flooglestreet | 10 Nov 2011 1:48 p.m. PST |
Assume Lucasfilms has decided to remake the first 3 Star Wars movies as slasher flicks and you have been hired as one of the screenwriters. Your first assignment is to come up with a death scene for Jar Jar Binks. How would you have him bite the big one? |
captainquirk | 10 Nov 2011 1:54 p.m. PST |
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Bob in Edmonton | 10 Nov 2011 1:55 p.m. PST |
And, on that (remarkably non-wargaming) note, the Star Wars board is now turned off. I really wish we weren't automatically subscribed to each new board as it comes online. |
thosmoss | 10 Nov 2011 1:57 p.m. PST |
Cage match with Roger Rabbit. |
Fifty4 | 10 Nov 2011 1:58 p.m. PST |
;-) He lives to a ripe old age and then chokes on his tongue in his sleep. After causing the rise of the Empire of course. Because, you know, that was a REALLY cool part of the story. |
richarDISNEY | 10 Nov 2011 1:59 p.m. PST |
You mean
. Darth Jar Jar?
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Caesar | 10 Nov 2011 1:59 p.m. PST |
If Lucas remade them, there would be more Jar Jar, not less! |
leidang | 10 Nov 2011 2:02 p.m. PST |
He gets captured by the guys from the show "Swamp People" and turned into dinner and some new boots. |
Space Monkey | 10 Nov 2011 2:03 p.m. PST |
He's a cartoon rabbit so the slasher uses 'The Dip' on him. |
Micman | 10 Nov 2011 2:08 p.m. PST |
With as little talking as possible. Perhaps he should be on Alderaan when it was blown up. Then we would not have to see or hear him again. |
SonofThor | 10 Nov 2011 2:11 p.m. PST |
Being eaten by Georgie the Hutt! |
Old Bear | 10 Nov 2011 2:17 p.m. PST |
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Oddball | 10 Nov 2011 2:18 p.m. PST |
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David Manley | 10 Nov 2011 2:20 p.m. PST |
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dandiggler | 10 Nov 2011 2:28 p.m. PST |
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14Bore | 10 Nov 2011 2:29 p.m. PST |
The biggest mistake? something simple like "Where's JarJar?" "Oh he's dead" and leave it at that |
M C MonkeyDew | 10 Nov 2011 2:30 p.m. PST |
Die? Heck no! He should become the eternal Emperor. By far the most entertaining character in the series. |
M C MonkeyDew | 10 Nov 2011 2:33 p.m. PST |
@ Bob in Edmonton; I did turn it off and yet it is appearing in Nappy's. Appropriate on quite a few levels really :) |
WarWizard | 10 Nov 2011 2:34 p.m. PST |
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John the Greater | 10 Nov 2011 2:48 p.m. PST |
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CPT Jake | 10 Nov 2011 3:02 p.m. PST |
How should Jar Jar die? He shouldn't. If these are gonna be remade, it will tick off the fan base anyway. May as well have jar Jar be The Hero and complete the insult. |
Custer7thcav | 10 Nov 2011 3:04 p.m. PST |
have aaahhnold go back as a terminator in time (it was a long long time ago --was it not?) and wipe out the seed of all gunguns so as to have them never exist at all. me so just saying
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skippy0001 | 10 Nov 2011 3:06 p.m. PST |
What else? A Light ChainSaw Duel. |
Glengarry 2 | 10 Nov 2011 3:13 p.m. PST |
What did George Lucas do that he should be so hated? Making bad movies is hardly a crime! I know generations of kids who love/hate Star Wars and endlessly obsess over every aspect of these stupid films! It's like they are scarred for life! George Lucas is not going to give you your childhood back! Get over it! Aaaaahhhh! |
Captain Gideon | 10 Nov 2011 3:14 p.m. PST |
Just for the record I am a HUGE JAR JAR BINKS fan and I'll defend him to the best of my ability. That being said flooglestreet I had to comment on this topic which is totally stupid,I mean do you and the others hate JAR JAR that much to see him die? To me JAR JAR BINKS is the real hero and all of you are real zeros. Captain Gideon |
M C MonkeyDew | 10 Nov 2011 3:17 p.m. PST |
Go Captain Go! With you 100 percent on this one. |
vojvoda | 10 Nov 2011 3:25 p.m. PST |
Slowly and painfully, the reason everyone but two hate him is he was only in the movie for the money on a new toy, added nothing to the plot and they kept him around for numbers 2 and 3. VR James Mattes
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Patrick R | 10 Nov 2011 3:29 p.m. PST |
Barbed wire, gasoline, a blunt rusty hacksaw and a rubber chicken. |
Stealth1000 | 10 Nov 2011 3:42 p.m. PST |
Anything out of SAW will do. |
flooglestreet | 10 Nov 2011 4:04 p.m. PST |
Brain transplant with a KFC chicken. Absorbed by intelligent sham wows. |
Cyrus the Great | 10 Nov 2011 4:17 p.m. PST |
Mesa say slow and painful okie day? |
14Bore | 10 Nov 2011 4:35 p.m. PST |
How about a cameo bit roll in a Itchy and Scratchy show? |
Angel Barracks | 10 Nov 2011 4:59 p.m. PST |
Off screen, don't give it any more screen time. |
Olaf the hairy | 10 Nov 2011 5:02 p.m. PST |
I was hoping Anakin would kill him in a fit of rage as part of his journey to the dark side. He should get one of his stupid feet caught in some machinery and get pulled right through, and then someone should shoot what comes out the other side |
Greg B | 10 Nov 2011 5:04 p.m. PST |
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GoGators | 10 Nov 2011 5:14 p.m. PST |
Nuke him from orbit. Only way to be sure. |
flooglestreet | 10 Nov 2011 5:26 p.m. PST |
Assign him to security on the U.S.S. Enterprise. |
Supercilius Maximus | 10 Nov 2011 5:41 p.m. PST |
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SgtPain | 10 Nov 2011 5:49 p.m. PST |
Very slowly and VERY painfully just like the movies he in. |
John the OFM | 10 Nov 2011 5:54 p.m. PST |
He gets his ears caught in a helicopter blade. |
richarDISNEY | 10 Nov 2011 6:35 p.m. PST |
I had no issue with Jar Jar
Just another character that is more kid friendly.
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haywire | 10 Nov 2011 6:52 p.m. PST |
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Wolfprophet | 10 Nov 2011 6:54 p.m. PST |
Ingloriously shot in the back during some botched attempt at heroics. Completely unlike General Tarples in the new season of the Clone Wars, who went down fighting Grievous in hand-to-hand combat and left him stunned enough for his men to capture. |
Clovis Sangrail | 10 Nov 2011 6:58 p.m. PST |
Quick question, what has this to do with the Napoleonic period? |
Ron W DuBray | 10 Nov 2011 8:27 p.m. PST |
eaten by ewacks then they all die of food poisoning |
Flat Beer and Cold Pizza | 10 Nov 2011 8:44 p.m. PST |
Alone
in the rain. Papa Hemingway would be proud. Barring that, I'd settle for seeing him trapped in an escape pod with a Xenomorph. |
vojvoda | 10 Nov 2011 9:46 p.m. PST |
Good one Haywire! VR James Mattes |
Etranger | 10 Nov 2011 10:25 p.m. PST |
Slowly, painfully and off screen
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General Montcalm | 10 Nov 2011 10:28 p.m. PST |
I'm torn between as fast and as close to the start as possible, or as slow and lingeringly painful as possible. |
Der Alte Fritz | 10 Nov 2011 10:32 p.m. PST |
Suddenly crushed to death under foot of one of the Empire's giant walkers. |