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…next week when Bobby Benson and the B Bar B Riders
come riding fast and hard! And out in front, astride his golden palomino Amigo, the cowboy kid himself…

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you know, I have met some dumb blondes in my life, but you take the taco, pal! Only a *Carpathian* would come back to life now and choose New York! Tasty pick, bonehead! If you had brain one in that huge melon on top of your neck, you would be living the sweet life out in Southern California's beautiful San Fernando Valley…(click)

…where the deer and the antelope plaaay. And seldom is heard a discouraging word…and the skys…

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turned blue – he was choking ! Quickly

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…the Green Hornet moved into the warehouse signaling for Kato to follow.

"Leave Black Beauty running Kato. We'll need to make a fast exit if…

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you served my father in the Clone Wars; now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Empire…I regret that I am unable to present my father's request to you in person; but my ship has fallen under attack and I'm afraid my mission to bring you to Alderaan has failed…I've placed information vital to the survival of the rebellion into the memory systems of this R2 unit…My father will know how to retrieve it…You must see this droid safely delivered to him on Alderaan…This is our most desperate hour…Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only

…Frankenstein! You're crazy!

Crazy am I? We'll see whether I'm…

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a man or a mouse ? Any of you who are unsure are advised
to (1) steer clear of cats (2) do not eat the Roquefort
and (3)

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love is the only thing that can save this poor creature, and I am going to convince him that he is loved even at the cost of my own life…No matter what you hear in there, no matter how cruelly I beg you, no matter how terribly I may scream, do not open this door or you will undo everything I have worked for…Do you understand? Do not open this door…rrrrrraaarrrrr…Let me out…Let me out of here…Get me the hell out of here…What's the matter with you people? I was joking! Don't you know a joke when you hear one? HA-HA-HA-HA. Jesus Christ, get me out of here! Open this…(click)

…creaking door.

(sound of door opening on rusty hinges)

(organ music)

Good evening friends and welcome to the Inner Sanctum. This is Raymond your host. I'm glad you came tonight, because we have…

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a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable…There is another theory which states that this has already happened…(click)

…as "My Mother the Car" has been renewed for another season. The cast celebrated…

"Kill them Captain, kill them all. Let God sort it out. (the sound of guns firing) …."

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I don't like warriors…Too narrow-minded, no subtlety…And worse, they fight for hopeless causes…Honor? Huh! Honor's killed millions of people, it hasn't saved a single one…Tell you what I do like though: a killer…A dyed-in-the-wool killer…Cold-blooded, clean, methodical and thorough…Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, would have immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun…[a Mangalore presses the button, detonating a large explosive]…Bring me the priest…(click)

'cause we're getting married in the morning ! Emmaline
will be radiant bride – she's

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…faster than a speeding bullet…more powerful than a locomotive…able to leap tall buildings with a single bound!

Look up there in the sky!

It's a bird!

It's a plane!

It's…

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just step to the side a foot or so ? That's it…thanks,
now there's no danger of a miss hitting an

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..Aardvark, that curiousity of the marsuapial family. With our hidden camera in its den we can see it…

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in this belly of a whale
It's ribs are ceiling beams
It's guts are carpeting
I guess we have some time to kill

You may not remember me
I was a child of three
And you, a lad of eighteen
But, I remember you
And I will relate to you
How our histories interweave
At the time you were
A rake and a roustabout
Spending all your money
On the s and hounds

You had a charming air
All cheap and debonair
My widowed mother found so sweet
And so she took you in
Her sheets still warm with him
Now filled with filth and foul disease
As time wore on you proved
A debt-ridden drunken mess
Leaving my mother
A poor consumptive wretch…(click)

-ed refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"

This has been an interpretive reading of Emma Lazarus' "The New Colossus", which was written for, and has come to be intimately associated with New York harbor's genteel and welcoming copper-clad torch-bearing hostess, "Liberty Enlightening the World"
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…on the merits of the new health care plan, which will provide full coverage for all…

…for one, one for all, that is our device and nothing succeeds like success…(click)

Mayday, this is Echo Hotel
Mayday, this is Echo Hotel
Mayday, this is Echo Hotel
> Hotel Echo, this is Mike November
I can hear your call
Mayday, this is Echo Hotel
Mayday, this is Echo Hotel
> Hotel Echo, this is Charlie Delta
I can feel the fear
Mayday, this is Echo Hotel
(fading out)

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I was continuing to shrink, to become…what? The infinitesimal? What was I? Still a human being? Or was I the man of the future? If there were other bursts of radiation, other clouds drifting across seas and continents, would other beings follow me into this vast new world? So close – the infinitesimal and the infinite. But suddenly, I knew they were really the two ends of the same concept…The unbelievably small and the unbelievably vast eventually meet – like the closing of a gigantic circle…I looked up, as if somehow I would grasp the heavens. The universe, worlds beyond number, God's silver tapestry spread across the night…And in that moment, I knew the answer to the riddle of the infinite…I had thought in terms of man's own limited dimension…I had presumed upon nature…That existence begins and ends in man's conception, not nature's…And I felt my body dwindling, melting, becoming nothing…My fears melted away…And in their place came acceptance…All this vast majesty of creation, it had to mean something…And then I meant something, too…Yes, smaller than the smallest, I meant something, too…To God, there is no zero. I still exist…(click)

..after a nuclear holocaust has destroyed the world!

Tonight…"X Minus One" presents the first of a two part story. "Earth Abides" by George R. Stewart. First choice of the Science Fiction Book Club and first choice of the International…

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House of Pancakes and Excitement Video are joining forces to bring you some of the most delicious and _interesting_shaped pancakes! See the warm golden stacks topped with mounds of…
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…Attack ships burning off the shoulder of Orion. I've seen C-Beams glitter in the darkness at Tanhauser Gate. All these moments…

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I know--for the question had been discussed among us long before the Time Machine was made--thought but cheerlessly of the Advancement of Mankind, and saw in the growing pile of civilization only a foolish heaping that must inevitably fall back upon and destroy its makers in the end…By the toll of a billion deaths man has bought his birthright of the earth, and it is his against all comers; it would still be his were the Martians ten times as mighty as they are…For neither do men live nor die in vain…(click)

…fighting for this woman's honor. Which is more than she ever did.

Notables from every country are gathered here in your honor. This is a gala day for you.

Well, a gal a day is enough for me. I don't think I could handle any…

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..worse? Ellen, how could it get any worse? We're standing on the threshold of…

the honeymoon suite, darling, and I'm sure you know what _that_ means.

Oh, George, it's been such a long, exhausting--but _happy_ --day, I think I would just like to take off my shoes and
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tip-toe across the room, raise the cudgel over my
head, and

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…with a crunchy nut like flavor. So kids, ask your mom for…

…10mm explosive tipped, caseless, standard light armor piercing rounds. Why?'

'Well, your team is right under…

the rainbow
Way up high,
There's a land that I heard of
Once in a lullaby.

Somewhere over the rainbow
Skies are blue,
And the dreams that you dare to dream
Really do come true.

Someday I'll wish upon a star
And wake up where the clouds are far
Behind me.
Where troubles melt like lemon drops
Away above the chimney tops
That's where you'll find me.

Somewhere over the rainbow
Bluebirds fly.
Birds fly over the rainbow.
Why then, oh why can't…(click)

…die. I've come back to complete my…

studies of the mating habits of the Menopausal Male
Politician. So far, I've found that

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…the brain is useless. We must find another…

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is not only possible, it is essential. That is the whole idea of this machine, you know…Deterrence is the art of producing in the mind of the enemy…the FEAR to attack…And so, because of the automated and irrevocable decision-making process which rules out human meddling, the Doomsday machine is terrifying and simple to understand…and completely credible and convincing…(click)

…cosmetic surgery at an affordable price. Why settle for ordinary? When your husband gets home tonight, make him say…<click>

Haven't I told you time and again NOT to stand too closely
while the Mixmaster was working !?! Just look at those

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bold colors, splashed against the canvas of the evening sky! You can't buy artwork that beautiful--no artist could match the vibrant…
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attention…The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do…For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't…But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that some day…And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not…(click)

…go where no man has gone before. There are the…

hooglies! Go and get 'em ! If not now, when ?
If not them,

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gentlemen, is why you are here – to consider this problem and, I hope, solve it…Because unless you solve it, unless these queens are located and destroyed before they've established thriving colonies and can produce, heaven alone knows, how many more queen ants, man, as the dominant species of life on earth, will probably be extinct within…(click)

…8 meters"

"That can't be – that's inside the room."

"It's reading right, man!"

"Then you're not…"

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…saying that it's a man? You amaze me Holmes. Why a woman?

Elementary my dear Watson. The method, whatever it is, is particularly subtle and cruel. Feline, not canine. Clever. Ruthless. And above all…

to thine ownself be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any…
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girl is more dangerous than her three boys….Her legs sort of reminded me of Catwoman's….You're growing up, Robin…Remember, in crime-fighting always keep your sights raised…(click)