Chortle   | 16 Feb 2012 7:24 a.m. PST |
I think he dances naked around the server to the sound of "Metal" by Gary Newman. I can't be 100% on this. |
| Sane Max | 16 Feb 2012 7:35 a.m. PST |
A man who used to clean windows in his neck of the woods swears blind he saw a man who looked a lot like Bill sitting at a computer with a webcam dressed in Victoria's Secret Lingerie and a Pirate's Hat. How the Pirate's hat stayed on the webcam I did not ask. Pat |
Terrement  | 16 Feb 2012 8:12 a.m. PST |
He's the guy in the coveralls under the hood doing the maintenance. Pass him a spanner, eh? |
| Parzival | 16 Feb 2012 8:12 a.m. PST |
He sits and calculates the remaining number of months, weeks, days, hours, minutes and seconds until he COMPLETELY TAKES OVER THE WORLD!
MUAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! No, wait-- that's what I do. I've no idea what Bill does. |
| Norman D Landings | 16 Feb 2012 8:36 a.m. PST |
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| Arteis | 16 Feb 2012 8:57 a.m. PST |
Leaps around punching his fist in the air and yelling, "Take that, you lousy Kiwis! Gotcha in the prime internet surfing time yet again! That'll getcha for inflicting the 'Lord of the Rings' movies on the world!" |
| epturner | 16 Feb 2012 9:01 a.m. PST |
Pass Bill a spanner and Arties a  Eric |
| pphalen | 16 Feb 2012 9:49 a.m. PST |
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| flicking wargamer | 16 Feb 2012 10:54 a.m. PST |
For some reason I have Chumley from Pawn Stars in my head whenever I imagine Bill. If we actually find out what he does then he would know we could find him, so he will never tell us the truth. |
| Volstagg Vanir | 16 Feb 2012 12:45 p.m. PST |
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 Ratbone | 16 Feb 2012 3:18 p.m. PST |
Who is this "Bill" of whom you speak? |
| just visiting | 16 Feb 2012 4:14 p.m. PST |
He goes looking on other fora for trolls who have a TMP account so that he can DH them…. |
| Wolfprophet | 16 Feb 2012 5:38 p.m. PST |
"He sits and calculates the remaining number of months, weeks, days, hours, minutes and seconds until he COMPLETELY TAKES OVER THE WORLD!
MUAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!" Vote for me in the next election instead. I'll give whoever helps install me as the supreme master of humanity all the material wealth they wish plus other humans they find attractive based on sexual preferences. Also, will solve more problems with violence. <---Highly effective Campaign slogan. |
| kreoseus2 | 17 Feb 2012 3:21 a.m. PST |
cross dressing lumberjack ? |
| Grizzlymc | 17 Feb 2012 12:02 p.m. PST |
Dives into the nearest phone box. |
