 flooglestreet  | 05 Feb 2012 9:53 p.m. PST |
If it takes half a chicken half an hour to lay half an egg, how long does it take for awholefrogwithawoodenlegtokicktheseedsoutof a watermelon? |
 Parzival | 05 Feb 2012 10:37 p.m. PST |
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| cavcrazy | 05 Feb 2012 10:39 p.m. PST |
Depends on the size of the watermelon. |
| NWMike | 05 Feb 2012 11:43 p.m. PST |
Oh….I thought you said a question for the AGED! I'll just dodder off now. |
| Farstar | 06 Feb 2012 12:01 a.m. PST |
If it has a wooden leg, who did it steal it from? You said the frog was whole. |
Connard Sage  | 06 Feb 2012 7:49 a.m. PST |
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| DJCoaltrain | 06 Feb 2012 11:39 a.m. PST |
"Yes, you can catch measles a second time!" |
| flicking wargamer | 06 Feb 2012 1:26 p.m. PST |
This is an old question from way back when when watermelons had seeds. |
| Grizzlymc | 06 Feb 2012 2:48 p.m. PST |
Where I live they still do.
ASnd aint no frogs with wooden legs. |
| Zephyr1 | 06 Feb 2012 3:21 p.m. PST |
That is not a third leg on that frog…. *shocked smiley* |
| SECURITY MINISTER CRITTER | 07 Feb 2012 12:21 a.m. PST |
Have I entered a parallel TMP???????????????????????????
First Yardoz and now this. |
| skyking20 | 07 Feb 2012 3:01 p.m. PST |
It takes 29 years to complete the environmental impact statement for removing seeds from a water melon. It takes another 7 years of practice in the PSL(Pumpkin Kicking League) to get qualified. So after an investment of 36 years the frog can now kick the seeds out of the watermelon. However the average life span of a domesticate frog is about three years. So the seeds will be kicked by the great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandson of the original frog – who will not have a wooden leg but 4 mutant legs that developed from living near a nuclear waste dump. The good news is he can do it 4 times faster! |
| flooglestreet | 08 Feb 2012 3:20 a.m. PST |
Sky, that's only because ice cream has no bones. |
| Grizzlymc | 08 Feb 2012 2:03 p.m. PST |
Must be some new fangled thing – boneless ice cream, seedless water melon, what next? |
| flooglestreet | 08 Feb 2012 2:10 p.m. PST |
Must be some new fangled thing – boneless ice cream, seedless water melon, what next? Fartless beans
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| Zephyr1 | 09 Feb 2012 3:29 p.m. PST |
Yes, but… what will racing bicyclists replace it with to get that extra burst of speed when they need it? |
| flooglestreet | 10 Feb 2012 4:07 a.m. PST |
Yes, but… what will racing bicyclists replace it with to get that extra burst of speed when they need it? Lance Armstrongs other nut. |
| skyking20 | 10 Feb 2012 9:41 a.m. PST |
fartless beans and fast trail drives are myths! But boneless ice cream? The what have I been eating all these years? |
