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Dances With Words Fezian07 Feb 2012 10:40 a.m. PST

maybe this should go under 'Needs more…you KNOWS' as I will warn you now…the image is NOT safe for Work…(or possibly your sanity too!)

But I'll have to get some anyway!!!

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Three DIFFERENT figures in the set!!!

Now I've got to do a Fem-tentacle space babe to compensate!!!

Slishfully,
Sgt DWW-btod

whill407 Feb 2012 10:45 a.m. PST

Awesome! Need some of those.

Sysiphus07 Feb 2012 10:47 a.m. PST

I always find it incredible that most alien females are depicted with mammalian attributes (read boobies), when their reproductive systems should be…you know…alien?!

SpuriousMilius07 Feb 2012 11:06 a.m. PST

No doubt the alien strippers follow the lead of their human colleagues & buy their "attributes" from cosmic cosmetic surgeons to be more appealing to our species.
It's all about the credits.

Roderick Robertson Fezian07 Feb 2012 11:07 a.m. PST

But the are green ( or blue or grey or…) boobies, and therefor alien.

Sysiphus07 Feb 2012 11:11 a.m. PST

A different color; how could I not have known grin

Thanks for clearing that up for me.

Stealth100007 Feb 2012 11:16 a.m. PST

Nice boobies, shame about the face. Wow how many times have I said that.

Personal logo Saber6 Supporting Member of TMP Fezian07 Feb 2012 11:19 a.m. PST

So they are making figures of the Lunge Staff?

EDIT: LOunge Staff frown

taskforce5807 Feb 2012 11:20 a.m. PST

A butterface stripper. Yeah I've seen a few of those down here on Earth.

Frederick Supporting Member of TMP07 Feb 2012 11:21 a.m. PST

Some things are probably better off left to the Imagination

nvdoyle07 Feb 2012 11:28 a.m. PST

I see Chalmun's is trying to attract a whole new class of clientele…

Little Big Wars07 Feb 2012 11:32 a.m. PST

It's a flirt, a surgically modified pleasure animal.

(Major Disaster)07 Feb 2012 12:25 p.m. PST

@Terrement

Would that "girlfriend" be Laliari from Galaxy Quest?

Photo blocked by adult filter:
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Cheers,
Spartan 117

flooglestreet07 Feb 2012 2:02 p.m. PST

OMG, She isn't wearng gloves!

Dances With Words Fezian07 Feb 2012 4:37 p.m. PST

I 'forgot'…the EXOTIC 'cephalopodian' female dancer has already BEEN done!!!

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Mario Zecca did one for Black Orc Games!

Sargonarhes07 Feb 2012 4:43 p.m. PST

To quote Guy from Galaxy Quest
"Oh! *That's* not right! No.."

SECURITY MINISTER CRITTER07 Feb 2012 4:59 p.m. PST

I love them!

Personal logo Legion 4 Supporting Member of TMP07 Feb 2012 5:47 p.m. PST

Oh My !!!! huh? Are there pics of the other 2 "alien" Dancers ? wink

DalyDR07 Feb 2012 8:00 p.m. PST

She should have four mammary glands, according to "16 Candles"….


Dave

Ratbone07 Feb 2012 8:19 p.m. PST

I can't believe the phrase "lunge staff" was not censored.

tnjrp08 Feb 2012 12:36 a.m. PST

Ogdenlulimus 07 Feb 2012 9:47 a.m. PST:

I always find it incredible that most alien females are depicted with mammalian attributes (read boobies), when their reproductive systems should be…you know…alien?!
Well, most are but of course there is always the lovely Terla (who is as it happens also an alien exotic dancer):
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Sysiphus08 Feb 2012 1:46 p.m. PST

Now you see, Terla IS an "alien woman" (cue The Guess Who). She looks to be part slug and part slime mold; probably with hermaphroditic leanings.

Thanks for the boost tnjrp!

tnjrp09 Feb 2012 12:03 a.m. PST

She* looks a bit like an inverted tunicate to me:
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*) we must trust that the writers of the blurb are sufficiently expert in Flordian anatomy to be able to tell that Terla is indeed a female-analogue – unfortunately scant details exist as to how to make the difference between sexes and indeed how many there are.

alien BLOODY HELL surfer13 Feb 2012 7:39 a.m. PST

That Black Orc dancer figure is um, well, rubbish :-( nice concept though.

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