"How to Annoy a Wargamer..." Topic

The scary thing is, with the bunch I do historical miniatures with, we DO about half of this stuff during a game.

If BME could see us, he might change his opinions about historicals. We play to win, right enough, but it's the off-table chatter that's gonzo.

"Three sixes! He wipes them out! Total destruction! What a killer! He's a mutant, ladies and gentlemen, and absolute genetically-enhanced killing machine!"

Bonus points for doing a General Ursus imitation at this point.

Is someone writeing these down?

# Before the game hand your opponent a declaration of war. Tell him this makes everything you do legal.

# Have miniatures of civilian running randomly around the battlefield. These are refugees, they will ask your opponent's troops for food and water in the middle of a firefight.

# When the game is over providing you won, bring out sheets of paper with the terms of surrender and insist your opponent sign's them in triplicate.

Fart on the dice each time he gets a good roll if he asks why dont answer just reply with another fart. you will need a great amount of gas.

If you start losing, start grabing his models while hes not looking if he asks you were they are just reply with a fart if he keeps asking and starts to get mad fart again in short burst.

Also if you start losing fart on his men and push them over insisting they be takin out if he ask why tell him they have been hit by a poisin gas templit.

Lucifer, that sounds more like how to lose any chance of gaming you ever had. And how to lose friends.

I have to ask: How old are you?

I am older then the earth.

Jesus, It was just a joke!!! but sorry if it offended you.

If you did this to a friend, if there a real friend they would not get so mad, to the point were they do not want to be around you anymore.

Also anoying gamers all the time is somthing that would never be good, if you did it to the wrong people.

Lucifer, I take your point about 'real friends' but man, even my very best friend has limits.

You can say 'I fart in your general direction' but, take it from me, you don't want to really do so.

(Ask me how I know. Does the term 'experience is a strict teacher' mean anything to you?)

I understand.

I can only imagin what happend.

Trust me, it wasn't pretty.