somebody who everybody nows when they're alive, and nobody remembers once they are dead.

Grelber