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snurl113 Aug 2013 3:22 a.m. PST

My son, said the farmer,
You're really a fool.
You'll never catch fish
In McElligot's pool

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capncarp13 Aug 2013 1:04 p.m. PST

-shootin' sonofagun,
Yeah, he's big and dumb as a man can come,
But he's stronger than a country hoss,
When the bad folk all get together at night,
You know they all call Big…
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snurl115 Aug 2013 2:32 a.m. PST

notes
Jim Bridger yes lift your glasses high,
As long as there's the U.S.A. don't let his memory die.
That he was making history never once occurred to him,
But I doubt if we'd have been here if it weren't for

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Karellian Knight15 Aug 2013 5:38 a.m. PST

Oliver's army are here to stay-ya-ya…

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Etranger15 Aug 2013 5:45 a.m. PST

's Out! was the title of the 1970 live concert album by the Rolling …

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snurl116 Aug 2013 2:38 a.m. PST

notes
Stonewall's way
He's in the saddle now! Fall in!
Steady, the whole brigade!
Hill's at the ford, cut off! He'll win
His way out, ball and blade.
What matter if our shoes are worn?
What matter if our feet are torn?
"Quick step--we're with him ere the dawn!"
That's
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Personal logo Murphy Sponsoring Member of TMP16 Aug 2013 10:18 a.m. PST

"…MY type of friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiied chicken!
Crispy and tasty! So dog gone good!
Remember…when you are in the mood for friiiiiiiiied chicken, NOBODY, and I mean NOBODY can beat…"
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capncarp16 Aug 2013 1:59 p.m. PST

the drum slowly, and play the pipes lowly,
Play up the dead-march as we roll along,
And take me to Tipperary,
And lay me down easy…
I am a young soldier, who never done…
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Covert Walrus16 Aug 2013 10:08 p.m. PST

dirt Cheap!
Dirty deeds – Done dirt cheap!

Neckties . . . cyanide . . . High Voltage!

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP17 Aug 2013 5:35 p.m. PST

smile, Eliot, I mean – a megawattage like you wouldn't
believe ! Probably an easy four thou in those teeth,
and the breastworks an easy five thou, just for the
silicone ! She's money, man, money ! All we gotta do
is get her to sign

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Etranger17 Aug 2013 6:38 p.m. PST

" of the Debbel's work" ; the strange old man raved, eyes rolling back in his battered head. I tell you that…

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snurl121 Aug 2013 1:57 a.m. PST

when there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the
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capncarp23 Aug 2013 8:00 p.m. PST

plank, ye scurvy wretch! Stealin' from yer own mates, an' sleepin' at yer post! What if one o' the King's ships were to sail over the horizon and catch us nappin? But the plank is only the capper of your act, matey! First we're going to see how many….

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snurl124 Aug 2013 2:39 a.m. PST

licks it takes to get to the center of

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Etranger25 Aug 2013 2:44 a.m. PST

….. an old 78 RPM record, spinning around on a ……

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snurl127 Aug 2013 5:44 a.m. PST

notes
silver cup,
you never know until you try
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Karellian Knight28 Aug 2013 1:56 a.m. PST

"Drain-O, new improved, guaranteed to make your…"

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snurl128 Aug 2013 9:38 p.m. PST

dreams come into reality, it takes an awful lot of determination, dedication, self-discipline, and

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Personal logo Murphy Sponsoring Member of TMP30 Aug 2013 9:33 a.m. PST

…Commies! Commies I tell you!"
"Calm down sir!"
"No officer! I can't…the commie zombies are coming down from the hills! We gotta stop them!"
"You know Sarge..this is the second time tonight that we've…"

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snurl130 Aug 2013 8:12 p.m. PST

frost is on the pumpkin
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Etranger30 Aug 2013 10:08 p.m. PST

Pie is a delicacy that originated in the ….

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snurl130 Aug 2013 11:52 p.m. PST

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water at the bottom of the ocean.
Remove the water, carry the water,
Remove the water from the bottom of the ocean.
Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down,
Letting the days go by, water flowing underground.
Into the blue again, after the money's gone
Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground
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Etranger02 Sep 2013 8:13 p.m. PST

"…….

Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me
Is there anyone home?

Come on
Now
I hear you're feeling down
I can ease your pain
Get you on your feet again

Relax ….."

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snurl103 Sep 2013 3:07 a.m. PST

notes
Don't do it.
When you wanna go to it.
Relax don't
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capncarp04 Sep 2013 7:41 p.m. PST

get hooked on me,
Baby,baby,don't get hooked on me.
'Cause I'll just use you then I'll set you…

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snurl104 Sep 2013 11:24 p.m. PST

notes
at second base
This kid really makes things happen out there
Batter steps up to the plate
Here's the pitch, he's going
Amd what a jump he's got
He's trying for third
Here's the throw
It's in the dirt, safe a third
Holw cow, stolen base
He's taking a pretty big lead out there
Almost daring them to pick him off
The pitcher glances over, winds-up and it's bunted
Bunted down the third base line
The suicide squeeze is on
Here he comes, squeeze play, it's gonna be close
Here's the throw, here's the play at the plate
Holy cow, I think he's gonna
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snurl105 Sep 2013 11:30 p.m. PST

notes
listen to the jingle
To the rumble and the roar
As she glides along the woodland
Through the hills and by the shore
Hear the mighty rush of the engine
And the lonesome hoboes call
No changes can be taken
On the
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Etranger07 Sep 2013 5:47 a.m. PST

………… notes rhythm of a gentle bossa nova
You'll be dancing with 'em too before the night is over
Happy again
The lights are much brighter there
You can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares


So go downtown
Where all the lights are ……..

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capncarp07 Sep 2013 7:30 p.m. PST

brighten the corner where you are,
Brighten the corner where you are,
Someone far from harbor you may guide across the bar;
Brighten the corn…

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP09 Sep 2013 6:25 p.m. PST

on the cob ? Tired of your dentures coming loose when
you eat porridge ?

Try Cremmins' patent denture cream to make sure those
pesky plates stand the gaff ! Made with the purest
cement mix, Cremmins Sta-Put will make sure your
dentures don't


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snurl110 Sep 2013 3:09 a.m. PST

notes
go near the Indians
Please stay away
Son, don't go near the Indians
Please do what I say

Since I was just a little boy
I liked to roam the hills
And to hear wild stories
About the Indians
Was my biggest thrill

I'd shout and yell
And holler like them
I wore moccasins on my feet

And I'd make believe
I was under a teepee
Every time I went to
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Etranger10 Sep 2013 11:15 p.m. PST

….tification purposes we need to collect a specimen of your….

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snurl110 Sep 2013 11:39 p.m. PST

brain?"
"Not, er really."
"Do you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?"
"Oh, Abby someone."
"Abby who?"
"And you won't be angry?"
"I will not be angry"
"Abby Normal"
"Abby Normal?"
"Yes, I'm almost certain that was the
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP12 Sep 2013 6:47 p.m. PST

wurst of Times, Inspector.'

'Evans – rolling your newspaper into a sausage merely
to make a very bad pun is the height

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snurl113 Sep 2013 3:49 a.m. PST

of the Empire State Building. The total height of the building, including the lightning rod, is 1,454 feet. The height of the building from the ground to its tip is usually given as
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Etranger13 Sep 2013 6:27 a.m. PST

…… a 15% service charge.

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP13 Sep 2013 7:57 a.m. PST

the battery, else the car's starter motor won't turn
the engine over sufficiently to start the engine.

However, if you're poor, and have a car with a manual
transmission, pushing

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capncarp14 Sep 2013 7:29 p.m. PST

forty if you'd ask me. No spring chicken there. More like a tough old stewing hen, complete with ruffled feathers. Word is she's made many a rooster into a capon quick as a…
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP15 Sep 2013 9:18 a.m. PST

last hurrah, Carstairs.'

'But, Fleming, why Las Vegas ? Surely a 'last hurrah,'
as you put it, could be had almost

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Etranger15 Sep 2013 5:27 p.m. PST

" ..a contender! I couuuda been … "

snurl115 Sep 2013 11:11 p.m. PST

pregnant and didn't mean to be?
Your life is suddenly
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP16 Sep 2013 9:02 a.m. PST

a 'Rang shot out, the cage door having been left open.

Smythe quickly seized a capture noose, and approached
the animal warily, keeping focused on

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snurl116 Sep 2013 9:57 p.m. PST

that aftershave you are wearing

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Etranger17 Sep 2013 12:01 a.m. PST

… is a very effective prophylactic measure best …

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP17 Sep 2013 8:27 a.m. PST

in Show went to a two-year old Peek-a-poo which had
been dyed

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snurl117 Sep 2013 10:24 p.m. PST

Red is gray and
Yellow white
But we decide
Which is right
And
Which is an Illusion
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP18 Sep 2013 8:56 a.m. PST

-ary at best, and no profit at all at worst. Still,
selling lower than cost can bring

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Etranger18 Sep 2013 7:11 p.m. PST

and buy stalls will be set up outside the local neighbourhood ..

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snurl118 Sep 2013 10:14 p.m. PST

notes
cantina
Music would play and Felina would whirl.
Blacker than night were the eyes of Felina
Wicked and evil while casting a spell
My love was deep for this Mexican maiden
I was in love but in vain, I could tell

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP19 Sep 2013 7:01 p.m. PST

the cops, Manny, and then where'll you be ?'

'Shovin' a shiv in yer back, Willie, and twistin'

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