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14Bore09 Feb 2013 6:30 p.m. PST

my home town, on the 4th of July, with apple pie, hamburgers and fireworks, blasting off in the night
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP10 Feb 2013 7:55 a.m. PST

sweats are the remnants of malaria. Those afflicted
with the disease can look forward to

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Platybeladon10 Feb 2013 12:08 p.m. PST

a seven day break, full board and drinks thrown in. Plus we'll give you £500.00 GBP spending money for….

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capncarp10 Feb 2013 5:28 p.m. PST

nothin', and your chicks for free.

We gotta install microwave ovens, custom kitchen delivery.
We gotta move these refrigerators, we gotta move these color…

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Etranger10 Feb 2013 8:06 p.m. PST

…ed lights in the sky, known as the Aurora Borealis. We now know that they are made by …

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP11 Feb 2013 7:22 a.m. PST

the sidewalk, just snoring away ! That must have been
quality booze he was

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snurl111 Feb 2013 5:05 p.m. PST

notes
cut in a hundred places,
and he was shot in a couple more,
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP11 Feb 2013 8:44 p.m. PST

morphine, nurse, more morphine ! He's really in a
lot of pain ! Good Lord, he's coding ! Quick, the
crash cart, stat, and call

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Etranger11 Feb 2013 10:13 p.m. PST

…….. your number,
8-6-7-5-3-0-9 (8-6-7-5-3-0-9)
8-6-7-5-3-0-9 (8-6-7-5-3-0-9)

Jenny, Jenny who can I turn to? (8-6-7-5-3-0-9)
For the price of a dime I can always turn …….

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snurl112 Feb 2013 12:08 a.m. PST

notes
the page.
There I am.
On the road again.
There I go,
Up on the
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP12 Feb 2013 6:59 a.m. PST

quality of Mercy has certainly gone down-hill.

Once one of the finest rehabilitation centers in the
West, the staff and facility of Mercy Repose have each

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Etranger13 Feb 2013 11:24 p.m. PST

ended up in the dumpster of life known as ….

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snurl114 Feb 2013 3:50 a.m. PST

notes
Down at the shore, everythings allright,
Me and my baby on a Saturday
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Thieses14 Feb 2013 3:33 p.m. PST

…and King Friday the XIII were married in the neighborhood of make-believe in the 70's. Their son Prince Tuesday was born and eventually…
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Etranger14 Feb 2013 5:55 p.m. PST

… he played for Sheffield Wednesday …

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Thieses15 Feb 2013 9:25 a.m. PST

…and Pugsley and Uncle Fester, where are you? Morticia and I waiting in the den. Thing, It's nice to see you have taken up juggling fire again. How many balls…
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snurl115 Feb 2013 11:46 p.m. PST

can be launched simultaniously in the event of a
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capncarp16 Feb 2013 4:56 p.m. PST

jock-strap explosion, Inspector Kravitz? Ancient Chinese saying: "Man who get kicked without jock strap soon to have no means of support."


Uh, yes, Mr. Chan…
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flooglestreet16 Feb 2013 6:41 p.m. PST

ces are, 'cause I wear a silly
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snurl117 Feb 2013 12:01 a.m. PST

notes
blue collar man
Make me an offer that I can't refuse
Make me respectable man
This is my last time in the unemployment line
So like it or not
I'll take those
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP17 Feb 2013 1:31 p.m. PST

few who have sense are laying in stocks of

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Etranger17 Feb 2013 10:00 p.m. PST

creamfilled puff pastry in this hot weather! In temperatures over 72 degrees we recommend ….

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP18 Feb 2013 6:37 p.m. PST

against the Riesling with pork, which deserves a much
better white wine and under no circumstances should

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flooglestreet18 Feb 2013 8:09 p.m. PST

you take Mad Dog 20 20 out of the brown paper
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snurl118 Feb 2013 10:25 p.m. PST

bags under the eyes? Reduce the look of dark circles. New from Estée Lauder, This new, labrotory tested
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Etranger18 Feb 2013 11:10 p.m. PST

death ray will destroy all living …

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snurl120 Feb 2013 4:29 a.m. PST

Pubic lice, or crabs, are parasitic insects found in the genital area. Pubic lice symptoms include itching in the genital area, visible lice eggs, or crawling
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flooglestreet21 Feb 2013 8:00 p.m. PST

to the launch pad with the assembled Space Shuttle System on it's
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Etranger21 Feb 2013 11:56 p.m. PST

sick bed. The quivering mass under the sheets suddenly …

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snurl123 Feb 2013 5:34 p.m. PST

Jumped to his sleigh,
To his team gave a whistle,
and away they all flew,
like the down on a
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP25 Feb 2013 8:11 p.m. PST

speeding bullet, more powerful than a

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Etranger25 Feb 2013 10:54 p.m. PST

slumbering snail….

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snurl126 Feb 2013 6:36 p.m. PST

twice as ugly as that old hag out by the bus stop.
Wait a minute, that was no hag, that's my
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flooglestreet27 Feb 2013 8:16 a.m. PST

baby
no sir, don't mean
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP02 Mar 2013 11:22 a.m. PST

a thang, nary thang, 'n Missy Lou will tell ya, h'it don'
mean

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snurl103 Mar 2013 12:12 a.m. PST

notes
you mean that much to me
So if I call you
Don't make a fuss
Don't tell your friends about the two of us
I'm not in love, no no, it's because..

I keep your picture
Upon the wall
It hides a nasty
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP03 Mar 2013 7:20 a.m. PST

cut, inflicted by a rusty table-knife, Inspector !'

'Evans – to begin with, the victim was beheaded, which
should hardly be called a "nasty cut", therefore your
report shall have to be

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flooglestreet03 Mar 2013 8:21 a.m. PST

return to sender
address
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capncarp03 Mar 2013 9:44 a.m. PST

--a _dress_ you say, Inspector? Funny thing for a horse to be wearing, even if it was found in a dance hall. Very well, scrape up all the bits and blot up the rest as best you might, load them into a lorry and…
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Etranger03 Mar 2013 9:21 p.m. PST

"dispatch them to the IKEA kitchen forthwith!"…..


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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP06 Mar 2013 6:56 a.m. PST

malice towards all and charity for me, that's my
motto !'

'And you plan on standing for Council on that platform,
do you ? How many votes do you

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capncarp06 Mar 2013 8:30 p.m. PST

take this woman in holy matrimony? To have and to hold, to love, honor, and cherish, all the days…
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Etranger06 Mar 2013 9:10 p.m. PST

Of Our Lives, is a long standing soap opera on the …

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Platybeladon07 Mar 2013 12:03 p.m. PST

Dark Side of the Moon, the eighth studio album by the English progressive rock band Pink Floyd, released in March 1973. The Dark Side of the Moon's themes include conflict, greed, the passage of time, and mental illness, the latter partly inspired by ………

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP11 Mar 2013 6:22 a.m. PST

the time you've finished that analysis, the thieves
will be on their way to

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Etranger11 Mar 2013 9:14 p.m. PST

be or not to be, that is the…..

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snurl112 Mar 2013 2:38 p.m. PST

ways of a Jedi like my father?
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP13 Mar 2013 5:55 p.m. PST

Abraham, three hundred thousand

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capncarp13 Mar 2013 6:37 p.m. PST

Moore Beef Stew--Kids love a nice, hot bowl of Dinty Moore stew after an afternoon of frolicking in the snow, making snow-angels, or building snowball-fight forts. Keep them warm inside with plenty of Din…
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Etranger13 Mar 2013 10:42 p.m. PST

Din! Din!
You limping lump o' brick-dust Gunga …..

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