"What is your favorite Monty Python quote?" Topic

My Favorite Monty Python quote is

"Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who."

Run away!

"Nih !"

or possibly

OOOh he's a vicious little bastard"

"It's just a flesh wound!"

"When we say there's no cannibalism in the Royal Navy, we mean that there's a certain amount."

Or:

"Fred, we've got an eater."

Right, stop that. It's silly.

"Stop that! It's silly!"

Damn, simul-typed…. ;-)

Run away

Not a Monty Python fan, so I don't quote them.

"We have but one punishment in the Castle Anthrax for setting alight the Grail-shaped beacon…"

Let me go back in there and face the peril!

"I'm not dead yet"

And now for something completely different.

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

I'd like some Spam.

What's all this, then?

"You don't even have horses. You're just banging coconuts together!"

You second hand donkey dong biter .
Come back and i will taunt you some more .
I fart in your general direction .
I have come for an argument
the list goes on and on

"It's a senseless wast of human life."

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"She's got huge…. tracks of land."

or my second most often quoted line….

"Don't give me that you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!"

I fart in your general direction !

This is an ex-parrot!

Brian: Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't need to follow me, You don't NEED to follow ANYBODY!
You've got to think for yourselves! You're all individuals!

Crowd (in unison): Yes! We're all individuals!

Soooooo many…..

quoted in the last week
(no foolin'!)

< singing >
'O-lways Look on the Broight side of Life!'

'Half a Bee, Philosophically
must Ipso Factso half 'Not Be'…'

'I Like Traffic Lights…'

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Favorite Line, mos def ->

" … 'COURSE it's a Good Idea!! "

"My hovercraft, is full of eels,"

I have a very good friend in Rome named……

I'll second Glengarry.
Here's a guide to create misunderstanding in many languages
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and now for something completely different

OH STOP THAT GROVELING!!

G'day Bruce!

Ni!

Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Dinsdale!

He's not the Messiah, He's a very naughty boy!

I mean if I went around sayin I was an emperor just because some moistened bink lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away….

and meanwhile, at 57 Acacia avenue, Mr Neutron was biding his time….

"People called Romanes; they go to the house"

"where are you going to keep the foetus? In a box!"

"If you're going to split hairs, I'm going to off."

"Iiiich werde diese Schallplatte nicht kaufen, sie ist zerkratzt."

"Ich bin Katharina die Große."
"Verschwinden Sie, Sie uninteressante Person, Sie."
"Gut. Dann behaupte ich eben, dass ich nur den ersten Teil, und nicht den Rest von Hamlet geschrieben habe."

he'd be pushin up the daisys, if he hadn't been nailed there

"You vacuous toffee-nosed malodorous pervert!"

And you try and tell the young people of today that ….. they won't believe you.

"Llamas are larger than frogs."

Help! Help! I'm being repressed! Come and see the violence inherent in the system!

Certainly "I ain't dead yet!" and "It's just a flesh wound!" come up often around the wagames table.

With just a twist of lemming
"SQUEEK"

Ah Inspector Dim, you are far to clever for us naughty people.

"What's the flight velocity of a Sparrow?"