Murphy | 04 Apr 2011 6:15 p.m. PST |
Late yesterday evening an assassination attempt was made on the life of His Excellency, President-For-Life P'hat Daddee B'wonah and other Government Officals
All current news can be found about it here: link Comments are welcome
More to come on this newsbreaking story!!!! (you can be sure of it)
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Bill Rosser | 04 Apr 2011 6:23 p.m. PST |
Thank goodness the "CRAP" didn't hit any fans of Phat Daddy. |
John the OFM | 04 Apr 2011 6:51 p.m. PST |
The President is OK??? God be praised! |
Sundance | 04 Apr 2011 7:19 p.m. PST |
Shocking, Murph. Absolutely shocking. Why would anyone want to hurt our beloved President-for-Life like that? |
War Minister Crittumbo | 04 Apr 2011 7:32 p.m. PST |
I have no Idea who it was, but I did get the license number of the gold Toyota as it sped away. |
SECURITY MINISTER CRITTER | 04 Apr 2011 7:35 p.m. PST |
Just got off the phone with Crittumbette, and she says she and the War Minister are okay! |
JimSelzer | 04 Apr 2011 9:51 p.m. PST |
maybe they were just trying to Bongle in the Jungle |
ashill2 | 05 Apr 2011 2:45 a.m. PST |
Was this on Fox News – did I miss it? |
Ed Mohrmann | 05 Apr 2011 2:52 a.m. PST |
There are rumors of a Mafia connection to the attempted hit. Apparently, counterfeit (how could they tell ?) BongoBux were found in a casino sometimes frequented by officials of what passes for a government in Bongolesia. |
PapaSync | 05 Apr 2011 6:26 a.m. PST |
Other witnesses say the saw Charlie Sheen in the area at the time. This is currently unconfirmed but please rest assured that our beloved gov't will plant
I mean find any evidence no matter where it may lie. 8\ |
ashill2 | 05 Apr 2011 9:34 a.m. PST |
Now that sounds like Fox News. |
SECURITY MINISTER CRITTER | 05 Apr 2011 6:05 p.m. PST |
Hope they find the Perps. |