| snurl1 | 27 Apr 2013 11:46 p.m. PST |
comes marching home again hurrah, hurrah
We'll give him a hearty welcome then hurrah, HURRAH!
The men will cheer and the boys will shout,
The ladies they will all
<click>
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Ed Mohrmann  | 29 Apr 2013 1:11 p.m. PST |
strip naked, at high noon, in the display window of
Cremmins Emporium, so COME ON <click> |
| Covert Walrus | 29 Apr 2013 2:50 p.m. PST |
Eileen I swear, don't be mean, come on, let's - <click> |
| capncarp | 29 Apr 2013 3:53 p.m. PST |
…dance,
Put on your red shoes and dance the blues.
Lets dance to the song they're playin' on the…
click! |
| Etranger | 29 Apr 2013 7:31 p.m. PST |
underground railway, commonly called the … <click> |
| snurl1 | 30 Apr 2013 4:46 p.m. PST |
Place where the elephants go to die, where a fortune in Ivory lies for the taking. But the legends also tell that the place is guarded by the fierce
<click> |
| Ed Mohrmann | 07 May 2013 5:44 a.m. PST |
winds blew the fores'l to tatters, sir, and her head
wouldn't come 'round, so she foundered, right there,
when broached by a huge <click> |
| snurl1 | 07 May 2013 4:00 p.m. PST |
Whale of a tale
and its all true,
I swear by my tattoo
<click>
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| Etranger | 08 May 2013 8:06 p.m. PST |
"…..on my chinny chin chin."
"Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your ….. <click> |
| snurl1 | 09 May 2013 2:11 a.m. PST |
house, in the middle of our street
Our house, in the middle of our …
Our house it has a crowd
There's always something happening
And it's usually quite loud
Our mum she's so house-proud
Nothing ever slows her down
And a mess is not allowed
<click> |
| Ed Mohrmann | 09 May 2013 6:30 a.m. PST |
as how th' High Sheriff'd be 'round t' collect th'
tax or mebbe t' E-vict them as had not paid-up.' 'Wahl, there might be sommat a-waitin' that crowd
when <click> |
| snurl1 | 09 May 2013 11:41 p.m. PST |
that shark bites, with his teeth, babe
Scarlet billows start to spread
Fancy gloves, though, wears old MacHeath, babe
So there's nevah, nevah a trace of red.
Now on the sidewalk … uuh, huh … whoo … sunny mornin' … uuh, huh
Lies a body just oozin' life … eeek!
And someone's sneakin' ‘round the corner
Could that someone be
<click>
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| Etranger | 10 May 2013 3:12 p.m. PST |
or not to be, that is the question …. <click> |
| snurl1 | 11 May 2013 2:52 a.m. PST |
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to the poor!
Time will tell on their power minds
Making war just for fun
Treating people just like pawns in chess
Wait 'til their judgement day comes
Yeah!
Now in darkness world stops turning
Ashes where the bodies burning
No more war
<clicks> |
| Etranger | 11 May 2013 6:50 p.m. PST |
…, the famous French 75mm gun, later adopted and modified by the US … <click> |
| Ed Mohrmann | 12 May 2013 5:03 a.m. PST |
Grant, not Foster Grant, which is a brand of <click> |
 Murphy  | 12 May 2013 2:32 p.m. PST |
…The Whistling Gypsy came over the hill…
Down through the valley so sha-dy.
He whistled and he sang till the green woods rang…
And he won the heart of a …..
<click> |
| snurl1 | 12 May 2013 8:48 p.m. PST |
Rosie O'Grady,
Or the Colonel's fine lady,
They're all the same under
<click>
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| Ed Mohrmann | 13 May 2013 8:30 a.m. PST |
cover operative for Mossad.' 'With a name like Patrick Sullivan, right !?! Surely
you're mistaken, since <click> |
| snurl1 | 13 May 2013 9:00 p.m. PST |
only the best Tuna get to be Starkissed.
Sorry Charlie
<click> |
| Etranger | 14 May 2013 8:18 p.m. PST |
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| snurl1 | 17 May 2013 4:41 p.m. PST |
said "you shall not pass" and stood there, blocking the bridge
<click> |
| capncarp | 17 May 2013 6:01 p.m. PST |
or a full denture," opted Dr. Pulham of Yancombe, Pulham, and Drilham, Doctors of Dental Surgery. "If you get one more infection in that root…
Click! |
| Etranger | 18 May 2013 8:35 p.m. PST |
Canal under the bridge of Sighs.. |
| snurl1 | 20 May 2013 1:13 p.m. PST |
the judge, "Allright councillor, call your next witness"
"The defence
<click> |
| Covert Walrus | 20 May 2013 11:30 p.m. PST |
calls cardinal Richelieu to the stand " " I still think you're trying to stretch this case out – CARDINAL RICHELIEU?!?" <click> |
| Etranger | 21 May 2013 7:33 p.m. PST |
….. was treated for gonorrhea in 1605….. <click> |
| snurl1 | 22 May 2013 3:45 p.m. PST |
and hardly a man is still alive
who remembers that fateful day and year.
<click> |
| Karellian Knight | 28 May 2013 6:42 a.m. PST |
"Landlord a pint of beer, if you please and a sherry for the little…" <Click> |
| Your Kidding | 28 May 2013 2:17 p.m. PST |
"… modern day warrior, today's Tom Sawyer, He's a <click> |
| Etranger | 28 May 2013 6:18 p.m. PST |
billionaire philanthropist with a heart of gold and a very dark secret ….. <click> |
| snurl1 | 28 May 2013 11:43 p.m. PST |
compartment inside your Orphan Annie decoder ring!
To order yours, just send in
<click> |
| IronMike | 03 Jun 2013 9:04 p.m. PST |
And complete salvation from all your sins can be yours! Just send <click!> |
| snurl1 | 03 Jun 2013 10:48 p.m. PST |
my money next Friday
Now next Friday come I didn't get the rent,
And out the door I went
<click> |
| Etranger | 04 Jun 2013 4:00 a.m. PST |
….up the hill to fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown
and Jill came ….. <click> |
| capncarp | 04 Jun 2013 6:03 p.m. PST |
through the door, took one look at the chaos and clutter left by the fraternity boys and stormed right back…
click |
| snurl1 | 04 Jun 2013 11:33 p.m. PST |
to where you once belonged
Get back, get back
Get back to where you once belonged
Get back Loretta
Go home
<click>
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| capncarp | 05 Jun 2013 2:52 p.m. PST |
So hoist up the John B's sails,
See how the mainsail's set,
Call for the Captain ashore,
Let me go home. I wanna go home,
Please let me go home,
I feel so break-up…
Click |
| Etranger | 05 Jun 2013 7:24 p.m. PST |
"… and NEVER, EVER see you again!!!"
She shouted as she stormed out of the door …. <click> |
| snurl1 | 05 Jun 2013 10:24 p.m. PST |
and into my car
Now you're my angel divine
You're sixteen, you're beautiful and you're
<click> |
| Murphy | 06 Jun 2013 8:52 a.m. PST |
ready for true love!!!
Yes that's right…You've decided that it's time to take that big step!
So ask your doctor about which brand and type you should use for your pleasure…and hers!
Ask your doctor about…. <click> |
| Your Kidding | 06 Jun 2013 5:39 p.m. PST |
… mirrors on the ceiling, the pink champagne on ice. And she said, "We are all just prisoners here of our … |
| Etranger | 06 Jun 2013 8:49 p.m. PST |
centuries of inbreeding, leading up to a catastrophic union between the King of ….. <click> |
| snurl1 | 06 Jun 2013 9:02 p.m. PST |
Prussia Mall, Featuring a diverse mix of over 400 stores, including Nordstrom, Macy's, Neiman Marcus, Bloomingdale's, Lord & Taylor, and a collection of |
| Ed Mohrmann | 09 Jun 2013 1:23 p.m. PST |
alcohol you won't find this side of a Las Vegas Casino !' 'Yep, keep 'em liquored-up and they won't realize <click> |
| richarDISNEY | 10 Jun 2013 3:12 p.m. PST |
"…that giant robots are attacking the greater metropolitan area.
An urgent call goes out to Sky Captain, but since then…"
<click>
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| Ed Mohrmann | 10 Jun 2013 3:40 p.m. PST |
he hit me, Your Honor, violently struck my fist with
his nose, and viciously assaulted my knee with his
groin, so I had to <click> |
| Etranger | 10 Jun 2013 7:37 p.m. PST |
"… Do the twist
Do the fly
Do the swim
And do the bird
Well do the duck
Aaah, and do the monkey
Hey hey, watusi
And a what about the food
Do the mashed potato
What about the boogaloo
Oh, the bony marony
Come on let's do the …" <click> |
| snurl1 | 11 Jun 2013 1:46 a.m. PST |
Next 60 seconds this will be a test of the Emergency Broadcast system. This is only a test. If this had been an actual
<click> |
| Ed Mohrmann | 12 Jun 2013 6:24 a.m. PST |
mileage may vary, so don't blame us if <click> |
