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Andrew Preziosi31 Jan 2012 11:02 a.m. PST

Super Happy Rocket #1 Oriental Cleaning, Laundry and Taxidermy Super Mega Big Store!

Norman D Landings31 Jan 2012 11:17 a.m. PST

Look… don't mess me about, here. I need that shirt, okay?

GR C1731 Jan 2012 11:32 a.m. PST

What do mean you don't have my shirt? I got my ticket!

SBminisguy31 Jan 2012 12:03 p.m. PST

No ticket, nooooooo shirt! You go away now!

Grizzlymc Inactive Member31 Jan 2012 12:41 p.m. PST

I here they stuff it every time.

Terrement Supporting Member of TMP31 Jan 2012 12:57 p.m. PST

Your shirt no here anymore time. We no shred it in dryer because you never bring one time. You ticket no belong to shirt.

epturner Supporting Member of TMP31 Jan 2012 1:13 p.m. PST

Oh yah, da Fung Wah bus!

Eric

Wolfshanza Inactive Member31 Jan 2012 1:24 p.m. PST

You likee egg roll with that ?

David Manley31 Jan 2012 1:35 p.m. PST

"Super Happy Rocket #1 Oriental Cleaning, Laundry and Taxidermy Super Mega Big Store!"

Isn't that the name of the RN's new missile? :)

Personal logo flooglestreet Supporting Member of TMP31 Jan 2012 2:27 p.m. PST

You already stuffed shirt.

SBminisguy31 Jan 2012 2:27 p.m. PST

Shirt now on display -- see? We take big bear and stuff it for other client, shirt look good on it. You want shirt? Buy Bear!!

Norman D Landings31 Jan 2012 2:35 p.m. PST

What do I want with a bear, for fu… I mean, it's a Bleeped text great Grizzly or whatever. How would I even get it home?

How did you get my shirt on it in the first place anyway?

Sundance Supporting Member of TMP31 Jan 2012 4:00 p.m. PST

No tickee, no laundlee!

SBminisguy31 Jan 2012 9:33 p.m. PST

How you get Bear home? You need power lifter. Poooowweeerr Lifter! I call my cousin, he has best power lifters on station. I get you good price. I talk to him for you, make special deal just for you!!

Personal logo flooglestreet Supporting Member of TMP01 Feb 2012 12:23 a.m. PST

Nocando, Numbah one bear, you pay extra for bear.

Norman D Landings01 Feb 2012 4:01 a.m. PST

Okay, that's for the bear… same again for Chung Kee the powerlifter ("POWAHLIFTAAAH!" yes, thankyou Chung Kee) 10% for his agent, $15.99 USD 'Bear Tax', I'm not sure that's even a real thing….

What? Tip? TIP? No, no tip. NO.
No, I'm just going to take my bear and my…


Wait.


This isn't my shirt.


This… this isn't my shirt. I want my money back!

Personal logo flooglestreet Supporting Member of TMP01 Feb 2012 6:12 a.m. PST

What for you make trouble. Go home now, Mister No Money Man.

SBminisguy01 Feb 2012 8:52 a.m. PST

What, you no like shirt?? I go to extra work to get you great Bear, great Shirt and great Power Lifter at special prices. I call my cousin, he a busy man, he no have time, but I call him and say cousin, I have special customer, numba one customer I need your help. He say No Way, Too Busy! But I say cousin, I save your life when you choking on piece of food, you owe me extra big favor! He say ok, how can I help? So I spend lotsa time and get you extra special price, my cousin very busy man, and he picks out best power lifter and gets you price so low his children not eat tonight. And now you no like shirt??

Norman D Landings01 Feb 2012 12:08 p.m. PST

Does… does anybody want to buy a bear?


….numbah one bear… (sniff)

Personal logo flooglestreet Supporting Member of TMP01 Feb 2012 1:27 p.m. PST

He does

picture

Norman D Landings01 Feb 2012 1:58 p.m. PST

Typical… just when you think your day couldn't get any worse, up strolls a big hairy Jock in hooker boots.

Zephyr101 Feb 2012 3:24 p.m. PST

You want shirt? I give you shirt! It red! Bye-bye, you go die on TV show now!

Wolfshanza Inactive Member01 Feb 2012 6:09 p.m. PST

All your' shirt berong to us…bear, too !

goragrad01 Feb 2012 10:45 p.m. PST

Actually I saw that bear last night on the way home. Turned off Fifth Ave. up Dexter Street on the edge of town and there he was, black as a witch's heart.

Didn't see the shirt though, he must have taken it off. Or maybe the laundry decided to keep it.

Bear didn't hang around long enough for any conversation. Which was okay as I had some Chinese takeout in the truck with me. Apparently the twice cooked pork and almond chicken didn't interest him (her?). Looked pretty well fed for mid-winter, surprised your shirt would have fit.

But then I suppose it could have been a different bear. This one didn't really look Chinese.

Norman D Landings02 Feb 2012 5:18 a.m. PST

Mine was a kind of lop-sided Grizzly with the stuffing coming out. Last seen up a back alley with Sean Connery hanging off the back of it.

I made a run for it at that point. I hope they'll be very happy together.

Grizzlymc Inactive Member03 Feb 2012 12:37 p.m. PST

Why you treat bear bad so?

You no like bear you treat bad so!

What for you wanna take shirt?
You got plenty shirt, bear he jus got that one.

Bear he numbawan, you numbaten.

Personal logo flooglestreet Supporting Member of TMP03 Feb 2012 10:30 p.m. PST

Bear Catholic, Pope shirt in woods.

number414 Feb 2012 7:48 p.m. PST

Personally, I don't give a shirt

Grizzlymc Inactive Member15 Feb 2012 9:44 a.m. PST

You no give shirt, how bear he shirt in woods?

Personal logo flooglestreet Supporting Member of TMP15 Feb 2012 12:37 p.m. PST

No bear shirt in woods Pope he one bigfella shirt in woods.

Grizzlymc Inactive Member15 Feb 2012 5:28 p.m. PST

Me no likeee woods, stinkeee too much
Wat for you want shirt in my shop?

Personal logo flooglestreet Supporting Member of TMP15 Feb 2012 8:45 p.m. PST

No shirt in shop, POOOWAAALIFFFTAAH in shop.

Grizzlymc Inactive Member16 Feb 2012 5:35 a.m. PST

You lifta my shirt, I powa you face.

Wat for you come here an waste my time huh?

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