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Personal logo Inari7 Supporting Member of TMP17 May 2012 10:01 a.m. PST

My Favorite Monty Python quote is

"Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who."

doc mcb17 May 2012 10:06 a.m. PST

Run away!

Personal logo 20thmaine Supporting Member of TMP17 May 2012 10:08 a.m. PST

"Nih !"

or possibly

OOOh he's a vicious little bastard"

Personal logo J Womack 94 Supporting Member of TMP17 May 2012 10:10 a.m. PST

"It's just a flesh wound!"

highlandcatfrog Inactive Member17 May 2012 10:12 a.m. PST

"When we say there's no cannibalism in the Royal Navy, we mean that there's a certain amount."

Or:

"Fred, we've got an eater."

SJDonovan Inactive Member17 May 2012 10:14 a.m. PST

Right, stop that. It's silly.

Personal logo Doms Decals Sponsoring Member of TMP17 May 2012 10:15 a.m. PST

"Stop that! It's silly!"

Personal logo Doms Decals Sponsoring Member of TMP17 May 2012 10:16 a.m. PST

Damn, simul-typed…. ;-)

Allen5717 May 2012 10:24 a.m. PST

Run away

Personal logo richarDISNEY Supporting Member of TMP Inactive Member17 May 2012 10:25 a.m. PST

Not a Monty Python fan, so I don't quote them.
beer

highlandcatfrog Inactive Member17 May 2012 10:29 a.m. PST

"We have but one punishment in the Castle Anthrax for setting alight the Grail-shaped beacon…"

Angel Barracks Inactive Member17 May 2012 10:30 a.m. PST

Let me go back in there and face the peril!

Personal logo Saber6 Supporting Member of TMP Fezian17 May 2012 10:30 a.m. PST

"I'm not dead yet"

Wackmole9 Supporting Member of TMP17 May 2012 10:34 a.m. PST

And now for something completely different.

Personal logo John the Greater Supporting Member of TMP17 May 2012 10:35 a.m. PST

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

The Tin Dictator17 May 2012 10:38 a.m. PST

I'd like some Spam.

Personal logo svsavory Supporting Member of TMP17 May 2012 10:49 a.m. PST

What's all this, then?

Terrement Supporting Member of TMP17 May 2012 10:49 a.m. PST

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rbargs17 May 2012 10:51 a.m. PST

"You don't even have horses. You're just banging coconuts together!"

ming31 Inactive Member17 May 2012 10:54 a.m. PST

You second hand donkey dong biter .
Come back and i will taunt you some more .
I fart in your general direction .
I have come for an argument
the list goes on and on

Personal logo x42brown Supporting Member of TMP17 May 2012 10:56 a.m. PST

"It's a senseless wast of human life."

x42

21eRegt17 May 2012 10:59 a.m. PST

"She's got huge…. tracks of land."

21eRegt17 May 2012 11:00 a.m. PST

or my second most often quoted line….

"Don't give me that you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!"

kreoseus2 Inactive Member17 May 2012 11:03 a.m. PST

I fart in your general direction !

cfielitz17 May 2012 11:08 a.m. PST

This is an ex-parrot!

brevior est vita Inactive Member17 May 2012 11:09 a.m. PST

Brian: Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't need to follow me, You don't NEED to follow ANYBODY!
You've got to think for yourselves! You're all individuals!

Crowd (in unison): Yes! We're all individuals!

Personal logo Volstagg Vanir Supporting Member of TMP17 May 2012 11:10 a.m. PST

Soooooo many…..

quoted in the last week
(no foolin'!)

< singing >
'O-lways Look on the Broight side of Life!'

'Half a Bee, Philosophically
must Ipso Factso half 'Not Be'…'

'I Like Traffic Lights…'

<edit>

Favorite Line, mos def ->

" … 'COURSE it's a Good Idea!! "

Glengarry 4 Inactive Member17 May 2012 11:11 a.m. PST

"My hovercraft, is full of eels,"

Personal logo Toy Soldier Green Supporting Member of TMP17 May 2012 11:17 a.m. PST

I have a very good friend in Rome named……

Personal logo Swampster Supporting Member of TMP17 May 2012 11:18 a.m. PST

I'll second Glengarry.
Here's a guide to create misunderstanding in many languages
link

Jim Selzer17 May 2012 11:19 a.m. PST

and now for something completely different

marcus arilius Inactive Member17 May 2012 11:34 a.m. PST

OH STOP THAT GROVELING!!

panzerCDR17 May 2012 11:42 a.m. PST

G'day Bruce!

Ni!

NCC1717 Supporting Member of TMP17 May 2012 11:47 a.m. PST

Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Major Mike17 May 2012 11:59 a.m. PST

Dinsdale!

NoBodyLovesMe Inactive Member17 May 2012 12:05 p.m. PST

He's not the Messiah, He's a very naughty boy!

leidang17 May 2012 12:11 p.m. PST

I mean if I went around sayin I was an emperor just because some moistened bink lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away….

Personal logo herkybird Supporting Member of TMP17 May 2012 12:17 p.m. PST

and meanwhile, at 57 Acacia avenue, Mr Neutron was biding his time….

willthepiper17 May 2012 12:22 p.m. PST

"People called Romanes; they go to the house"

Phillius Supporting Member of TMP17 May 2012 12:41 p.m. PST

"where are you going to keep the foetus? In a box!"

pigbear Inactive Member17 May 2012 12:52 p.m. PST

"If you're going to split hairs, I'm going to Bleeped text off."

Cherno17 May 2012 12:53 p.m. PST

"Iiiich werde diese Schallplatte nicht kaufen, sie ist zerkratzt."

"Ich bin Katharina die Große."
"Verschwinden Sie, Sie uninteressante Person, Sie."
"Gut. Dann behaupte ich eben, dass ich nur den ersten Teil, und nicht den Rest von Hamlet geschrieben habe."

14Bore17 May 2012 1:35 p.m. PST

he'd be pushin up the daisys, if he hadn't been nailed there

ottenfeld Inactive Member17 May 2012 1:44 p.m. PST

"You vacuous toffee-nosed malodorous pervert!"

ubique1 Inactive Member17 May 2012 1:56 p.m. PST

And you try and tell the young people of today that ….. they won't believe you.

Patrick Sexton Supporting Member of TMP17 May 2012 2:18 p.m. PST

"Llamas are larger than frogs."

Personal logo J Womack 94 Supporting Member of TMP17 May 2012 2:22 p.m. PST

Help! Help! I'm being repressed! Come and see the violence inherent in the system!

Gonsalvo17 May 2012 2:27 p.m. PST

Certainly "I ain't dead yet!" and "It's just a flesh wound!" come up often around the wagames table.

Toaster17 May 2012 2:28 p.m. PST

With just a twist of lemming
"SQUEEK"

Don Manser17 May 2012 2:32 p.m. PST

Ah Inspector Dim, you are far to clever for us naughty people.

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