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snurl112 Jun 2013 10:26 p.m. PST

we can't stop them here, then there will be no stopping them

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capncarp13 Jun 2013 6:11 a.m. PST

revenooers if they find our 'shine still, Moses!"
"Shucks, Cletus, they'll never find it where I got it hidden! I got the still hidden under a huge pile of…
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snurl113 Jun 2013 9:49 p.m. PST

notes

Wildwood flowers grew wild on the farm
And we never knowed what it was called.
Some said it was a flower and some said it was a weed
I didn't give it much thought.
One day I was out there talkin' to my brother
And I reached down for a weed to chew on,
Things got fuzzy and things got blurry
And then ev'rything was

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Personal logo Murphy Sponsoring Member of TMP15 Jun 2013 4:49 a.m. PST

"Naked!…NAKED! I tell you!!!!
Everywhere you look are young people…
Especially the girls, naked and cavorting
around in sin! SIN I TELL YOU!
Oooooh They call it "FREE LOVE"
But sure enough as I, The Reverend Peter Paul Pisspot
stands here before this congregation…WE ALL KNOW what
it truly is…We all know what these deliciously nubile sinfully tempting young vixens REALLY call it!…
Why it's nothing more than….."

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Damn….

snurl118 Jun 2013 1:48 a.m. PST

..a low down, dirty,
double dealin' back stabbin'
WORM!
Hangin's too good for him,
Burnin's too good for him,
He should be torn into little pieces
and buried alive

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(Heavy Metal, the movie)

Personal logo Murphy Sponsoring Member of TMP18 Jun 2013 10:59 a.m. PST

…with the frenzy that comes from….
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Etranger18 Jun 2013 8:38 p.m. PST

"…..bathing in Tropical Dew (TM)! That's right, our wonderful new skin cleanser is distilled from the finest rainforest fruits, permeated with spring water from 10,000 year old aquifers and suffused with the essences from …."

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snurl119 Jun 2013 1:54 a.m. PST

notes
Down in the West Texas town of El Paso

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP20 Jun 2013 6:26 p.m. PST

de Vaca is a street in a Texas town. People who live
on it are somewhat wealthier than the average resident,
but seem unaware that their ritzy street has a name which
translates as

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snurl120 Jun 2013 9:48 p.m. PST

"the place where Elephants go to die", where a fortune in ivory lies for the
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP23 Jun 2013 9:36 a.m. PST

time has passed when we could rely upon the goodness
in peoples' hearts, the kindness in their souls, and
the decency

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capncarp23 Jun 2013 11:31 a.m. PST

has vanished in our films, our broadcasts, our newpapers, and even the supposedly innocent "comic books" being read, unobserved by adult supervision, by…
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP23 Jun 2013 3:12 p.m. PST

1 AM, the fire department had the flames under control,
but not until

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Etranger23 Jun 2013 5:53 p.m. PST

.. a grinning 'Old Nick' disappeared in a cloud of sulphurous smelling smoke and ashes ……

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snurl124 Jun 2013 10:58 p.m. PST

and rock debris. The blast was heard hundreds of miles away, the pressure wave flattened entire forests, the heat melted glaciers and set off destructive

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP25 Jun 2013 8:18 a.m. PST

behaviors can almost always be found in children from
broken

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Covert Walrus25 Jun 2013 4:15 p.m. PST

-promises, failed plans and outright lies! Brothers, capitalism has had it's time and the current crisis in Korea is only serving to demonstrate the desperate lengths it will go to just to stay afloat against the superiority of Marxist –

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capncarp25 Jun 2013 8:14 p.m. PST

-the toy company for you! Fort Apache! Rin Tin Tin! Davy Crocket! and lots more playsets that will bring you hours of fun! Tell Mom and Dad that….
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Etranger25 Jun 2013 8:43 p.m. PST

the spirit of '76 lives on in ….

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snurl126 Jun 2013 2:44 a.m. PST

"… a dilapidated old mansion. Some say the place is haunted, but you don't believe in such myths. One night, a light appears in the top-most window of the old house.
You decide to investigate. And you never

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP26 Jun 2013 9:32 a.m. PST

would have known it wasn't a suicide, Inspector !'

'Evans – the fact that the victim was shot in the BACK,
FIFTEEN TIMES, with an AUTOMATIC weapon provided no
clue that it wasn't a

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capncarp26 Jun 2013 8:43 p.m. PST

bit o' trouble, Officer O'Hara--not a t'all. Faith, and me sainted ould mither would be prayin' her heart out up in heaven for ye, whether you'd thrown me in the hoosegow or not. Bye the bye, can I have me flask back? Y'see it were given me by me dear….
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snurl127 Jun 2013 2:20 a.m. PST

Old Grand Dad Whiskey was at a friend's wedding in the Poconos, about 3 years ago. If I remeber correctly, it was the only whiskey the bar stocked. Needless to say, I have

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP30 Jun 2013 8:35 a.m. PST

often wondered what

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Etranger30 Jun 2013 6:46 p.m. PST

Was not Was were charcterised as "an endearing mess, a sausage factory of …"

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snurl101 Jul 2013 11:41 p.m. PST

gloom which surrounded that horrible charnel pit, which seemed to go down to the very bowels of the earth, conveyed from far down the sights and sounds

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP05 Jul 2013 1:55 a.m. PST

like murder to me, Inspector !'

'Evans, I believe that you've got it ! Well done,
and after only twenty years on the

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Etranger05 Jul 2013 8:55 p.m. PST

throne, the incumbent has finallly passed …

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snurl105 Jul 2013 9:20 p.m. PST

gas in our car this weekend and the good news is it will cost less than it did last year.

Don't be fooled though, this is not the start of a new

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP08 Jul 2013 5:21 a.m. PST

potatoes, steamed with herbs and served with a properly
cooked

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Etranger08 Jul 2013 7:00 p.m. PST

Ewok, a ferocious, carnivorous teddybear that …

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snurl108 Jul 2013 11:14 p.m. PST

70s Show,Eric Forman is a typical high school student growing up in Wisconsin in 1976 with his family and his friends. Together, they have the same kind of joys and sorrows

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP09 Jul 2013 4:19 a.m. PST

cards for pain' is a line from the camp film

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snurl109 Jul 2013 8:58 p.m. PST

Eat My Dust!, A 1976 action film from New World Pictures starring Ron Howard. Howard agreed to star in the film which was shot in four weeks, although Howard's scenes were done in only ten days. It was originally entitled The Car and Griffith says he only suggested Eat My Dust! as a joke, but the marketing department at New World

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Etranger09 Jul 2013 9:32 p.m. PST

Orders a large serve of take away…

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snurl110 Jul 2013 10:51 p.m. PST

from the 2013 Social Security Trustees Report is that, in good times and bad, our Social Security system

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP13 Jul 2013 7:56 p.m. PST

crashed, causing the entire report on Bunny Bop '13
to be lost. Data is being gathered to

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War Monkey13 Jul 2013 9:19 p.m. PST

Order now! If you order my humor book today I guarantee you'll be filled with <click>

Etranger14 Jul 2013 6:43 p.m. PST

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas ….

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snurl114 Jul 2013 9:51 p.m. PST

notes
Viva Las Vegas
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP16 Jul 2013 8:36 p.m. PST

- AKA Sin City – gamboling and gambling capitol of the
USA. You can find anything you might want here – for
a

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Covert Walrus17 Jul 2013 4:18 p.m. PST

- initial cost of around twenty pounds, further venting may be added to form a most effective central heating system in any house. Double glazing, the new window –

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP18 Jul 2013 5:04 a.m. PST

a sort of chopped-up shredded metal – was tossed from
the bombers in an attempt to foil

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Etranger18 Jul 2013 5:58 p.m. PST

..hats, used to shield the wearer from scanners trying to pick up ….

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War Monkey18 Jul 2013 8:03 p.m. PST

girls in two weeks if you order
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snurl118 Jul 2013 11:23 p.m. PST

to take that hill if practicable.
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP19 Jul 2013 4:57 p.m. PST

but not if unpractical – no, indeed. Only if possible,
not if impossible. And, of course, only if it can be
done. If it can't be

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snurl120 Jul 2013 12:06 a.m. PST

Alive! I saw him dead and buried a week ago and now
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP20 Jul 2013 7:12 a.m. PST

you see it, now you don't

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Etranger20 Jul 2013 3:28 p.m. PST

…. you do that, young man! Wait until your mother ….

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