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Personal logo flooglestreet Supporting Member of TMP Inactive Member10 Feb 2012 4:53 a.m. PST


Roll 2d6 for assaults on a pig farm. On a 4 or less, the pig Bleeped text explodes and wounds all figures in a 1d6 inch radius.

Scale Creep Miniatures Inactive Member10 Feb 2012 6:31 a.m. PST

Pigs may be used for catapult ammo if the terrain chart (see indicates a lack of stone. For each round of fire, subtract one supply point, as you are essentially shooting food at your enemy. If you roll double sixes when firing the catapult, the pig has exploded on the pad, potentially injuring the crew. Place the Exploding Farm Animal Damage Area template on the catapult and calculate damage normally.

kallman10 Feb 2012 8:45 a.m. PST

After reading the article I may just have to give up bacon.

Mardaddy10 Feb 2012 11:27 a.m. PST

Wait… you read Mother Jones??

Lee Brilleaux Fezian10 Feb 2012 12:10 p.m. PST

We all do, Mardaddy. We just didn't tell you.

Zephyr110 Feb 2012 3:29 p.m. PST If you roll double ones when firing the pigapult, the pig's insides have spontaneously combusted and the pig launches itself like a rocket in a random direction. The pig explodes against the first object in it's path. Blast effects are resolved as for D6 chariot hits.

Personal logo flooglestreet Supporting Member of TMP Inactive Member10 Feb 2012 4:56 p.m. PST Sympathetic explosion If any part of the Exploding Farm Animal Damage Template touches the pig ammo dump, a sympathetic explosion occurs. All the pigs wander in random directions and say "sorry abo-abo-abo-abo aw shucks that's too bad", in an explosion of sympathy.

SECURITY MINISTER CRITTER Inactive Member11 Feb 2012 6:32 a.m. PST

You guys have way toooooooooooooooo much free time!

Personal logo flooglestreet Supporting Member of TMP Inactive Member11 Feb 2012 1:09 p.m. PST

Free time, what's that? I am an agent of the CFR and my assignment is to overload the Utter Drivel board at TMP.

kyoteblue Inactive Member17 Feb 2012 1:04 p.m. PST


Personal logo flooglestreet Supporting Member of TMP Inactive Member17 Feb 2012 6:30 p.m. PST

YYYYYYEEEEESSSSSS Refer to the exploding frogs line on the toad artillery table.

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