Tea Lover 29 Apr 2012 5:51 a.m. PST Is it still relevant at all to post an opinion on how Napoleon could win Waterloo by listening to advice from a Time Traveller? Looks like there has been a Night of the Long Knives going on here!
*NJH: I think all relevance to anything disappeared several pages ago. However, allow me to kit bash a couple of posts.
I found the below quote from Napoleon online, somewhere, sometime ago, maybe in some obscure reference on some esoteric blog by some academic in an unacredited institution of slightly higher learning in Elbonia:
"The knowledge of some Time Traveler is nothing compared to my brilliance?"
In other words, it's one thing to travel back in time, but quite another to get a nation's leaders to listen to one's sage advice.
Me: Don't do that. Don't give Grouchy 30% of your army. He will never stay between Wellington and Blucher.
Napoleon: (in French) Take this poorly dressed English idiot over that hill and shoot him as a spy.
Me: Hey! Take your hands off me. Stop!! I'm from the future, I can save your Empire. Where are you taking me?
Napoleon: (in French) Now Grouchy, keep the Prussians from uniting with the British. BANG!! There's one less English idiot in the world. Now do your duty Grouchy.
Just having a bit of fun.