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Karellian Knight14 Mar 2013 6:13 a.m. PST

"Dinner is served my lord"

"Thank you, Jeeves now will you pass the…"

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capncarp14 Mar 2013 1:57 p.m. PST

gasoline to the pit crew, the yellow flag is out and Billy-Bob-Ray-Cletus will be pulling in for a top-up. Hey, kid! Yeah, you! Off the jack! Get off! The jack…
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP14 Mar 2013 6:11 p.m. PST

of all trades – but Master of

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Etranger14 Mar 2013 10:50 p.m. PST

Ballantrae: A Winter's Tale is a book by the Scottish author Robert Louis Stevenson, focusing upon the conflict between two brothers, Scottish noblemen whose family is torn …….

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snurl115 Mar 2013 5:36 a.m. PST

from the fabric of reality and squirted out of the universe like a watermelon seed, never to be heard from
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP15 Mar 2013 1:25 p.m. PST

ear to ear, Inspector !'

'Come now, Evans. How does one become slashed "from
ear to ear" with a darning egg, which was apparently
the

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snurl115 Mar 2013 5:31 p.m. PST

favored close combat weapon of the German Sturmtruppen on the western front. With it's short handle and sharp rounded blade, the entrenchment tool was
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Covert Walrus15 Mar 2013 11:47 p.m. PST

carefully inserted into that waiting orifice which I could barely stand the quivering of. Next, he removed the two sets of clothes pegs, of which i did speak earlier, and smiled callously as i squirmed again as the blood and sensation both pounded back into my

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP16 Mar 2013 5:54 a.m. PST

word, Colonel, did you see the size of that crocodile !'

'Indeed, Captain I did. It was 30 feet long if an inch!
Detail a few of the men to

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Etranger16 Mar 2013 6:17 p.m. PST

form a conga-line on the dancefloor…

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snurl117 Mar 2013 4:36 a.m. PST

notes
and do a thing called the crocodile rock.
While the other kids were rockin round the clock,
we were doin' the
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP17 Mar 2013 6:42 a.m. PST

nastiest fight seen in these parts since the hyena
escaped from the circus sideshow and tangled with
Hollis's prize boar over to his pig farm !

The boar won in a split

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Personal logo Murphy Sponsoring Member of TMP17 Mar 2013 6:02 p.m. PST

right up the seat of his pants, when old lady McGillicuddy kicked him with her boots."
"No kiddn'?"
"That's what I said Charlie. No kiddin. I heard say that he screamed and cried like a girl when she kicked him."

"Well that's what he gets when he's caught wandering around late at night wearing only his…
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Etranger17 Mar 2013 10:20 p.m. PST

ceremonial robes, Bishops mitre and crook ….

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snurl118 Mar 2013 4:38 a.m. PST

s are surrounded by the cops, turns out the old warehouse wasn't such a good place to
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Etranger18 Mar 2013 7:22 p.m. PST

hold a bar-mitzvah ceremony …

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP19 Mar 2013 7:11 a.m. PST

held at Gilpin's Bar.'

'Strange place for a wedding,' I said.

'Well, when the son of a bunch of rummies marries
the daughter of the town drunk, what do you

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Etranger19 Mar 2013 10:56 p.m. PST

captured during the 1973 Arab-Israeli ….


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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP20 Mar 2013 7:15 a.m. PST

commerce is threatened by the rise of giant agrobusiness
interests in the Horn of Africa. Dedicated to raising
food crops useful to Mediterranean lifestyles, these

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capncarp20 Mar 2013 9:58 a.m. PST

…dreams go on when I close my eyes
Every second of the night I live another life
These dreams that sleep when it's cold outside
Every moment I'm…

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snurl120 Mar 2013 4:23 p.m. PST

notes
going to be a paperback writer,
Paperback writer
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Etranger20 Mar 2013 6:26 p.m. PST

of excessively florid and lurid tales of dubious morality and questionable …….

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP21 Mar 2013 7:30 a.m. PST

taste in furniture. The chaise's are OK, but the
gymnasia bars clash violently with

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Platybeladon21 Mar 2013 11:28 a.m. PST

Millwall supporters outside of the ground. Police say at least fans were…

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Personal logo Murphy Sponsoring Member of TMP21 Mar 2013 4:31 p.m. PST

in the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion sleeps to-nite!..

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snurl122 Mar 2013 4:36 a.m. PST

-time cold and flu releif, try Nyquil.
Now available in the handy 32 ounce bottle,
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP22 Mar 2013 5:06 a.m. PST

of poison was the obvious agent used by the murderer,
Inspector !'

'Evans – the gory chainsaw and dismembered victim don't
lead you to suspect any other

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snurl123 Mar 2013 7:31 a.m. PST

notes
Day,
Any other day of the week is fine,
but whenever Monday comes
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP24 Mar 2013 6:27 a.m. PST

down the staircase, trailing the long train of her
gown, she looks

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Platybeladon24 Mar 2013 12:35 p.m. PST

for a Frenchman named Maurice?"
"I'm sorry Inspector I know of no such person."
"Really, then please explain what you were doing at the….

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snurl124 Mar 2013 8:35 p.m. PST

notes
town.
Where I was born,
lived a man
who sailed the seas.
And he told
us of his life,
in the land
of
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Etranger24 Mar 2013 10:48 p.m. PST

" ….Honah Lee,
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called ….
"

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Last Hussar25 Mar 2013 9:46 a.m. PST

Afghanistan. The C130 transport aircraft was said to be…

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Etranger25 Mar 2013 6:08 p.m. PST

packed with fruity freshness, a gummy, yummy flavour blast for your peckish palate ….

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Last Hussar25 Mar 2013 6:21 p.m. PST

…which caused nausea, and vomiting.

In London Her Majesty the Queens inspected…

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flooglestreet26 Mar 2013 7:35 a.m. PST

my little deuce coupe
you don"t know what I got
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snurl127 Mar 2013 11:00 a.m. PST

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in my pocket?"
"Pocketses? What has it got in it's nassty pocketses?
Bagginses cheats!"
"No, I have asked you a riddle and now you have to
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Etranger27 Mar 2013 6:43 p.m. PST

"….evacuate the entire system at once!"

(second voice) "At once??"

"AT ONCE! Otherwise we're all …."

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snurl127 Mar 2013 11:32 p.m. PST

just a sittin' on an elephant's nose.
Old Doc Whovy, that fameous boy scout,
has all merit badges for knowing what it's
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Karellian Knight28 Mar 2013 6:53 a.m. PST

…huge!" She gasped, Peter looked at her, he smiled and said "But it's not that heavy, I'll think you can…."

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Last Hussar28 Mar 2013 1:29 p.m. PST

….make sure it's hot enough to avoid a soggy bottom…

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snurl128 Mar 2013 11:49 p.m. PST

feeders only come near the shore late at night and they spook easy so we can't use any flashlights. And for bait we're gonna use
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Etranger31 Mar 2013 6:31 p.m. PST

a bigger boat sheriff!
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snurl131 Mar 2013 9:14 p.m. PST

…is a what?
I said the new sheriff is a
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Tekawiz31 Mar 2013 11:30 p.m. PST

real nut – one that the squirrels didn't even bother to pick up, for believing….

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snurl101 Apr 2013 9:37 p.m. PST

…my bearer to be right behind me, as the rhino's head shot upwards when he caught our scent, I whispered, "hand me my rhino rifle"
I reached back in anticipation of the weapon's weight, patiently now for he was a good boy but a bit dull,
when the beast charged!
I turned and discovered that
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Etranger02 Apr 2013 7:36 p.m. PST

all my gladioli had withered!

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Last Hussar03 Apr 2013 2:47 a.m. PST

The best flower for a sandy soil is…

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snurl103 Apr 2013 10:10 p.m. PST

notes
going down
in a blaze of glory,
Goin' down
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP04 Apr 2013 4:23 a.m. PST

or eiderdown, both are acceptable. Exterior materials
can be

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