Karellian Knight | 14 Mar 2013 6:13 a.m. PST |
"Dinner is served my lord" "Thank you, Jeeves now will you pass the
" <Click> |
capncarp | 14 Mar 2013 1:57 p.m. PST |
gasoline to the pit crew, the yellow flag is out and Billy-Bob-Ray-Cletus will be pulling in for a top-up. Hey, kid! Yeah, you! Off the jack! Get off! The jack
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Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 14 Mar 2013 6:11 p.m. PST |
of all trades – but Master of <click> |
Etranger | 14 Mar 2013 10:50 p.m. PST |
Ballantrae: A Winter's Tale is a book by the Scottish author Robert Louis Stevenson, focusing upon the conflict between two brothers, Scottish noblemen whose family is torn
. <click> |
snurl1 | 15 Mar 2013 5:36 a.m. PST |
from the fabric of reality and squirted out of the universe like a watermelon seed, never to be heard from <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 15 Mar 2013 1:25 p.m. PST |
ear to ear, Inspector !' 'Come now, Evans. How does one become slashed "from ear to ear" with a darning egg, which was apparently the <click> |
snurl1 | 15 Mar 2013 5:31 p.m. PST |
favored close combat weapon of the German Sturmtruppen on the western front. With it's short handle and sharp rounded blade, the entrenchment tool was <click> |
Covert Walrus | 15 Mar 2013 11:47 p.m. PST |
carefully inserted into that waiting orifice which I could barely stand the quivering of. Next, he removed the two sets of clothes pegs, of which i did speak earlier, and smiled callously as i squirmed again as the blood and sensation both pounded back into my <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 16 Mar 2013 5:54 a.m. PST |
word, Colonel, did you see the size of that crocodile !' 'Indeed, Captain I did. It was 30 feet long if an inch! Detail a few of the men to <click> |
Etranger | 16 Mar 2013 6:17 p.m. PST |
form a conga-line on the dancefloor
<click> |
snurl1 | 17 Mar 2013 4:36 a.m. PST |
![notes notes](boards/icons/notes.gif) and do a thing called the crocodile rock. While the other kids were rockin round the clock, we were doin' the <click>
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Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 17 Mar 2013 6:42 a.m. PST |
nastiest fight seen in these parts since the hyena escaped from the circus sideshow and tangled with Hollis's prize boar over to his pig farm ! The boar won in a split <click> |
Murphy ![Sponsoring Member of TMP Sponsoring Member of TMP](boards/icons/sponsor.gif) | 17 Mar 2013 6:02 p.m. PST |
right up the seat of his pants, when old lady McGillicuddy kicked him with her boots." "No kiddn'?" "That's what I said Charlie. No kiddin. I heard say that he screamed and cried like a girl when she kicked him." "Well that's what he gets when he's caught wandering around late at night wearing only his
<click> |
Etranger | 17 Mar 2013 10:20 p.m. PST |
ceremonial robes, Bishops mitre and crook
. <click> |
snurl1 | 18 Mar 2013 4:38 a.m. PST |
s are surrounded by the cops, turns out the old warehouse wasn't such a good place to <click> |
Etranger | 18 Mar 2013 7:22 p.m. PST |
hold a bar-mitzvah ceremony
<click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 19 Mar 2013 7:11 a.m. PST |
held at Gilpin's Bar.' 'Strange place for a wedding,' I said. 'Well, when the son of a bunch of rummies marries the daughter of the town drunk, what do you <click> |
Etranger | 19 Mar 2013 10:56 p.m. PST |
captured during the 1973 Arab-Israeli
. <click>
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Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 20 Mar 2013 7:15 a.m. PST |
commerce is threatened by the rise of giant agrobusiness interests in the Horn of Africa. Dedicated to raising food crops useful to Mediterranean lifestyles, these <click> |
capncarp | 20 Mar 2013 9:58 a.m. PST |
dreams go on when I close my eyes Every second of the night I live another life These dreams that sleep when it's cold outside Every moment I'm
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snurl1 | 20 Mar 2013 4:23 p.m. PST |
![notes notes](boards/icons/notes.gif) going to be a paperback writer, Paperback writer <click>
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Etranger | 20 Mar 2013 6:26 p.m. PST |
of excessively florid and lurid tales of dubious morality and questionable
. <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 21 Mar 2013 7:30 a.m. PST |
taste in furniture. The chaise's are OK, but the gymnasia bars clash violently with <click> |
Platybeladon | 21 Mar 2013 11:28 a.m. PST |
Millwall supporters outside of the ground. Police say at least fans were
<click> |
Murphy ![Sponsoring Member of TMP Sponsoring Member of TMP](boards/icons/sponsor.gif) | 21 Mar 2013 4:31 p.m. PST |
in the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion sleeps to-nite!.. <click> |
snurl1 | 22 Mar 2013 4:36 a.m. PST |
-time cold and flu releif, try Nyquil. Now available in the handy 32 ounce bottle, <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 22 Mar 2013 5:06 a.m. PST |
of poison was the obvious agent used by the murderer, Inspector !' 'Evans – the gory chainsaw and dismembered victim don't lead you to suspect any other <click> |
snurl1 | 23 Mar 2013 7:31 a.m. PST |
![notes notes](boards/icons/notes.gif) Day, Any other day of the week is fine, but whenever Monday comes <click>
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Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 24 Mar 2013 6:27 a.m. PST |
down the staircase, trailing the long train of her gown, she looks <click> |
Platybeladon | 24 Mar 2013 12:35 p.m. PST |
for a Frenchman named Maurice?" "I'm sorry Inspector I know of no such person." "Really, then please explain what you were doing at the
. <click> |
snurl1 | 24 Mar 2013 8:35 p.m. PST |
![notes notes](boards/icons/notes.gif) town. Where I was born, lived a man who sailed the seas. And he told us of his life, in the land of <click>
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Etranger | 24 Mar 2013 10:48 p.m. PST |
"
.Honah Lee, Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called
." <click>. |
Last Hussar | 25 Mar 2013 9:46 a.m. PST |
Afghanistan. The C130 transport aircraft was said to be
<click> |
Etranger | 25 Mar 2013 6:08 p.m. PST |
packed with fruity freshness, a gummy, yummy flavour blast for your peckish palate
. <click> |
Last Hussar | 25 Mar 2013 6:21 p.m. PST |
which caused nausea, and vomiting. In London Her Majesty the Queens inspected
<click> |
flooglestreet | 26 Mar 2013 7:35 a.m. PST |
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snurl1 | 27 Mar 2013 11:00 a.m. PST |
<click> in my pocket?" "Pocketses? What has it got in it's nassty pocketses? Bagginses cheats!" "No, I have asked you a riddle and now you have to <click> |
Etranger | 27 Mar 2013 6:43 p.m. PST |
"
.evacuate the entire system at once!" (second voice) "At once??" "AT ONCE! Otherwise we're all
." <click> |
snurl1 | 27 Mar 2013 11:32 p.m. PST |
just a sittin' on an elephant's nose. Old Doc Whovy, that fameous boy scout, has all merit badges for knowing what it's <click> |
Karellian Knight | 28 Mar 2013 6:53 a.m. PST |
huge!" She gasped, Peter looked at her, he smiled and said "But it's not that heavy, I'll think you can
." <Click> |
Last Hussar | 28 Mar 2013 1:29 p.m. PST |
.make sure it's hot enough to avoid a soggy bottom
<click> |
snurl1 | 28 Mar 2013 11:49 p.m. PST |
feeders only come near the shore late at night and they spook easy so we can't use any flashlights. And for bait we're gonna use <click> |
Etranger | 31 Mar 2013 6:31 p.m. PST |
a bigger boat sheriff! <click> |
snurl1 | 31 Mar 2013 9:14 p.m. PST |
is a what? I said the new sheriff is a <click> |
Tekawiz | 31 Mar 2013 11:30 p.m. PST |
real nut – one that the squirrels didn't even bother to pick up, for believing
. <click> |
snurl1 | 01 Apr 2013 9:37 p.m. PST |
my bearer to be right behind me, as the rhino's head shot upwards when he caught our scent, I whispered, "hand me my rhino rifle" I reached back in anticipation of the weapon's weight, patiently now for he was a good boy but a bit dull, when the beast charged! I turned and discovered that <click> |
Etranger | 02 Apr 2013 7:36 p.m. PST |
all my gladioli had withered! <click> |
Last Hussar | 03 Apr 2013 2:47 a.m. PST |
The best flower for a sandy soil is
<click> |
snurl1 | 03 Apr 2013 10:10 p.m. PST |
![notes notes](boards/icons/notes.gif) going down in a blaze of glory, Goin' down <click>
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Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 04 Apr 2013 4:23 a.m. PST |
or eiderdown, both are acceptable. Exterior materials can be <click> |