| snurl1 | 13 Oct 2014 11:12 p.m. PST |
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| Norman D Landings | 22 Nov 2014 2:32 p.m. PST |
"….HOUSE! Are you listening to me? I want answers, dammit!" "Yeah? Well I can tell you one thing: it's not Lupus.
Sure, there's a malar rash and proteinuria – but that's a direct result of exposure to <click> |
| snurl1 | 25 Nov 2014 11:36 p.m. PST |
all of the good things, rolled into one.
Take it from Grandpa Strohman,
Strohman bread, is just right for
<click> |
| Norman D Landings | 28 Nov 2014 4:31 p.m. PST |
…stuffing into the cracks until the nest is weatherproof. Once the nest is complete, the male will perch outside it and display himself to passing females by… <click> |
| snurl1 | 28 Nov 2014 10:04 p.m. PST |
just whistli'n Dixie, boy,
Them are some of the finest looking young
<click> |
| Norman D Landings | 30 Nov 2014 6:17 a.m. PST |
…firm ripe melons you've ever seen! We also have okra, eggplant, squash, and turnips, all sun-ripened and all at great prices!
So come on down to Fulton County farmer's market, and drive away with a trunk full of… <click> |
| Twoball Cane | 30 Nov 2014 6:33 a.m. PST |
I made it in this world the easy way lad. You asked for my secret to success. Well I will share it with you,. Back in 98 B.C. I drank from the forbidden fountain in puma punku before the cataclysm, I have been alive and well ever since…..the beer comercials are just my way to poke alil fun….."stay thirsty, my friend", it is an old Bolivian saying, and I am always thirsty……. Hah ha ha, and now for your blood….Hah haha hah (manically) …….click |
| snurl1 | 01 Dec 2014 10:30 p.m. PST |
Ho Ho Ho,
Who wouldn't go?
Ho Ho Ho ,
Up on the housetop,
Click, click, click
<click>
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| Norman D Landings | 13 Dec 2014 5:40 a.m. PST |
… where Bobo was finally cornered, after an hour-long chase which left a trail of property damage across the neighbourhood. Coco, however, remains at large.
Police have warned local residents to stay indoors and avoid… <click> |
| snurl1 | 15 Dec 2014 11:35 p.m. PST |
….low places where the whiskey drowns,
And the beer chases my blues away, and I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces, think I'll slip on down to the oasis
Oh, I've got friends in low places.
Well, I guess I was wrong, I just don't belong
But then, I've been
<click>
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| Norman D Landings | 20 Dec 2014 8:03 p.m. PST |
…a hardworking representative for the good people of this constituency.
The regrettable matter of my criminal conviction – for which I have apologised unreservedly – arose from a simple misunderstanding over a personal matter which, in several states, is not even considered a criminal offence, namely <click> |
| capncarp | 04 Mar 2015 8:48 p.m. PST |
Mob, whose undying hatred he earned when he turned State's evidence, subsequently bringing down the entire blackmarket popcorn operation in the Northeast. Doubtless this led to his untimely and gruesome….
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| Your Kidding | 05 Mar 2015 2:41 p.m. PST |
…meals served to millions of american schoolchildren. The taxpayers deserve the right… |
| snurl1 | 06 Mar 2015 12:39 a.m. PST |
to PAAAAARRRRTY!
Your pop caught you smoking, and he said, no way!
That hypocrite smokes two packs a day
Man, living at home is such a drag
Now your mom threw away your best
<click>
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| snurl1 | 29 Sep 2015 9:56 p.m. PST |
the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into
<click> |
| badger22 | 30 Sep 2015 5:54 p.m. PST |
Sea-tac, we have great plans for Seattle in
<clck> |
| snurl1 | 30 Sep 2015 8:44 p.m. PST |
the year 2525, if man is still alive
If woman can survive, they may find
In the year 3535
Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lie
Everything you think, do and say
Is in the pill you took today
In the year 4545
You ain't gonna need your teeth, won't need your eyes
You won't find a thing to chew
Nobody's gonna look at
<click>
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sails to the Skeleton Seas, and finds inspiration as she goes.
