| capncarp | 19 Feb 2011 7:43 p.m. PST |
Johnson, 'cause your shots are too low! Fer God's sake, we're in the impact zone! We can't take…
(Click) |
| The Shadow | 19 Feb 2011 8:48 p.m. PST |
…the last train for the coast…the day…the mu-sic died. We started singin'…bye bye miss American pie
drove my Chevy to the… click |
| capncarp | 19 Feb 2011 9:13 p.m. PST |
Saturday Night LIVE! And the other Not-Ready-For-Primetime-Players--Dan Ackroyd! Gilda Radner! John Belushi! Larraine Newman! Garrett Morris! And tonight's musical guest-- (Click) |
| The Shadow | 19 Feb 2011 10:21 p.m. PST |
…Johann Sebastian Bach. You mean that there might be a clue on the recording? No Effie. Take a look at this sheet music. There in the notes. It looks like some sort of… |
| Ghostrunner | 19 Feb 2011 10:44 p.m. PST |
"..freaking clown? I am so glad you find me funny. So how about you…" <Click> |
| 28mmMan | 20 Feb 2011 12:38 a.m. PST |
said Arthur, "it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young."…"Why, what did she tell you?"…"I don't know, I didn't listen…(click) |
| Etranger | 20 Feb 2011 3:27 a.m. PST |
"whatever you do, don't cross the streams……" <click> |
Ed Mohrmann  | 20 Feb 2011 5:44 a.m. PST |
with the aardvarks. Why ? Well, the aardvarks probably
won't mix well with <click> |
| capncarp | 20 Feb 2011 6:52 a.m. PST |
club soda, so have tonic water or bitter lemon to bring out the sweetness of the fruit. Remember, when you skewer the fruits, the cherries… (click) |
| The Shadow | 20 Feb 2011 8:23 a.m. PST |
…stay in the middle of the squad. Now spread out. Rivera…bring the radio up here. Bronski…you and Carraway bring the thirty over to the… click |
| 28mmMan | 20 Feb 2011 8:45 a.m. PST |
cat stalked unperturbed…Once I saw him monstrously perched atop a mountain of bones, and wondered at the secrets that might lie behind his yellow eyes…(click) |
| capncarp | 20 Feb 2011 8:02 p.m. PST |
…is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. but it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning. Henceforth Hitler's Nazis will meet equally well armed, and perhaps better armed troops. Hence forth they will have to face in many theatres… (click) |
| 28mmMan | 20 Feb 2011 10:22 p.m. PST |
the stuff of nightmare is their plain bread…They butter it with pain…They set their clocks by deathwatch beetles, and thrive the centuries…They were the men with the leather-ribbon whips who sweated up the Pyramids seasoning it with other people's salt and other people's cracked hearts…They coursed Europe on the White Horses of the Plague…They whispered to Caesar that he was mortal, then sold daggers at half-price in the grand March sale…Some must have been lazing clowns, foot props for emperors, princes, and epileptic popes…Then out on the road, Gypsies in time, their populations grew as the world grew, spread, and there was more delicious variety of pain to thrive on…The train put wheels under them and here they run down the log road out of the Gothic and baroque; look at their wagons and coaches, the carving like medieval shrines, all of it stuff once drawn by horses, mules, or, maybe, men…(click) |
| Ed Mohrmann | 21 Feb 2011 4:45 a.m. PST |
women and kids are flocking to our going out of business
sale ! Hundreds of items reduced well below retail, and
savings for YOU in the <click> |
| 28mmMan | 21 Feb 2011 7:12 a.m. PST |
the Wall…
We don't need no education
We dont need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers leave them kids alone
Hey! Teachers! Leave them kids alone!
All in all it's just another brick in the wall.
All in all you're just another brick in the wall. We don't need no education
We dont need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers leave them kids alone
Hey! Teachers! Leave them kids alone!
All in all it's just another brick in the wall.
All in all you're just another brick in the wall. "Wrong, Do it again!"
"If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you
have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"
"You! Yes, you behind the bikesheds, stand still…(click) |
| The Shadow | 21 Feb 2011 9:19 a.m. PST |
…head 'em off at the pass! OK "Hoppy". Let's go men! We'll cut through the… |
| Ed Mohrmann | 21 Feb 2011 10:56 a.m. PST |
BS and get right to the meat of the meeting. Hey – 'meat'
of the 'meeting' – funny, huh ! Anyway, back to the subject at hand – there's no reason
<click> |
| capncarp | 21 Feb 2011 11:44 a.m. PST |
you can't marry her, Arthur. But you have to ASK her first. Screw up your courage, lad, and pop the…
(click) |
| 28mmMan | 21 Feb 2011 3:24 p.m. PST |
Little Rabbit Foo Foo
Running through the forest
Scooping up the field mice
And bopping them on the head!
Down came the Good Fairy, and she said:
Little Rabbit Foo Foo
I don't wanna see you
Scooping up the field mice
And bopping them on the head!
I will give you three chances,
And if you don't behave, I will turn you into a…(click) |
| Etranger | 21 Feb 2011 4:53 p.m. PST |
….. I went home with the waitress, like I always do…. <click> |
| capncarp | 21 Feb 2011 7:22 p.m. PST |
-wa diddy, diddy-dum, diddy-doo,
Snappin' her fingers and shufflin' her feet,
Singin' Doo-wa diddy, diddy-dum, diddy-doo. She looked good,
She looked fine,
She looked good, she looked fine,
And I nearly lost… (click) |
| 28mmMan | 21 Feb 2011 7:48 p.m. PST |
is an American serial drama television series that predominantly follows the lives of the survivors of a plane crash on a mysterious tropical island…There, they must negotiate an unknown monster, an unpredictable group of prior occupants, strange, other worldly island inhabitants, polar bears, and each other as they try to survive and attract rescue…The main ingredients that have made Lost an icon for success have been its…(click) |
| The Shadow | 21 Feb 2011 8:10 p.m. PST |
ridiculous ideas! You have no proof Moto! Please say that you won't continue with this case. Excuse please. I promise the answer will always be 'yes,' unless 'no' is required. Now I must… |
| Ed Mohrmann | 21 Feb 2011 9:07 p.m. PST |
consult with learned counsel concerning this case.
The facts suggest, nay, declare, Defendant's innocence. The Persecutor (sic) will attempt to prove that on the
night in question <click> |
| 28mmMan | 22 Feb 2011 8:10 a.m. PST |
DON'T PANIC…If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now…because I'd far rather be happy than right any day..(click). |
| 28mmMan | 22 Feb 2011 9:35 a.m. PST |
the Marine Corps does not want robots…the Marine Corps wants killers…the Marine Corps wants to build indestructible men…men without fear…(click) |
| Ed Mohrmann | 22 Feb 2011 11:57 a.m. PST |
nor pain. If you've no pain sensors, you should, in
theory, be able to standup to almost any ordeal. Until,
of course, you expire from whatever it is which should
be causing you to feel pain, but isn't. We here at Blah Labs are dedicated to the consumer's <click> |
| The Shadow | 22 Feb 2011 12:00 p.m. PST |
…and the sheep are nervous. We don't want 'em any more spooked than they are. OK Roy. I'll try to calm 'em down and… |
| Grey Matter 13 | 22 Feb 2011 1:31 p.m. PST |
take the next caller. Hello, caller? You're on the air.. Yeah, hi, I'm Ray. First time caller, longtime listener. I have a question for the Dr. What do you do about… <click> |
| Ed Mohrmann | 22 Feb 2011 4:11 p.m. PST |
there's no time like the present – or is that there's
no time like the gift ? English as a Fourth language
can be so <click> |
| 28mmMan | 22 Feb 2011 5:41 p.m. PST |
if you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon…You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes…You are the lowest form of life on Earth…You are not even human, firetrucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian poo…Because I am hard you will not like me…But the more you hate me the more you will learn…I am hard but I am fair…There is no racial bigotry here…I do not look down on lions, monkeys, gators, or seagulls…Here you are all equally worthless…And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps…Do you maggots understand that…(click) |
| capncarp | 22 Feb 2011 5:45 p.m. PST |
delicious at such a low price!
Pepperoni!
Sausage and Mushroom!
Feta and Spinach!
Veggie-Lover's! Or try our Deep-Dish Challenge--if you can eat a whole Big-by-Huge Chicago style "Garbage-Can" Special in less than the current record of 35 minutes, you get half off your bill and a coupon for half off your next visit! Remember, Wojochowicz's Authentic Italian Pizzeria--where a little of your dough buys a lot of our… (Click) |
| The Shadow | 22 Feb 2011 6:06 p.m. PST |
…drugs! Good health to all…from Rexall! So stop in at your favorite… click |
| Ed Mohrmann | 22 Feb 2011 6:22 p.m. PST |
gendarmarie when next you're in Paris. Quite professional
and helpful to the anxious tourist are the police,
and always willing <click> |
| 28mmMan | 22 Feb 2011 6:39 p.m. PST |
Able Baker…Able Baker…on my mark…repeat your last repeat your last…(click) |
| Ed Mohrmann | 23 Feb 2011 4:56 a.m. PST |
night. During the day, a variety of activities are
planned for the amusement and entertainment of the
attendees, including <click> |
| 28mmMan | 23 Feb 2011 7:23 a.m. PST |
cuttlefish…Eh? Let us not, dear friends, forget our dear friends the cuttlefish…flipping glorious little sausages…Pen them up together, and they will devour each other without a second thought…Human nature, in'it? Ooor…fish nature…So yes…we could hold up here, well-provisioned and well-armed, and half of us would be dead within the month! Which seems grim to me any way you slice it! Or…ahh…as my learned colleague so naively suggests, we can release Calypso, and we can pray that she will be merciful…I rather doubt it…Can we, in fact, pretend that she is anything other than a woman scorned, like which fury Hell hath no? We cannot…Res ipsa loquitur, tabula in naufragio, we are left with but one option…I agree with, and I cannot believe the words are coming out of me mouth…Captain Swann…We must fight…(click) |
| The Shadow | 23 Feb 2011 8:19 a.m. PST |
…on beaches, landing grounds, in fields, in streets and on the hills. We shall never surrender and even if, which I do not for the moment believe, this island or a… click |
| 28mmMan | 23 Feb 2011 9:37 a.m. PST |
Gozer the Traveler…He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms…During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you…(click) |
| The Shadow | 23 Feb 2011 11:03 a.m. PST |
…this. A kiss is still a kiss.
A sigh is still a sigh
The fundamental things apply…as time goes… click |
| Ed Mohrmann | 23 Feb 2011 2:28 p.m. PST |
on and on and on, droning like a lawnmower engine on a
hot summer's day ! NO inflection ! NO variation in
tone ! Just the same <click> |
| 28mmMan | 23 Feb 2011 4:58 p.m. PST |
just another brick in the wall…just another brick in the wall…(click) |
| capncarp | 23 Feb 2011 8:53 p.m. PST |
-Mart will be the ruin of your community! Driving mom-and-pop businesses to ruin, then flooding us with substandard products. And worst of all, the low-lifes that shamble around in the store in the wee hours of the morning are nothing less than… (click) |
| The Shadow | 24 Feb 2011 12:31 a.m. PST |
…brutish, light fearing Morlocks. They have stolen my time machine, but I have… click |
| Ed Mohrmann | 24 Feb 2011 4:13 a.m. PST |
a pickle, for those who prefer a bit of sour with
their ice cream ! On to other recipes ! For those blah winter days when
life looks <click> |
| capncarp | 24 Feb 2011 4:33 a.m. PST |
unlikely on this planet, Captain. The atmosphere is corrosive, the proximity to the star pumps radiation levels to… (click) |
| Ed Mohrmann | 24 Feb 2011 7:18 a.m. PST |
3, 4, 5 – Exhale and REST ! Isn't yoga fun !? No,
Rachel, I heard those joints crack when you tried
to put your foot behind your head, so more flexercises
for you, my girl ! On your mats, everyone ! Time to <click> |
| The Shadow | 24 Feb 2011 7:40 a.m. PST |
…try to stump "The Answer man"! Rufus T. Firefly of Frostbite Falls Minnesota sent this question. How much wood can a woodchuck… click |
| capncarp | 24 Feb 2011 4:14 p.m. PST |
keep sanding until the dusky finish is an even tone throughout. And remember to keep changing the abrasive pads on the grinder so one area doesn't get more finish removed than another. After you have wiped off the dust with a soft cloth moistened with ethyl alcohol…
(Click) |
| Ed Mohrmann | 24 Feb 2011 5:26 p.m. PST |
is, rather than money, the root of all evil. It must be
stamped out ! Those far-seeing Dry's of the late 19th
century had it right ! Where is Carrie Nation when she
is so desperately <click> |
