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Personal logo flooglestreet Supporting Member of TMP05 Feb 2012 9:53 p.m. PST

If it takes half a chicken half an hour to lay half an egg, how long does it take for awholefrogwithawoodenlegtokicktheseedsoutof a watermelon?

Personal logo Parzival Supporting Member of TMP05 Feb 2012 10:37 p.m. PST

42?

cavcrazy05 Feb 2012 10:39 p.m. PST

Depends on the size of the watermelon.

NWMike05 Feb 2012 11:43 p.m. PST

Oh….I thought you said a question for the AGED! I'll just dodder off now.

Farstar Inactive Member06 Feb 2012 12:01 a.m. PST

If it has a wooden leg, who did it steal it from? You said the frog was whole.

Connard Sage Inactive Member06 Feb 2012 7:49 a.m. PST

Dave

DJCoaltrain06 Feb 2012 11:39 a.m. PST

"Yes, you can catch measles a second time!"

flicking wargamer06 Feb 2012 1:26 p.m. PST

This is an old question from way back when when watermelons had seeds.

Grizzlymc Inactive Member06 Feb 2012 2:48 p.m. PST

Where I live they still do.
ASnd aint no frogs with wooden legs.

Zephyr106 Feb 2012 3:21 p.m. PST

That is not a third leg on that frog…. *shocked smiley*

SECURITY MINISTER CRITTER Inactive Member07 Feb 2012 12:21 a.m. PST

Have I entered a parallel TMP???????????????????????????
First Yardoz and now this.

skyking20 Inactive Member07 Feb 2012 3:01 p.m. PST

It takes 29 years to complete the environmental impact statement for removing seeds from a water melon. It takes another 7 years of practice in the PSL(Pumpkin Kicking League) to get qualified. So after an investment of 36 years the frog can now kick the seeds out of the watermelon. However the average life span of a domesticate frog is about three years. So the seeds will be kicked by the great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandson of the original frog – who will not have a wooden leg but 4 mutant legs that developed from living near a nuclear waste dump. The good news is he can do it 4 times faster!

Personal logo flooglestreet Supporting Member of TMP08 Feb 2012 3:20 a.m. PST

Sky, that's only because ice cream has no bones.

Grizzlymc Inactive Member08 Feb 2012 2:03 p.m. PST

Must be some new fangled thing – boneless ice cream, seedless water melon, what next?

Personal logo flooglestreet Supporting Member of TMP08 Feb 2012 2:10 p.m. PST

Must be some new fangled thing boneless ice cream, seedless water melon, what next?

Fartless beans
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Zephyr109 Feb 2012 3:29 p.m. PST

Yes, but… what will racing bicyclists replace it with to get that extra burst of speed when they need it?

Personal logo flooglestreet Supporting Member of TMP10 Feb 2012 4:07 a.m. PST

Yes, but… what will racing bicyclists replace it with to get that extra burst of speed when they need it?

Lance Armstrongs other nut.

skyking20 Inactive Member10 Feb 2012 9:41 a.m. PST

fartless beans and fast trail drives are myths! But boneless ice cream? The what have I been eating all these years?

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