| Zephyr1 | 20 Feb 2012 9:15 p.m. PST |
How many accidents per year did the Jedi (and Sith) suffer from putting their light sabers back in their holsters (or tucking into their belts) without turning them off first? If Joan Rivers existed in the Star Wars universe, what kind of alien creature would she be? |
| Sane Max | 21 Feb 2012 6:49 a.m. PST |
"If the trip in ep iv from Tattooine to Alderaan takes long enough for a decent game of chess and a lightsaber training program, how come the trip to Mustaphaaaa from the Imperial Capital in vi takes about three minutes? – including the time to get FROM the Presidential Building to the ship?" |
| FatherOfAllLogic | 21 Feb 2012 4:48 p.m. PST |
Why ask why? Now, the Lensmen series makes sense….. |
| flooglestreet | 21 Feb 2012 6:48 p.m. PST |
The Lensman series always made sense. |
| Zephyr1 | 21 Feb 2012 9:20 p.m. PST |
Is it coincidence that Ewoks look like George Lucas? |
| Old Bear | 22 Feb 2012 3:41 a.m. PST |
flooglestreet I think Deleted by Moderator.Captain Gideon How rude! |
| Sargonarhes | 22 Feb 2012 3:51 a.m. PST |
How does a giant worm live in the vacuum of space? Why couldn't Mace Windu have been eaten by a Rancor? He's been eaten by velociraptors and rubber sharks. How did Han dump his cargo hold so fast with no obvious loading hatch for cargo? |
| flicking wargamer | 22 Feb 2012 8:36 a.m. PST |
Didn't Anakin sort of bring balance to the force when he made sure all the "future jedi" were dead and most of the older jedi were dead? After all, there are always only 2 Sith. Why should there be 100's of Jedi? Is a Sith Lord really so powerful it takes 100's of Jedi to balance one out? |
| J Womack 94 | 22 Feb 2012 10:06 a.m. PST |
Once there were many Sith; it was a race, not a title. Why do stormtroopers wear sunglasses inside? Maybe that's why they can't hit the broad side of a bantha. Why are stormtroopers in armor? Blasters seem to go right through it. Heck, even Ewoks with arrows, bolas, etc. can penetrate it? What's that stuff made of? Old Cheez whiz? |
| Etranger | 22 Feb 2012 6:55 p.m. PST |
Why do stormtroopers wear sunglasses inside? Maybe that's why they can't hit the broad side of a bantha. Maybe they need seeing eye dogs….? |
 John the OFM  | 23 Feb 2012 9:48 p.m. PST |
Why couldn't Mace Windu have been eaten by a Rancor? Because Samuel L Jackson agreed to sign on under two conditions (besides pay, of course.) 1) So he could say "May the Force be with you" with a serious look on his face. 2) His character would not die in a lame-ass way. |
| Captain Gideon | 24 Feb 2012 2:44 p.m. PST |
flooglestreet I do know alot about the American Civil War so don't worry on my account. And please don't try and compare The Beast Ben Butler with Jar Jar Binks,as there is no comparison. Captain Gideon |
| Sargonarhes | 24 Feb 2012 3:31 p.m. PST |
Jackson still died in a lame way. After getting his hand cut off and then electrically propelled out the window, he probably ended up as a hood ornament on someone's speeder as they zipped by. "What the hell? Is it raining Jedi tonight?" |
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