snurl1 | 12 Jun 2013 10:26 p.m. PST |
we can't stop them here, then there will be no stopping them <click> |
capncarp | 13 Jun 2013 6:11 a.m. PST |
revenooers if they find our 'shine still, Moses!" "Shucks, Cletus, they'll never find it where I got it hidden! I got the still hidden under a huge pile of
CLICK! |
snurl1 | 13 Jun 2013 9:49 p.m. PST |
![notes notes](boards/icons/notes.gif)
Wildwood flowers grew wild on the farm And we never knowed what it was called. Some said it was a flower and some said it was a weed I didn't give it much thought. One day I was out there talkin' to my brother And I reached down for a weed to chew on, Things got fuzzy and things got blurry And then ev'rything was <click> |
Murphy ![Sponsoring Member of TMP Sponsoring Member of TMP](boards/icons/sponsor.gif) | 15 Jun 2013 4:49 a.m. PST |
"Naked!
NAKED! I tell you!!!! Everywhere you look are young people
Especially the girls, naked and cavorting around in sin! SIN I TELL YOU! Oooooh They call it "FREE LOVE" But sure enough as I, The Reverend Peter Paul Pisspot stands here before this congregation
WE ALL KNOW what it truly is
We all know what these deliciously nubile sinfully tempting young vixens REALLY call it!
Why it's nothing more than
.." <CLICK> Damn
. |
snurl1 | 18 Jun 2013 1:48 a.m. PST |
..a low down, dirty, double dealin' back stabbin' WORM! Hangin's too good for him, Burnin's too good for him, He should be torn into little pieces and buried alive <click> (Heavy Metal, the movie) |
Murphy ![Sponsoring Member of TMP Sponsoring Member of TMP](boards/icons/sponsor.gif) | 18 Jun 2013 10:59 a.m. PST |
with the frenzy that comes from
. <click> |
Etranger | 18 Jun 2013 8:38 p.m. PST |
"
..bathing in Tropical Dew (TM)! That's right, our wonderful new skin cleanser is distilled from the finest rainforest fruits, permeated with spring water from 10,000 year old aquifers and suffused with the essences from
." <click> |
snurl1 | 19 Jun 2013 1:54 a.m. PST |
![notes notes](boards/icons/notes.gif) Down in the West Texas town of El Paso
<click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 20 Jun 2013 6:26 p.m. PST |
de Vaca is a street in a Texas town. People who live on it are somewhat wealthier than the average resident, but seem unaware that their ritzy street has a name which translates as <click> |
snurl1 | 20 Jun 2013 9:48 p.m. PST |
"the place where Elephants go to die", where a fortune in ivory lies for the <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 23 Jun 2013 9:36 a.m. PST |
time has passed when we could rely upon the goodness in peoples' hearts, the kindness in their souls, and the decency <click> |
capncarp | 23 Jun 2013 11:31 a.m. PST |
has vanished in our films, our broadcasts, our newpapers, and even the supposedly innocent "comic books" being read, unobserved by adult supervision, by
<Click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 23 Jun 2013 3:12 p.m. PST |
1 AM, the fire department had the flames under control, but not until <click> |
Etranger | 23 Jun 2013 5:53 p.m. PST |
.. a grinning 'Old Nick' disappeared in a cloud of sulphurous smelling smoke and ashes
<click> |
snurl1 | 24 Jun 2013 10:58 p.m. PST |
and rock debris. The blast was heard hundreds of miles away, the pressure wave flattened entire forests, the heat melted glaciers and set off destructive <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 25 Jun 2013 8:18 a.m. PST |
behaviors can almost always be found in children from broken <click> |
Covert Walrus | 25 Jun 2013 4:15 p.m. PST |
-promises, failed plans and outright lies! Brothers, capitalism has had it's time and the current crisis in Korea is only serving to demonstrate the desperate lengths it will go to just to stay afloat against the superiority of Marxist – <click> |
capncarp | 25 Jun 2013 8:14 p.m. PST |
-the toy company for you! Fort Apache! Rin Tin Tin! Davy Crocket! and lots more playsets that will bring you hours of fun! Tell Mom and Dad that
. Click! |
Etranger | 25 Jun 2013 8:43 p.m. PST |
the spirit of '76 lives on in
. <click> |
snurl1 | 26 Jun 2013 2:44 a.m. PST |
"
a dilapidated old mansion. Some say the place is haunted, but you don't believe in such myths. One night, a light appears in the top-most window of the old house. You decide to investigate. And you never <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 26 Jun 2013 9:32 a.m. PST |
would have known it wasn't a suicide, Inspector !' 'Evans – the fact that the victim was shot in the BACK, FIFTEEN TIMES, with an AUTOMATIC weapon provided no clue that it wasn't a <click> |
capncarp | 26 Jun 2013 8:43 p.m. PST |
bit o' trouble, Officer O'Hara--not a t'all. Faith, and me sainted ould mither would be prayin' her heart out up in heaven for ye, whether you'd thrown me in the hoosegow or not. Bye the bye, can I have me flask back? Y'see it were given me by me dear
. Click! |
snurl1 | 27 Jun 2013 2:20 a.m. PST |
Old Grand Dad Whiskey was at a friend's wedding in the Poconos, about 3 years ago. If I remeber correctly, it was the only whiskey the bar stocked. Needless to say, I have <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 30 Jun 2013 8:35 a.m. PST |
often wondered what <click> |
Etranger | 30 Jun 2013 6:46 p.m. PST |
Was not Was were charcterised as "an endearing mess, a sausage factory of
" <click> |
snurl1 | 01 Jul 2013 11:41 p.m. PST |
gloom which surrounded that horrible charnel pit, which seemed to go down to the very bowels of the earth, conveyed from far down the sights and sounds <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 05 Jul 2013 1:55 a.m. PST |
like murder to me, Inspector !' 'Evans, I believe that you've got it ! Well done, and after only twenty years on the <click> |
Etranger | 05 Jul 2013 8:55 p.m. PST |
throne, the incumbent has finallly passed
<click> |
snurl1 | 05 Jul 2013 9:20 p.m. PST |
gas in our car this weekend and the good news is it will cost less than it did last year. Don't be fooled though, this is not the start of a new <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 08 Jul 2013 5:21 a.m. PST |
potatoes, steamed with herbs and served with a properly cooked <click> |
Etranger | 08 Jul 2013 7:00 p.m. PST |
Ewok, a ferocious, carnivorous teddybear that
<click> |
snurl1 | 08 Jul 2013 11:14 p.m. PST |
70s Show,Eric Forman is a typical high school student growing up in Wisconsin in 1976 with his family and his friends. Together, they have the same kind of joys and sorrows <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 09 Jul 2013 4:19 a.m. PST |
cards for pain' is a line from the camp film <click> |
snurl1 | 09 Jul 2013 8:58 p.m. PST |
Eat My Dust!, A 1976 action film from New World Pictures starring Ron Howard. Howard agreed to star in the film which was shot in four weeks, although Howard's scenes were done in only ten days. It was originally entitled The Car and Griffith says he only suggested Eat My Dust! as a joke, but the marketing department at New World <click> |
Etranger | 09 Jul 2013 9:32 p.m. PST |
Orders a large serve of take away
<click> |
snurl1 | 10 Jul 2013 10:51 p.m. PST |
from the 2013 Social Security Trustees Report is that, in good times and bad, our Social Security system <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 13 Jul 2013 7:56 p.m. PST |
crashed, causing the entire report on Bunny Bop '13 to be lost. Data is being gathered to <click> |
War Monkey | 13 Jul 2013 9:19 p.m. PST |
Order now! If you order my humor book today I guarantee you'll be filled with <click> |
Etranger | 14 Jul 2013 6:43 p.m. PST |
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
. <click> |
snurl1 | 14 Jul 2013 9:51 p.m. PST |
![notes notes](boards/icons/notes.gif) Viva Las Vegas <click>
|
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 16 Jul 2013 8:36 p.m. PST |
- AKA Sin City – gamboling and gambling capitol of the USA. You can find anything you might want here – for a <click> |
Covert Walrus | 17 Jul 2013 4:18 p.m. PST |
- initial cost of around twenty pounds, further venting may be added to form a most effective central heating system in any house. Double glazing, the new window – <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 18 Jul 2013 5:04 a.m. PST |
a sort of chopped-up shredded metal – was tossed from the bombers in an attempt to foil <click> |
Etranger | 18 Jul 2013 5:58 p.m. PST |
..hats, used to shield the wearer from scanners trying to pick up
. <click> |
War Monkey | 18 Jul 2013 8:03 p.m. PST |
girls in two weeks if you order <click> |
snurl1 | 18 Jul 2013 11:23 p.m. PST |
to take that hill if practicable. <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 19 Jul 2013 4:57 p.m. PST |
but not if unpractical – no, indeed. Only if possible, not if impossible. And, of course, only if it can be done. If it can't be <click> |
snurl1 | 20 Jul 2013 12:06 a.m. PST |
Alive! I saw him dead and buried a week ago and now <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 20 Jul 2013 7:12 a.m. PST |
you see it, now you don't <click> |
Etranger | 20 Jul 2013 3:28 p.m. PST |
. you do that, young man! Wait until your mother
. <click> |