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Chortle Fezian Inactive Member16 Feb 2012 8:24 a.m. PST

I think he dances naked around the server to the sound of "Metal" by Gary Newman. I can't be 100% on this.

Sane Max Inactive Member16 Feb 2012 8:35 a.m. PST

A man who used to clean windows in his neck of the woods swears blind he saw a man who looked a lot like Bill sitting at a computer with a webcam dressed in Victoria's Secret Lingerie and a Pirate's Hat.

How the Pirate's hat stayed on the webcam I did not ask.


Terrement Supporting Member of TMP16 Feb 2012 9:12 a.m. PST


Personal logo Parzival Supporting Member of TMP16 Feb 2012 9:12 a.m. PST

He sits and calculates the remaining number of months, weeks, days, hours, minutes and seconds until he COMPLETELY TAKES OVER THE WORLD!

No, wait-- that's what I do. I've no idea what Bill does.

Norman D Landings Inactive Member16 Feb 2012 9:36 a.m. PST

Is it February again already?

TMP link

Arteis Inactive Member16 Feb 2012 9:57 a.m. PST

Leaps around punching his fist in the air and yelling, "Take that, you lousy Kiwis! Gotcha in the prime internet surfing time yet again! That'll getcha for inflicting the 'Lord of the Rings' movies on the world!"

epturner16 Feb 2012 10:01 a.m. PST

Pass Bill a spanner and Arties a guinness


pphalen Inactive Member16 Feb 2012 10:49 a.m. PST

Feeds the bug…

flicking wargamer Inactive Member16 Feb 2012 11:54 a.m. PST

For some reason I have Chumley from Pawn Stars in my head whenever I imagine Bill. If we actually find out what he does then he would know we could find him, so he will never tell us the truth.

Volstagg Vanir16 Feb 2012 1:45 p.m. PST

Actual Video of Bill performing Maintenance:
YouTube link

Ratbone Inactive Member16 Feb 2012 4:18 p.m. PST

Who is this "Bill" of whom you speak?

just visiting Inactive Member16 Feb 2012 5:14 p.m. PST

He goes looking on other fora for trolls who have a TMP account so that he can DH them….

Wolfprophet Inactive Member16 Feb 2012 6:38 p.m. PST

"He sits and calculates the remaining number of months, weeks, days, hours, minutes and seconds until he COMPLETELY TAKES OVER THE WORLD!

Vote for me in the next election instead. I'll give whoever helps install me as the supreme master of humanity all the material wealth they wish plus other humans they find attractive based on sexual preferences.

Also, will solve more problems with violence. <---Highly effective Campaign slogan.

kreoseus2 Inactive Member17 Feb 2012 4:21 a.m. PST

cross dressing lumberjack ?

Grizzlymc Inactive Member17 Feb 2012 1:02 p.m. PST

Dives into the nearest phone box.

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