"Caption this and win a prize courtesy of Eureka!" Topic

A small contest, dear citizens, which has already been run and won on WD3 and its TMP's turn now. Provide a suitable caption to this little vignette crafted from the Eureka Revolutionary Wars range and win a vignette set from the RW range of your choice from our friends at Eureka, plus whatever you wish to order from Eureka post free in the same parcel. I will be the sole representative of the Committee for Public Safety with final rights to judge the winner, perhaps with some input from Citizen Robson.

"That's one close shave"

They lost their heads completely!

He was about this tall officer !

you see, me and pierre were having a few drinky's and along came these royalist sympathizers, and we told them that the republic would last forever……and their heads just rolled off laughing……see

"She GAVE these to us, Ocifer, she has a certain reputation…"

what's that up in the road a head?

"I asked for fresh meat."

"You've got the right one now – that's the one who robbed me"

"ok how much for this Head?"

"Come on 2 heads are better than one!! and they're only 1 Louie!!"

"Two heads are better than one!"

"Heads we win, tails they lose!"

Chalfant

"And then Rogers says 'No, it was the guy on the right!' so we got him too!"

"And that one, citizen, wished me a blessed morning"
"I'll remember him forever – he wouldn't pay after he found out I had the pox"

Inspecter, "Ok you two, who are they?" "We don't know," slurred the two drunken sailors. "They asked us if knew who they were, but we didn't, so we cut off their heads, took them to Notre Dame to see if their faces could ring any bells."

"You're only supposed to cut the BLOODY EARS OFF!"

Well inspector we had a bet. "It was double or nothing." So we made it double.

"Nobles naw, me wife's lovers!!"

"we did'nt do it, honest".

"Nothing like a little head, eh Robespierre".

Can anyone name the movie that line is from? The character used the term Padre.

Finally! we peasants get a head.

Cheers.
GeorgeD

"I don't care what kind of story you tell. I'm still going to write you this ticket."

I don't know why but "Another One Bites the Dust" comes to my mind.

Luciano

"There may be trouble ahead"
"Nothing to do with us Citizen, we just found them"

Thanks for the"Heads up" guys.

"that aint head cabbage" or "I think she recognizes us, should we head out?"

"What goes 'Ha,ha, ha,ha, bonk! Ha,ha, ha,ha, bonk?"

Two Royalists laughing their heads off!

Blues 4

"It's all fun and games until somebody loses a head!!"

DM

"Honest officer they were just trying to stay ahead of the law".

"Who's yah daddy now?"

Contrary to fictional accounts. Citizen Chauvelin didnt find that damned Pimpernel so elusive.

"If you must know, it all started when they defriended us on Facebook…"

"You see Mon-sewer, sometimes that far far better thing gets a little messy."

"Quick, get me some conditioner for this hair! It's lost all its body!"

"They will make a fine soup. Qui?"

"Last call"

Officer: "Taking heads out of season is a 10 Franc fine for each"

Lady: "I sent them to pick up two heads of lettuce"

"The Patriots will take the ball!"

Man that bottle of rum had a good head on it.

Misfortune always happens in threes'

The Guy with the Head " It's you and me Baby and some Head Games"

Look what followed me home Ma! Can I keep it???

#1 – "We is all good head-erosexuals 'round here!"

#2 – "Coffin!?…Coffin!? We don't need no stinkin' coffin.
A nice hat box will do 'em right well."

Pay up. I told you that we could find two Frenchmen without body odor.

So far so good. Two down, 39,998 to go. Get on with it.

Special delivery for Madame Defarge!

The Queen of Spades ordered these for her tea party.

Hi, I'm Larry; this is my brother Darryl, and this is my other brother Darryl.

Two Muffin pies for a dollar!!

Bloke holding head.'ere sir two Noble Heads'
Geezer with the book ' No, No it says two newbrown eggs for the cake recipe'.

'can you take em squire ,we asked around and no-Body would claim them'.