| 15th Hussar | 31 Jan 2012 11:02 a.m. PST |
Super Happy Rocket #1 Oriental Cleaning, Laundry and Taxidermy Super Mega Big Store! |
| Norman D Landings | 31 Jan 2012 11:17 a.m. PST |
Look… don't mess me about, here. I need that shirt, okay? |
| GR C17 | 31 Jan 2012 11:32 a.m. PST |
What do mean you don't have my shirt? I got my ticket! |
| SBminisguy | 31 Jan 2012 12:03 p.m. PST |
No ticket, nooooooo shirt! You go away now! |
| Grizzlymc | 31 Jan 2012 12:41 p.m. PST |
I here they stuff it every time. |
| epturner | 31 Jan 2012 1:13 p.m. PST |
Oh yah, da Fung Wah bus! Eric |
 Wolfshanza  | 31 Jan 2012 1:24 p.m. PST |
You likee egg roll with that ? |
| David Manley | 31 Jan 2012 1:35 p.m. PST |
"Super Happy Rocket #1 Oriental Cleaning, Laundry and Taxidermy Super Mega Big Store!" Isn't that the name of the RN's new missile? :) |
| flooglestreet | 31 Jan 2012 2:27 p.m. PST |
You already stuffed shirt. |
| SBminisguy | 31 Jan 2012 2:27 p.m. PST |
Shirt now on display -- see? We take big bear and stuff it for other client, shirt look good on it. You want shirt? Buy Bear!! |
| Norman D Landings | 31 Jan 2012 2:35 p.m. PST |
What do I want with a bear, for fu… I mean, it's a  great Grizzly or whatever. How would I even get it home? How did you get my shirt on it in the first place anyway? |
| Sundance | 31 Jan 2012 4:00 p.m. PST |
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| SBminisguy | 31 Jan 2012 9:33 p.m. PST |
How you get Bear home? You need power lifter. Poooowweeerr Lifter! I call my cousin, he has best power lifters on station. I get you good price. I talk to him for you, make special deal just for you!! |
| flooglestreet | 01 Feb 2012 12:23 a.m. PST |
Nocando, Numbah one bear, you pay extra for bear. |
| Norman D Landings | 01 Feb 2012 4:01 a.m. PST |
Okay, that's for the bear… same again for Chung Kee the powerlifter ("POWAHLIFTAAAH!" yes, thankyou Chung Kee) 10% for his agent, $15.99 USD 'Bear Tax', I'm not sure that's even a real thing…. What? Tip? TIP? No, no tip. NO.
No, I'm just going to take my bear and my…
Wait.
This isn't my shirt.
This… this isn't my shirt. I want my money back!
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| flooglestreet | 01 Feb 2012 6:12 a.m. PST |
What for you make trouble. Go home now, Mister No Money Man. |
| SBminisguy | 01 Feb 2012 8:52 a.m. PST |
What, you no like shirt?? I go to extra work to get you great Bear, great Shirt and great Power Lifter at special prices. I call my cousin, he a busy man, he no have time, but I call him and say cousin, I have special customer, numba one customer I need your help. He say No Way, Too Busy! But I say cousin, I save your life when you choking on piece of food, you owe me extra big favor! He say ok, how can I help? So I spend lotsa time and get you extra special price, my cousin very busy man, and he picks out best power lifter and gets you price so low his children not eat tonight. And now you no like shirt?? |
| Norman D Landings | 01 Feb 2012 12:08 p.m. PST |
Does… does anybody want to buy a bear?
….numbah one bear… (sniff)
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| flooglestreet | 01 Feb 2012 1:27 p.m. PST |
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| Norman D Landings | 01 Feb 2012 1:58 p.m. PST |
Typical… just when you think your day couldn't get any worse, up strolls a big hairy Jock in hooker boots. |
| Zephyr1 | 01 Feb 2012 3:24 p.m. PST |
You want shirt? I give you shirt! It red! Bye-bye, you go die on TV show now! |
| Wolfshanza | 01 Feb 2012 6:09 p.m. PST |
All your' shirt berong to us…bear, too ! |
| goragrad | 01 Feb 2012 10:45 p.m. PST |
Actually I saw that bear last night on the way home. Turned off Fifth Ave. up Dexter Street on the edge of town and there he was, black as a witch's heart. Didn't see the shirt though, he must have taken it off. Or maybe the laundry decided to keep it. Bear didn't hang around long enough for any conversation. Which was okay as I had some Chinese takeout in the truck with me. Apparently the twice cooked pork and almond chicken didn't interest him (her?). Looked pretty well fed for mid-winter, surprised your shirt would have fit. But then I suppose it could have been a different bear. This one didn't really look Chinese. |
| Norman D Landings | 02 Feb 2012 5:18 a.m. PST |
Mine was a kind of lop-sided Grizzly with the stuffing coming out. Last seen up a back alley with Sean Connery hanging off the back of it. I made a run for it at that point. I hope they'll be very happy together. |
| Grizzlymc | 03 Feb 2012 12:37 p.m. PST |
Why you treat bear bad so? You no like bear you treat bad so! What for you wanna take shirt?
You got plenty shirt, bear he jus got that one. Bear he numbawan, you numbaten. |
| flooglestreet | 03 Feb 2012 10:30 p.m. PST |
Bear Catholic, Pope shirt in woods. |
| number4 | 14 Feb 2012 7:48 p.m. PST |
Personally, I don't give a shirt |
| Grizzlymc | 15 Feb 2012 9:44 a.m. PST |
You no give shirt, how bear he shirt in woods? |
| flooglestreet | 15 Feb 2012 12:37 p.m. PST |
No bear shirt in woods Pope he one bigfella shirt in woods. |
| Grizzlymc | 15 Feb 2012 5:28 p.m. PST |
Me no likeee woods, stinkeee too much
Wat for you want shirt in my shop? |
| flooglestreet | 15 Feb 2012 8:45 p.m. PST |
No shirt in shop, POOOWAAALIFFFTAAH in shop. |
| Grizzlymc | 16 Feb 2012 5:35 a.m. PST |
You lifta my shirt, I powa you face. Wat for you come here an waste my time huh? |
