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flooglestreet10 Feb 2012 4:53 a.m. PST

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Roll 2d6 for assaults on a pig farm. On a 4 or less, the pig Bleeped text explodes and wounds all figures in a 1d6 inch radius.

Scale Creep Miniatures10 Feb 2012 6:31 a.m. PST

3.3.1
Pigs may be used for catapult ammo if the terrain chart (see 12.1.1.2) indicates a lack of stone. For each round of fire, subtract one supply point, as you are essentially shooting food at your enemy.

3.3.1.1 If you roll double sixes when firing the catapult, the pig has exploded on the pad, potentially injuring the crew. Place the Exploding Farm Animal Damage Area template on the catapult and calculate damage normally.

kallman10 Feb 2012 8:45 a.m. PST

After reading the article I may just have to give up bacon.

Mardaddy10 Feb 2012 11:27 a.m. PST

Wait… you read Mother Jones??

Lee Brilleaux Fezian10 Feb 2012 12:10 p.m. PST

We all do, Mardaddy. We just didn't tell you.

Zephyr110 Feb 2012 3:29 p.m. PST

3.3.1.2 If you roll double ones when firing the pigapult, the pig's insides have spontaneously combusted and the pig launches itself like a rocket in a random direction. The pig explodes against the first object in it's path. Blast effects are resolved as for D6 chariot hits.

flooglestreet10 Feb 2012 4:56 p.m. PST

3.3.1.2. Sympathetic explosion If any part of the Exploding Farm Animal Damage Template touches the pig ammo dump, a sympathetic explosion occurs. All the pigs wander in random directions and say "sorry abo-abo-abo-abo aw shucks that's too bad", in an explosion of sympathy.

SECURITY MINISTER CRITTER11 Feb 2012 6:32 a.m. PST

You guys have way toooooooooooooooo much free time!

flooglestreet11 Feb 2012 1:09 p.m. PST

Free time, what's that? I am an agent of the CFR and my assignment is to overload the Utter Drivel board at TMP.

flooglestreet17 Feb 2012 6:30 p.m. PST

YYYYYYEEEEESSSSSS Refer to the exploding frogs line on the toad artillery table.

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