14Bore | 09 Feb 2013 6:30 p.m. PST |
my home town, on the 4th of July, with apple pie, hamburgers and fireworks, blasting off in the night <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 10 Feb 2013 7:55 a.m. PST |
sweats are the remnants of malaria. Those afflicted with the disease can look forward to <click> |
Platybeladon | 10 Feb 2013 12:08 p.m. PST |
a seven day break, full board and drinks thrown in. Plus we'll give you £500.00 GBP spending money for
. <click> |
capncarp | 10 Feb 2013 5:28 p.m. PST |
nothin', and your chicks for free. We gotta install microwave ovens, custom kitchen delivery. We gotta move these refrigerators, we gotta move these color
Click. |
Etranger | 10 Feb 2013 8:06 p.m. PST |
ed lights in the sky, known as the Aurora Borealis. We now know that they are made by
<click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 11 Feb 2013 7:22 a.m. PST |
the sidewalk, just snoring away ! That must have been quality booze he was <click> |
snurl1 | 11 Feb 2013 5:05 p.m. PST |
![notes notes](boards/icons/notes.gif) cut in a hundred places, and he was shot in a couple more, <click>
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Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 11 Feb 2013 8:44 p.m. PST |
morphine, nurse, more morphine ! He's really in a lot of pain ! Good Lord, he's coding ! Quick, the crash cart, stat, and call <click> |
Etranger | 11 Feb 2013 10:13 p.m. PST |
.. your number, 8-6-7-5-3-0-9 (8-6-7-5-3-0-9) 8-6-7-5-3-0-9 (8-6-7-5-3-0-9) Jenny, Jenny who can I turn to? (8-6-7-5-3-0-9) For the price of a dime I can always turn
. <click> |
snurl1 | 12 Feb 2013 12:08 a.m. PST |
![notes notes](boards/icons/notes.gif) the page. There I am. On the road again. There I go, Up on the <click>
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Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 12 Feb 2013 6:59 a.m. PST |
quality of Mercy has certainly gone down-hill. Once one of the finest rehabilitation centers in the West, the staff and facility of Mercy Repose have each <click> |
Etranger | 13 Feb 2013 11:24 p.m. PST |
ended up in the dumpster of life known as
. <click> |
snurl1 | 14 Feb 2013 3:50 a.m. PST |
![notes notes](boards/icons/notes.gif) Down at the shore, everythings allright, Me and my baby on a Saturday <click>
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Thieses | 14 Feb 2013 3:33 p.m. PST |
and King Friday the XIII were married in the neighborhood of make-believe in the 70's. Their son Prince Tuesday was born and eventually
<click> |
Etranger | 14 Feb 2013 5:55 p.m. PST |
he played for Sheffield Wednesday
<click> |
Thieses | 15 Feb 2013 9:25 a.m. PST |
and Pugsley and Uncle Fester, where are you? Morticia and I waiting in the den. Thing, It's nice to see you have taken up juggling fire again. How many balls
<click> |
snurl1 | 15 Feb 2013 11:46 p.m. PST |
can be launched simultaniously in the event of a <click> |
capncarp | 16 Feb 2013 4:56 p.m. PST |
jock-strap explosion, Inspector Kravitz? Ancient Chinese saying: "Man who get kicked without jock strap soon to have no means of support." Uh, yes, Mr. Chan
Click!
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flooglestreet | 16 Feb 2013 6:41 p.m. PST |
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snurl1 | 17 Feb 2013 12:01 a.m. PST |
![notes notes](boards/icons/notes.gif) blue collar man Make me an offer that I can't refuse Make me respectable man This is my last time in the unemployment line So like it or not I'll take those <click>
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Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 17 Feb 2013 1:31 p.m. PST |
few who have sense are laying in stocks of <click> |
Etranger | 17 Feb 2013 10:00 p.m. PST |
creamfilled puff pastry in this hot weather! In temperatures over 72 degrees we recommend
. <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 18 Feb 2013 6:37 p.m. PST |
against the Riesling with pork, which deserves a much better white wine and under no circumstances should <click> |
flooglestreet | 18 Feb 2013 8:09 p.m. PST |
you take Mad Dog 20 20 out of the brown paper <click> |
snurl1 | 18 Feb 2013 10:25 p.m. PST |
bags under the eyes? Reduce the look of dark circles. New from Estée Lauder, This new, labrotory tested <click> |
Etranger | 18 Feb 2013 11:10 p.m. PST |
death ray will destroy all living
<click> |
snurl1 | 20 Feb 2013 4:29 a.m. PST |
Pubic lice, or crabs, are parasitic insects found in the genital area. Pubic lice symptoms include itching in the genital area, visible lice eggs, or crawling <click> |
flooglestreet | 21 Feb 2013 8:00 p.m. PST |
to the launch pad with the assembled Space Shuttle System on it's <click> |
Etranger | 21 Feb 2013 11:56 p.m. PST |
sick bed. The quivering mass under the sheets suddenly
<click> |
snurl1 | 23 Feb 2013 5:34 p.m. PST |
Jumped to his sleigh, To his team gave a whistle, and away they all flew, like the down on a <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 25 Feb 2013 8:11 p.m. PST |
speeding bullet, more powerful than a <click> |
Etranger | 25 Feb 2013 10:54 p.m. PST |
slumbering snail
. <click> |
snurl1 | 26 Feb 2013 6:36 p.m. PST |
twice as ugly as that old hag out by the bus stop. Wait a minute, that was no hag, that's my <click> |
flooglestreet | 27 Feb 2013 8:16 a.m. PST |
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Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 02 Mar 2013 11:22 a.m. PST |
a thang, nary thang, 'n Missy Lou will tell ya, h'it don' mean <click> |
snurl1 | 03 Mar 2013 12:12 a.m. PST |
![notes notes](boards/icons/notes.gif) you mean that much to me So if I call you Don't make a fuss Don't tell your friends about the two of us I'm not in love, no no, it's because..
I keep your picture Upon the wall It hides a nasty <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 03 Mar 2013 7:20 a.m. PST |
cut, inflicted by a rusty table-knife, Inspector !' 'Evans – to begin with, the victim was beheaded, which should hardly be called a "nasty cut", therefore your report shall have to be <click> |
flooglestreet | 03 Mar 2013 8:21 a.m. PST |
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capncarp | 03 Mar 2013 9:44 a.m. PST |
--a _dress_ you say, Inspector? Funny thing for a horse to be wearing, even if it was found in a dance hall. Very well, scrape up all the bits and blot up the rest as best you might, load them into a lorry and
click |
Etranger | 03 Mar 2013 9:21 p.m. PST |
"dispatch them to the IKEA kitchen forthwith!"
.. <click>
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Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 06 Mar 2013 6:56 a.m. PST |
malice towards all and charity for me, that's my motto !' 'And you plan on standing for Council on that platform, do you ? How many votes do you <click> |
capncarp | 06 Mar 2013 8:30 p.m. PST |
take this woman in holy matrimony? To have and to hold, to love, honor, and cherish, all the days
click |
Etranger | 06 Mar 2013 9:10 p.m. PST |
Of Our Lives, is a long standing soap opera on the
<click> |
Platybeladon | 07 Mar 2013 12:03 p.m. PST |
Dark Side of the Moon, the eighth studio album by the English progressive rock band Pink Floyd, released in March 1973. The Dark Side of the Moon's themes include conflict, greed, the passage of time, and mental illness, the latter partly inspired by
<click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 11 Mar 2013 6:22 a.m. PST |
the time you've finished that analysis, the thieves will be on their way to <click> |
Etranger | 11 Mar 2013 9:14 p.m. PST |
be or not to be, that is the
.. <click> |
snurl1 | 12 Mar 2013 2:38 p.m. PST |
ways of a Jedi like my father? <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 13 Mar 2013 5:55 p.m. PST |
Abraham, three hundred thousand <click> |
capncarp | 13 Mar 2013 6:37 p.m. PST |
Moore Beef Stew--Kids love a nice, hot bowl of Dinty Moore stew after an afternoon of frolicking in the snow, making snow-angels, or building snowball-fight forts. Keep them warm inside with plenty of Din
Click! |
Etranger | 13 Mar 2013 10:42 p.m. PST |
Din! Din! You limping lump o' brick-dust Gunga
.. <click> |