snurl1 | 13 Aug 2013 3:22 a.m. PST |
My son, said the farmer, You're really a fool. You'll never catch fish In McElligot's pool <click> |
capncarp | 13 Aug 2013 1:04 p.m. PST |
-shootin' sonofagun, Yeah, he's big and dumb as a man can come, But he's stronger than a country hoss, When the bad folk all get together at night, You know they all call Big
click |
snurl1 | 15 Aug 2013 2:32 a.m. PST |
![notes notes](boards/icons/notes.gif) Jim Bridger yes lift your glasses high, As long as there's the U.S.A. don't let his memory die. That he was making history never once occurred to him, But I doubt if we'd have been here if it weren't for
<click> |
Karellian Knight | 15 Aug 2013 5:38 a.m. PST |
Oliver's army are here to stay-ya-ya
<CLICK> |
Etranger | 15 Aug 2013 5:45 a.m. PST |
's Out! was the title of the 1970 live concert album by the Rolling
<click> |
snurl1 | 16 Aug 2013 2:38 a.m. PST |
![notes notes](boards/icons/notes.gif) Stonewall's way He's in the saddle now! Fall in! Steady, the whole brigade! Hill's at the ford, cut off! He'll win His way out, ball and blade. What matter if our shoes are worn? What matter if our feet are torn? "Quick step--we're with him ere the dawn!" That's <click>
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Murphy ![Sponsoring Member of TMP Sponsoring Member of TMP](boards/icons/sponsor.gif) | 16 Aug 2013 10:18 a.m. PST |
"
MY type of friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiied chicken! Crispy and tasty! So dog gone good! Remember
when you are in the mood for friiiiiiiiied chicken, NOBODY, and I mean NOBODY can beat
" <click> |
capncarp | 16 Aug 2013 1:59 p.m. PST |
the drum slowly, and play the pipes lowly, Play up the dead-march as we roll along, And take me to Tipperary, And lay me down easy
I am a young soldier, who never done
click. |
Covert Walrus | 16 Aug 2013 10:08 p.m. PST |
dirt Cheap! Dirty deeds – Done dirt cheap! Neckties . . . cyanide . . . High Voltage! <Click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 17 Aug 2013 5:35 p.m. PST |
smile, Eliot, I mean – a megawattage like you wouldn't believe ! Probably an easy four thou in those teeth, and the breastworks an easy five thou, just for the silicone ! She's money, man, money ! All we gotta do is get her to sign <click> |
Etranger | 17 Aug 2013 6:38 p.m. PST |
" of the Debbel's work" ; the strange old man raved, eyes rolling back in his battered head. I tell you that
<click> |
snurl1 | 21 Aug 2013 1:57 a.m. PST |
when there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the <click> |
capncarp | 23 Aug 2013 8:00 p.m. PST |
plank, ye scurvy wretch! Stealin' from yer own mates, an' sleepin' at yer post! What if one o' the King's ships were to sail over the horizon and catch us nappin? But the plank is only the capper of your act, matey! First we're going to see how many
. click! |
snurl1 | 24 Aug 2013 2:39 a.m. PST |
licks it takes to get to the center of <click> |
Etranger | 25 Aug 2013 2:44 a.m. PST |
.. an old 78 RPM record, spinning around on a
<click> |
snurl1 | 27 Aug 2013 5:44 a.m. PST |
![notes notes](boards/icons/notes.gif) silver cup, you never know until you try <click>
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Karellian Knight | 28 Aug 2013 1:56 a.m. PST |
"Drain-O, new improved, guaranteed to make your
" <click> |
snurl1 | 28 Aug 2013 9:38 p.m. PST |
dreams come into reality, it takes an awful lot of determination, dedication, self-discipline, and <click> |
Murphy ![Sponsoring Member of TMP Sponsoring Member of TMP](boards/icons/sponsor.gif) | 30 Aug 2013 9:33 a.m. PST |
Commies! Commies I tell you!" "Calm down sir!" "No officer! I can't
the commie zombies are coming down from the hills! We gotta stop them!" "You know Sarge..this is the second time tonight that we've
" <CLICK> |
snurl1 | 30 Aug 2013 8:12 p.m. PST |
frost is on the pumpkin <click> |
Etranger | 30 Aug 2013 10:08 p.m. PST |
Pie is a delicacy that originated in the
. <click> |
snurl1 | 30 Aug 2013 11:52 p.m. PST |
![notes notes](boards/icons/notes.gif) water at the bottom of the ocean. Remove the water, carry the water, Remove the water from the bottom of the ocean. Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down, Letting the days go by, water flowing underground. Into the blue again, after the money's gone Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground <click>
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Etranger | 02 Sep 2013 8:13 p.m. PST |
"
. Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me Is there anyone home? Come on Now I hear you're feeling down I can ease your pain Get you on your feet again Relax
.." <click> |
snurl1 | 03 Sep 2013 3:07 a.m. PST |
![notes notes](boards/icons/notes.gif) Don't do it. When you wanna go to it. Relax don't <click>
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capncarp | 04 Sep 2013 7:41 p.m. PST |
get hooked on me, Baby,baby,don't get hooked on me. 'Cause I'll just use you then I'll set you
click |
snurl1 | 04 Sep 2013 11:24 p.m. PST |
![notes notes](boards/icons/notes.gif) at second base This kid really makes things happen out there Batter steps up to the plate Here's the pitch, he's going Amd what a jump he's got He's trying for third Here's the throw It's in the dirt, safe a third Holw cow, stolen base He's taking a pretty big lead out there Almost daring them to pick him off The pitcher glances over, winds-up and it's bunted Bunted down the third base line The suicide squeeze is on Here he comes, squeeze play, it's gonna be close Here's the throw, here's the play at the plate Holy cow, I think he's gonna <click>
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snurl1 | 05 Sep 2013 11:30 p.m. PST |
![notes notes](boards/icons/notes.gif) listen to the jingle To the rumble and the roar As she glides along the woodland Through the hills and by the shore Hear the mighty rush of the engine And the lonesome hoboes call No changes can be taken On the <click>
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Etranger | 07 Sep 2013 5:47 a.m. PST |
rhythm of a gentle bossa nova You'll be dancing with 'em too before the night is over Happy again The lights are much brighter there You can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares So go downtown Where all the lights are
..
<click> |
capncarp | 07 Sep 2013 7:30 p.m. PST |
brighten the corner where you are, Brighten the corner where you are, Someone far from harbor you may guide across the bar; Brighten the corn
Click |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 09 Sep 2013 6:25 p.m. PST |
on the cob ? Tired of your dentures coming loose when you eat porridge ? Try Cremmins' patent denture cream to make sure those pesky plates stand the gaff ! Made with the purest cement mix, Cremmins Sta-Put will make sure your dentures don't <click>
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snurl1 | 10 Sep 2013 3:09 a.m. PST |
![notes notes](boards/icons/notes.gif) go near the Indians Please stay away Son, don't go near the Indians Please do what I say
Since I was just a little boy I liked to roam the hills And to hear wild stories About the Indians Was my biggest thrill I'd shout and yell And holler like them I wore moccasins on my feet And I'd make believe I was under a teepee Every time I went to <click> |
Etranger | 10 Sep 2013 11:15 p.m. PST |
.tification purposes we need to collect a specimen of your
. <click> |
snurl1 | 10 Sep 2013 11:39 p.m. PST |
brain?" "Not, er really." "Do you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?" "Oh, Abby someone." "Abby who?" "And you won't be angry?" "I will not be angry" "Abby Normal" "Abby Normal?" "Yes, I'm almost certain that was the <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 12 Sep 2013 6:47 p.m. PST |
wurst of Times, Inspector.' 'Evans – rolling your newspaper into a sausage merely to make a very bad pun is the height <click> |
snurl1 | 13 Sep 2013 3:49 a.m. PST |
of the Empire State Building. The total height of the building, including the lightning rod, is 1,454 feet. The height of the building from the ground to its tip is usually given as <click> |
Etranger | 13 Sep 2013 6:27 a.m. PST |
a 15% service charge. <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 13 Sep 2013 7:57 a.m. PST |
the battery, else the car's starter motor won't turn the engine over sufficiently to start the engine. However, if you're poor, and have a car with a manual transmission, pushing <click> |
capncarp | 14 Sep 2013 7:29 p.m. PST |
forty if you'd ask me. No spring chicken there. More like a tough old stewing hen, complete with ruffled feathers. Word is she's made many a rooster into a capon quick as a
CLICK! |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 15 Sep 2013 9:18 a.m. PST |
last hurrah, Carstairs.' 'But, Fleming, why Las Vegas ? Surely a 'last hurrah,' as you put it, could be had almost <click> |
Etranger | 15 Sep 2013 5:27 p.m. PST |
" ..a contender! I couuuda been
" |
snurl1 | 15 Sep 2013 11:11 p.m. PST |
pregnant and didn't mean to be? Your life is suddenly <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 16 Sep 2013 9:02 a.m. PST |
a 'Rang shot out, the cage door having been left open. Smythe quickly seized a capture noose, and approached the animal warily, keeping focused on <click> |
snurl1 | 16 Sep 2013 9:57 p.m. PST |
that aftershave you are wearing <click> |
Etranger | 17 Sep 2013 12:01 a.m. PST |
is a very effective prophylactic measure best
<click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 17 Sep 2013 8:27 a.m. PST |
in Show went to a two-year old Peek-a-poo which had been dyed <click> |
snurl1 | 17 Sep 2013 10:24 p.m. PST |
Red is gray and Yellow white But we decide Which is right And Which is an Illusion <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 18 Sep 2013 8:56 a.m. PST |
-ary at best, and no profit at all at worst. Still, selling lower than cost can bring <click> |
Etranger | 18 Sep 2013 7:11 p.m. PST |
and buy stalls will be set up outside the local neighbourhood .. <click> |
snurl1 | 18 Sep 2013 10:14 p.m. PST |
![notes notes](boards/icons/notes.gif) cantina Music would play and Felina would whirl. Blacker than night were the eyes of Felina Wicked and evil while casting a spell My love was deep for this Mexican maiden I was in love but in vain, I could tell
<click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 19 Sep 2013 7:01 p.m. PST |
the cops, Manny, and then where'll you be ?' 'Shovin' a shiv in yer back, Willie, and twistin' <click> |