kreoseus2 | 27 Aug 2011 11:00 a.m. PST |
As it came up on another post, what minor tv annoyances should be tied to the stake at low tide to the Kraken, and in what order ? Oprah may count as 2 choices ( and meals for the kraken). |
Pictors Studio | 27 Aug 2011 11:08 a.m. PST |
Nicholas Cage Keanaue Reeves That would be good with me. |
53Punisher | 27 Aug 2011 11:10 a.m. PST |
Joy Behar (include all talk show hosts and all hosts/"stars" of reality shows) most Fox News anchors (add some MSNBC ones too), the guy on Antiques Roadshow who always wears the Dr. Who plaid suit
need I go on? |
bracken | 27 Aug 2011 11:13 a.m. PST |
All wanna be's ! That includes foot ballers girl friends, katie price AKA Jordan every one who's ever being on big brother , and let's not forget I'm a celebrity get me out of here ! |
Cyclops | 27 Aug 2011 11:13 a.m. PST |
Piers Morgan. Once described, correctly IMHO, as a 'human oilslick'. |
Spreewaldgurken | 27 Aug 2011 11:15 a.m. PST |
Why must we be limited to the minor ones? |
SECURITY MINISTER CRITTER | 27 Aug 2011 11:19 a.m. PST |
The Kardassians, and their Pimp Step Father
Tavis Smiley!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Flat Beer and Cold Pizza | 27 Aug 2011 11:26 a.m. PST |
The entire cast of "The Jersey Shore", Rob Schneider, any celebrity lawyer you can think of, the crew of the Sea Shepherd
man, I could do this all day. |
nnascati | 27 Aug 2011 11:34 a.m. PST |
All of the Kardashians, the Jersey Shore cast, Ben Stiller, Adam Sandler, most of the blond, female "singers" under 30. |
Mako11 | 27 Aug 2011 11:35 a.m. PST |
Lots of good choices above, but some may actually kill a kraken, so not sure they are advised. |
J Womack 94 | 27 Aug 2011 12:21 p.m. PST |
The silicon and botox additives in many celebs could indeed be toxic to a mere titan like the Kraken. Let's add the parents of the kids in pageants. Toddlers and Tiaras is evil. |
ROBemis | 27 Aug 2011 12:27 p.m. PST |
oh that's easy! So as that we can get back to talking about gaming
John the OFM and the Editor!..and maybe Connard and Bede
and some others
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Dentatus | 27 Aug 2011 1:02 p.m. PST |
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Lee Brilleaux | 27 Aug 2011 1:41 p.m. PST |
I nominate Donald Trump, so he can get furious about the 'minor celebrity' title. But, heck, I'd be happy to promote him to major celebrity if he's okay with being fed to the Kraken. I'd push him in myself. |
Norman D Landings | 27 Aug 2011 2:22 p.m. PST |
Jedward. Danny Dyer. Jeremy Kyle. Julie Burchill. Frank Sidebottom. Ricky Tomlinson. Carla Lane. Peter Stringfellow. Bez. Derek Acorah. 'Doctor' Gillian McKeith. Darcus Howe. Russel Grant. Paris Hilton. Kerry Katona. Callum Best. Paul Danan. Tracy Emin. Dave Courtney. Jeremy Clarkson. James Whale. Gary Bushell. Pete Doherty. Ross Kemp. The McVities biscuit executive responsible for the discontinuation of Marmite-flavoured Mini Cheddars. And I'd squirt them with lemon juice first, so when the jagged rows of teeth rip into them like a rotivator chewing up a lawn
. it stings just a little bit more. |
BW1959 | 27 Aug 2011 2:25 p.m. PST |
How about Justin Beiber, and and the cast of the Twilight movies. |
John the OFM | 27 Aug 2011 2:25 p.m. PST |
All "singers" who need dancers. Britney, GaGa, Madonna
And all the emo "male" singers that infest sensitive commercials. The Geico cavemen, but only because I think they would put up a good fight. That would be entertaining, and it seems their commercials have died out. Vince MacMahon and his daughter Stefanie and her husband Triple H. Of course, they don't have much meat on their bones, so we would have to lash them two at a time to the stake. |
Gennorm | 27 Aug 2011 2:33 p.m. PST |
Anybody who has been (or is) on Celebrity Big Brother. |
Norman D Landings | 27 Aug 2011 2:37 p.m. PST |
Oh, yeah, I forgot
D. B. Pierre. Louis Spence. Axl Rose. Bristol Palin. Cheryl Cole. Stephen Baldwin. Brian Sewell. Justin Bieber. Dappy. Peaches Geldof. Peter Andre. Simon Cowell. Anyone who looks like Simon Cowell with a moustache
in case he's trying to escape by employing the tactic of disguise. John Barrowman. The guy from the 'Go Compare' advert. Sharon Osbourne. Gok Wan James Corden. Alan Carr. |
Battle Phlox | 27 Aug 2011 2:44 p.m. PST |
The Energizer Bunny Pillsbury Doughboy Anybody in a medical device commercial. Lawyers on T.V. commercials trying to find clients for class action lawsuits. |
Grand Duke Natokina | 27 Aug 2011 3:00 p.m. PST |
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Qurchi Bashi | 27 Aug 2011 3:12 p.m. PST |
The exit from the Big Brother house should lead straight to the Kraken feeding tank. |
Norman D Landings | 27 Aug 2011 3:28 p.m. PST |
Katy Brand. Paul Burrel. Karen Taylor. Stephen K. Amos. Craig Ferguson. Josie Lawrence. Sienna Miller. Jane Horrocks. Craig David. Paddy McGuinness. Phil Collins. Alan Jackson. Maradona. Uri Geller. Paul O'Grady. Stephenie Meyer. Mike Ashley. Sepp Blatter. Louis Hamilton. Miley Cyrus. Michael Carrol. Jeffrey Archer. Michael Barrymore. I like this thread. We should definitely get a kraken. I'd chip in for one. |
Flashman14 | 27 Aug 2011 3:42 p.m. PST |
It will take all of them as well as all the third rate ones to satiate the kraken. |
ochoin deach | 27 Aug 2011 3:54 p.m. PST |
Jimerson Kapling Aridne Mc Pherson Brotherton Muller |
kreoseus2 | 27 Aug 2011 3:54 p.m. PST |
So how much is a kraken and where do we get one ? It shouldn't be too dear if we split it between as of us
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Norman D Landings | 27 Aug 2011 4:37 p.m. PST |
Giles Coren. Alexander McCall Smith. Kirstie Allsop. Sarah Beeny. The entire cast of 'Sex and the City'. Jonathan Togo. Spalding Gray. Anne Robinson. Ben Elton. Vernon Kay. Teri Hatcher. Need sleep
but there are still so many who deserve to be on the list! What if they succumb to natural causes during the night, and cheat their fate? (AKA: 'Doing a Winehouse') |
skinkmasterreturns | 27 Aug 2011 4:51 p.m. PST |
While none of you will probably relate to this,My selection would be Mark Johnson,tv weatherman channel 5 in Cleveland Ohio. This jackwagon is so sensationalist that anytime it sprinkles out,he portrays it as a major typhoon.I myself do not watch him,but every time I visit my parents,I have to hear his annoying voice in the background.I would prefer that the Kraken eat him quickly. |
John D Salt | 27 Aug 2011 4:56 p.m. PST |
I am pleased to say that I have never heard of most of these people. I feel that my life is not lacking enrichment as a result. However, I do second Mexican Jack Squint's recommendation re Donald Trump, for crimes against hair, taste, and irony. All the best, John. |
Sundance | 27 Aug 2011 6:31 p.m. PST |
I'll go with the above, plus Britney, Lindsay Lohan and the rest of their ilk. |
Patrick R | 27 Aug 2011 7:11 p.m. PST |
What has the Kraken done to deserve such a horrible tummy ache ? I'd just go for the ol' nuke from orbit
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John the OFM | 27 Aug 2011 8:20 p.m. PST |
I never heard of 90% of these "celebrities"
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ochoin deach | 27 Aug 2011 9:10 p.m. PST |
I never heard of 90% of these "celebrities"
I'm very glad of that John as I made my list up. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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Tazman49684 | 27 Aug 2011 9:32 p.m. PST |
The whole legislative branch and all the retirees from such
.:) |
Dentatus | 27 Aug 2011 9:33 p.m. PST |
I'm sorry. I misread the question. I thought you asked 'should' they be fed
Yes, to all the above. |
Grand Duke Natokina | 27 Aug 2011 10:13 p.m. PST |
Norman, we are going to one fat Kraken if all those people are fed to it. |
Cpt Arexu | 27 Aug 2011 10:19 p.m. PST |
Isn't Spalding Gray already dead (check, he shuffled off 10 Jan 2004)? Not much there to give the Kraken
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SECURITY MINISTER CRITTER | 27 Aug 2011 11:43 p.m. PST |
Add Alan Alda, and I can die a happy man. |
Wargamer Blue | 28 Aug 2011 1:47 a.m. PST |
If I can feed that singer Adel to the Kraken I will be very happy. |
Connard Sage | 28 Aug 2011 1:58 a.m. PST |
Frank Sidebottom No longer fresh Norm. link I can't find much else wrong with your lists though
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Norman D Landings | 28 Aug 2011 2:29 a.m. PST |
Tch
two dead 'uns. Even though we're rid of them, I still feel vaguely cheated. Moral question, though
Barney the Dinosaur really grips my colon. Given that 'Barney the Dinosaur' does not actually exist, per se, and is merely portrayed by an actor or actors
would it be unethical to feed that actor (or actors) to the kraken? (whilst in costume, obviously.) |
bracken | 28 Aug 2011 6:13 a.m. PST |
I can't believe someone's said the Pillsbury doughboy ! That's just wrong ! Wrong wrong wrong !!! |
Etranger | 28 Aug 2011 7:06 a.m. PST |
Good list Norm. One or two I might spare on the grounds of cruelty to the Kraken. Prfesumably we're going to televise this as Pro-Am Celebrity Kraken Feeding? As to Barney – definitely. That could be the matinee session for the kids. |
Mister X | 28 Aug 2011 8:14 a.m. PST |
On the kraken subject, there is nice Kraken (or Kraken relative) feeding scene in the latest "Conan the Barbarian" film. Not a great film, but a great feeding scene. Maybe clever computer people out in TMPlandia could insert famous "minor celebs" heads into a film still. |
Grand Duke Natokina | 28 Aug 2011 8:18 a.m. PST |
Norm, just show your 5 year old kid Jurassic Park and tell that's Barney on steroids. Those annoying songs will stop. |
Norman D Landings | 28 Aug 2011 8:39 a.m. PST |
Don King. Eric "monster" Hall. Vanessa Feltz. John McRirick. Esther Rantzen. Normski. Pamela Stephenson. Claudia Winkleman. Jodie Marsh. Pete Burns. Joe Pasquale. Janet Street Porter. Lauren Laverne. David Gest. Janice Dickinson. David Van Day. Jenny Eclair. Sheryl Gascoigne. Chris Moyles. Will Mellor. Janeane Garofalo. (in fact – how the heck has she got away up til now?! I can only apologise.) Bjork. Cerys Matthews. And I'd invite Stephen Fry down to watch, as a warning. "National icon or not, mate
" I'd tell him: "
less is more, yeah? Take the hint." |
WarrenB | 28 Aug 2011 2:56 p.m. PST |
Heck, Stephen Fry is one of the first I'd push in. Also: Piers 'Morgan' Moron. 'Signed by' Jordan. David Mitchell. Simon 'constipated weasel' Anstell David Walliams. John Barrowman. Whoopi Goldberg. Eoghain Quigley. Catherine Tate. Top of the heap: Jedward and Ricky Gervais. "Ooh. This kraken – this kraken – is going to eat me, yeh? It's all like 'ooh, I'm going to eat you, yeh?' Me. It's going to eat me. Do you know who I am? I've been in a film, yeh? Ooh, Barry off Eastenders, yeh? Whhhah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!" ----- Warren B. minisculpture.co.uk |
Space Monkey | 28 Aug 2011 3:50 p.m. PST |
Oh, most of these I'd let go
but I'd try to save Craig Ferguson, Janeane Garofalo and Ricky Gervais. Possibly by distracting the Kraken with Rush Limbaugh coated in a nice tartar sauce
maybe strap Al Sharpton to him so they wiggle and squirm a lot. |
SECURITY MINISTER CRITTER | 28 Aug 2011 8:05 p.m. PST |
Evidently they filmed Barney in Dallas, and a friend of mine had auditioned for it. He was lucky he said, to not become the most hated man in America. |
Paint it Pink | 29 Aug 2011 11:18 a.m. PST |
All of them, kill them all is what I say
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