| capncarp | 20 Jul 2013 10:43 p.m. PST |
--you promised--"no mothers" when we started this, Ratso!"
"Sorry Stinky. But that crack about….
click! |
| The Shadow | 22 Jul 2013 11:46 a.m. PST |
…three feet long could only be caused by… >click< |
| Covert Walrus | 22 Jul 2013 3:11 p.m. PST |
. . . an application of bituminous paper to the inside surfaces. Not only waterproofing, this will allow a thick layer of - <click> |
| Etranger | 22 Jul 2013 6:12 p.m. PST |
delicious clotted cream floating upon the surface of….. <click> |
| snurl1 | 23 Jul 2013 3:43 a.m. PST |
the large intestine can cause a condition called Diverticulosis, which is very common in adults over
<click> |
| Karellian Knight | 23 Jul 2013 5:00 a.m. PST |
the road and went into Harrods. I don't know what it was but it scared the… <Click> |
| The Shadow | 23 Jul 2013 6:47 a.m. PST |
…turds out of a wildebeast. As you can see Caruthers, this means that… >click< |
| Ed Mohrmann | 23 Jul 2013 9:28 a.m. PST |
other one, the one on the left – yes, that's the one; now move it slightly to the right – a bit more – a bit <click> |
| Etranger | 23 Jul 2013 7:03 p.m. PST |
"…. off more than he could chew, eh? " "Yes, that will teach the rotten cad to mess with the likes of …." <Click> |
| snurl1 | 24 Jul 2013 2:08 a.m. PST |
Eeyore. "After all, one can't complain.
I have my friends.
Somebody spoke to me only yesterday.
And was it last week or the week before that
Rabbit bumped into me and said 'Bother!'.
The Social Round. Always something going on." <click> |
| The Shadow | 24 Jul 2013 7:08 a.m. PST |
…and on about nothing. Well, it's the truth isn't it? This guy is the biggest wind bag of a politician that I… >click< |
| Covert Walrus | 24 Jul 2013 2:25 p.m. PST |
- would do such a thing would never had occurred to me.. I nevertheless stand accused that I did in fact put a small calibre bullet into the brain of my long-time friend and boon confidant, Regis Farquar Miller of Sanguine cove, during that memorable night of - click> |
| snurl1 | 24 Jul 2013 10:56 p.m. PST |
Late December, back in '63
What a very special time for me
As I remember, what a night
Oh, what a night
You know, I didn't even know her name
But I was never gonna be the same
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| Etranger | 24 Jul 2013 11:42 p.m. PST |
….. same old song
But with a different meaning (Since you been ……. <click> |
| snurl1 | 25 Jul 2013 11:20 p.m. PST |
gone
but he's not forgotten
This is the story
of a Johnny Rotten
It's better to burn out
than it is to rust
The king is gone
but he's not forgotten
<click> |
| Etranger | 26 Jul 2013 1:56 a.m. PST |
<click> (Shouts) WHO?. -.. <click> |
| Karellian Knight | 26 Jul 2013 5:22 a.m. PST |
My name is Marcus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the… <Click> |
| aapch45 | 26 Jul 2013 1:56 p.m. PST |
….banana splits!
That's right 3.99 for…
(Click) |
| snurl1 | 26 Jul 2013 9:25 p.m. PST |
two tickets to paradise
Won't you pack your bags, we'll leave tonight
<click>
|
| capncarp | 27 Jul 2013 3:42 p.m. PST |
…stay at the lovely, the enchanting, the economical Hotel Sordide. Hourly rates, we saw and remember nothing. For your good time call…
<click> |
| Etranger | 28 Jul 2013 4:34 a.m. PST |
….77-33-77 and ask for …. <click> |
| Ed Mohrmann | 28 Jul 2013 7:17 a.m. PST |
goodness' sake, stop with the Monty Python jokes !
We've all heard them dozens of times and are <click> |
| Etranger | 28 Jul 2013 6:07 p.m. PST |
…probably pining for the fjords. C: PININ' for the FJORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home? O: The Norwegian Blue prefers kippin' on it's back!
Remarkable bird, id'nit, squire? Lovely plumage! C: Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that …… <click> |
| snurl1 | 29 Jul 2013 9:20 p.m. PST |
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have
<click> |
| Ed Mohrmann | 30 Jul 2013 3:24 p.m. PST |
to stop this thread I will ! Python jokes – better
anaconda jokes ! And, for all of that matter <click> [Etranger/Snurl1 – well done !!] |
| snurl1 | 30 Jul 2013 10:26 p.m. PST |
Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned A sun that is the source of all our power
The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see Are moving at a million miles a day In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour Of the galaxy we call the 'milky way'
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| Ed Mohrmann | 31 Jul 2013 3:17 a.m. PST |
to go, Forrester, your last effort put the team <click> |
| snurl1 | 31 Jul 2013 9:26 p.m. PST |
at the top of hill 392, where you could see all the way to the beaches
<click> |
| Etranger | 31 Jul 2013 10:45 p.m. PST |
…of Madison County, a weepy melodrama starring Clint … <click> |
| Ed Mohrmann | 01 Aug 2013 6:12 a.m. PST |
Longley, a kind of 'one hit wonder' who played two seasons
for the Dallas Cowboys, his most memorable performance
being a comeback win over the Redskins in a Thanksgiving
Day <click> |
| snurl1 | 02 Aug 2013 11:57 p.m. PST |
Parade here in New York City and the weather is perfect for
<click> |
| Ed Mohrmann | 03 Aug 2013 1:10 p.m. PST |
all the tea in the UK – wait, I meant Asia – uh, no, that
should be Japan, I think – er, no, it's really <click> |
| Covert Walrus | 03 Aug 2013 4:29 p.m. PST |
- too silly!" "now, colonel, don't be like that . . . "
"No, I'm serious! The premise was well done, but it seems to have devolved into – " click> |
| Etranger | 03 Aug 2013 8:12 p.m. PST |
a teen angst laden and turgid melodrama that totally fails to eschew all the usual moronic cliches of the genre, such as … <click> |
| Pyrate Captain | 03 Aug 2013 8:18 p.m. PST |
This string is like Groundhog day. |
| Ed Mohrmann | 04 Aug 2013 11:24 a.m. PST |
after endless day he sat, wishing for the lost days of
his youth, grumbling and complaining at those who seemed
to enjoy life, always bitter and unhappy, until <click> |
| snurl1 | 04 Aug 2013 11:45 p.m. PST |
it stopped.
Once.
Never to go again,
when the old man
<click>
|
| Etranger | 05 Aug 2013 5:14 a.m. PST |
…… ran three red lights in a row and set off the … <click> |
| Ed Mohrmann | 05 Aug 2013 6:09 a.m. PST |
corner, take a left, go two blocks to the Black
Dog Café, knock three times and whisper <click> |
| snurl1 | 06 Aug 2013 2:49 a.m. PST |
please adore me
And when I looked the Moon had turned to gold.
Blue moon
Now I'm no longer alone
Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own
<click> |
| Ed Mohrmann | 06 Aug 2013 9:50 a.m. PST |
-ership of a horse can be both a frustrating and a
rewarding <click> |
| Etranger | 06 Aug 2013 6:32 p.m. PST |
"…. your bad behaviour? No way, mister! Just wait until your father gets home tonight. You're grounded from now until … <click> |
| snurl1 | 07 Aug 2013 2:20 a.m. PST |
the year 4545
You ain't gonna need your teeth, won't need your eyes
You won't find a thing to chew
Nobody's gonna look at you
<click> |
| Etranger | 07 Aug 2013 2:42 a.m. PST |
(still ranting female voice) '….just come back here young man, or I won't be responsible for my … <click> |
| snurl1 | 08 Aug 2013 11:52 p.m. PST |
failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it… well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than
<click> |
| Gunner Dunbar | 09 Aug 2013 6:30 a.m. PST |
A nasty rash, try curarash today, curarash, curarash, curarash, yeah (click) |
| snurl1 | 10 Aug 2013 2:12 a.m. PST |
yeah
Well we got no class
and we got no principals
and we got no innocence
We can't even think of a word that rhymes
School's out for summer
school's out forever
my school's been blown to pieces
No more pencils no more books no more teacher's dirty
<click> |
| War Monkey | 10 Aug 2013 8:42 a.m. PST |
Deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
<click> |
| capncarp | 10 Aug 2013 4:23 p.m. PST |
…er by the Dozen" at the Schlubbsville Community Theatre box office! Call withing the next 15 minutes to claim your prize! Once again, that's Mabel Shwarmgiggler--you're the big…
click! |
| Etranger | 11 Aug 2013 9:30 p.m. PST |
… fish in a very small pond, so …… <click> |
wonders: Can Fernando do 1/285th?
