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Covert Walrus04 Apr 2013 1:18 p.m. PST

found just about every night at the Dog And Calipers in the High Street, playing the piano!"

" He always was an odd one, even for a lag!"

" aye, that he was, Inspector! I recall his first pinch – Wearing a black leotard and armed with the rustiest -"

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP04 Apr 2013 3:32 p.m. PST

bananas make the best pudding, not to say close-
assault weaponry. Speckled with brown, and with
dark streaks running

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Etranger04 Apr 2013 6:36 p.m. PST

" ….down his nose
greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes
Drying in the cold sun
Watching as the frilly panties….."

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snurl104 Apr 2013 9:30 p.m. PST

notes
run run run run,
run run away,
Psycho killer
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Etranger04 Apr 2013 10:26 p.m. PST

….. Qu'est Que C'est?

Est-ce que c'est un oiseau,
est-ce que c'est un avion ?

Non! C'est le Surhomme!

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Karellian Knight05 Apr 2013 5:17 a.m. PST

Sadly he ended his days speaking utter twaddle, the drink did for him like it did for his…

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP05 Apr 2013 5:32 a.m. PST

left-hand was where his right-hand should have been,
his knee was attached at the hip rather than the end
of his thigh, and, to cap it off, his head

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snurl105 Apr 2013 9:51 p.m. PST

notes
!
(Oh yeah)
Mental Health will drive ya mad!
Bang your head
Mental health will dirve ya mad.
Mental health will drive ya crazeee
Mental health will
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Covert Walrus06 Apr 2013 2:01 a.m. PST

cannot be contested – even though it is highly irregular, Sweet Alice is now the property of Lady Berkely-Hoarse!"

Fat Wally almost sobbed into his gaga, as he heard the words. Words that doomed to woman he loved to a life on constant, total, and unending -

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Etranger06 Apr 2013 2:20 a.m. PST

Supply of caviar, truffles & Grand Cru Champagne. ' ..

Covert Walrus06 Apr 2013 1:56 p.m. PST

chilled and served with fresh fruit, or -"

"eee lad, that's nay a *proper* breakfast!"

"Sir?"

" Breakfast allas has fried bread, bacon and sausages, wi' heaps of -"

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capncarp06 Apr 2013 3:45 p.m. PST

pancakes right smack into the tarmac runway, flames ever'where, smoke too thick to see through, sireens wailin', ground crew racing up with extinguishers that they know won't even _touch_ the hellish walls o' flame bein' fed by the ruptured fuel tanks…when out of the wreckage he saunters, nary a scratch on him, his flight suit a trifle mussed and a few scorches on his…
Click!

Covert Walrus07 Apr 2013 2:19 p.m. PST

- lace trimmed bodice, in fine organdy, with a long pleated drape skirt, perfect for both ballroom and dinner party. ALways exquisitely turned out for the season's most lavish events,

<click>

Etranger07 Apr 2013 8:42 p.m. PST

including the ever popular pro-celebrity tag team all-in jello wrestling at the local …

<click>

snurl107 Apr 2013 11:01 p.m. PST

notes
po-leese station,
when your mama found out
she began to shout,
'Gonna send him to the house of detention.
It was against the law
It was against the law,
What your mama
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War Monkey08 Apr 2013 10:57 p.m. PST

is not all if you order now! you'll not only get one! not two! but <click>

Etranger09 Apr 2013 4:03 a.m. PST

The entire 1974-75 Ashes tour went down in history as ….
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP09 Apr 2013 5:21 a.m. PST

the victim dangled below, Inspector !'

'Evans – have you stopped taking your medication ?
Clearly, the victim was

<click>

War Monkey09 Apr 2013 10:05 a.m. PST

grandma's fruitcake again! Oh when will she ever give us a real <click>

snurl109 Apr 2013 11:26 p.m. PST

boy". Said Gepetto. "Goodnight Pinnochio"
And with that he went to sleep. But as he slept a very strange
<click>

War Monkey11 Apr 2013 2:19 p.m. PST

Ball Park Franks plump when you cook them, That's amazing how they plump to almost twice their <click>

Etranger11 Apr 2013 5:52 p.m. PST

overinflated egos plaguing this house of …

<click>

snurl111 Apr 2013 11:55 p.m. PST

Wax, starring Vincent Price and presented in astounding 3D vision
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Covert Walrus12 Apr 2013 2:06 p.m. PST

of Nicola Tesla was to send power through the air and earth via vibration. While practical in short ranges , such broadcast power runs into various losses -

<click>

Last Hussar12 Apr 2013 4:36 p.m. PST

…. estimated at $20 USD billion over 5 years.

The markets dipped on the news to…

<click>

Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP12 Apr 2013 6:29 p.m. PST

grin and bear it, Chief, that's the best we can do.'

'Sir, that order is just flat out

<click>

capncarp12 Apr 2013 7:35 p.m. PST

on the road, last service station miles back, no spare, jack busted, and with out a dime in his…
Click

snurl112 Apr 2013 11:59 p.m. PST

notes
pocket and he's headin' to the arcade,
Doesn't have much money but he's bringin' everything he made
<click>

Etranger13 Apr 2013 5:05 a.m. PST

in Japan.

<click>

Last Hussar13 Apr 2013 7:56 a.m. PST

From there we will hear from the 23rd international convention of …

<click>

Covert Walrus13 Apr 2013 2:15 p.m. PST

civil engineers, it was decided that astrological weather predictions which until recently were the main way construction groups predicted the time jobs would take, had become less accurate than meteorological forecasts. Astrological plots of weather have always been 61% correct in long-range -

<click>

Last Hussar13 Apr 2013 2:39 p.m. PST

…artillery. UN and NATO observers have stated that..

<click>

snurl114 Apr 2013 1:42 p.m. PST

notes
there's fire on the mountain
aand lightning in the air,
Gold in them hills
and its waitin' for
<click>

War Monkey14 Apr 2013 3:07 p.m. PST

Two for Tuesday sale, buy one at five dollars get one <click>

Etranger14 Apr 2013 11:18 p.m. PST

million bonus points! That's right with every purchase of the great new and improved super …..

<click>

snurl115 Apr 2013 9:58 p.m. PST

-man!
Faster than a speeding bullet!
More powerful than a locomotive!
Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound!
Superman, disguised as a mild mannered
<click>

Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP17 Apr 2013 5:31 a.m. PST

ruffian who takes his ease among the rich, hob-nobs
with the power elite, and has no care for

<click>

snurl117 Apr 2013 10:53 p.m. PST

notes
A Broker,
Its a deal deal deal
For a Driver,
Its a Wheel wheel wheel,
For a Landlord,
Its the Rent,
For a Smoker,
Its a
<click>

War Monkey17 Apr 2013 11:07 p.m. PST

Former Spanish politician poses topless on her knees looking to a side, wearing only a pair of transparent pink <click>

Etranger17 Apr 2013 11:23 p.m. PST

heavily armoured assault vehicles, deployed in an arc around the ….


<click>

snurl118 Apr 2013 4:34 p.m. PST

This time of year is when a young man's thoughts turn to

<click>

Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP22 Apr 2013 10:05 a.m. PST

the huge amounts of money to be made in professional

<click>

Coelacanth22 Apr 2013 10:44 a.m. PST

…knife-throwing, which she has pursued avidly since the age of fourteen. When asked how such an apparently normal young lady became so fascinated by this deadly art, she replied, "It was my grandfather's stories about the time he spent working for--"

<click>

snurl122 Apr 2013 10:29 p.m. PST

notes
The millionaire and his wife,
The movie star,
The professor and Mary Ann,
Here on
<click>

Covert Walrus23 Apr 2013 3:44 a.m. PST

in, whenever the name of Raffles is mentioned, I shall maintain it to that of an honorable man, even though his methods are not always those I can condone entirely!"

"Mister Holmes, I take that to be as great an honour as being bestowed with the Order Of The -

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Etranger23 Apr 2013 3:53 p.m. PST

"….Miss Nude Universe 1953?"

"And 1954!"

Etranger23 Apr 2013 3:53 p.m. PST

"We apologise for the accidental repeat playing of episode 3421 of Psalm for the Day. The offending staff member has been… "

snurl123 Apr 2013 11:34 p.m. PST

brought down to his knees by a thing called
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Covert Walrus27 Apr 2013 3:08 p.m. PST

forth from the black abyss, a slavering, lurching, creeping, gibbering monstrosity -

< click >

Etranger27 Apr 2013 4:08 p.m. PST

Here's Johnny!

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