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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP14 Jan 2013 8:27 a.m. PST

in tax collections for the fourth quarter, which means
that payments to various departments of government will
not occur as the budget schedules have it.'

'Does this mean that the paving on 116th street will

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flooglestreet14 Jan 2013 7:04 p.m. PST

follow the yellow brick road
follow the yellow brick road
follow the follow the
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Etranger14 Jan 2013 8:24 p.m. PST

"… long and winding road that leads to your door
Will never disappear
I've seen that road before it always leads me here
Leads me to your …"

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snurl115 Jan 2013 12:09 a.m. PST

notes
Door, somebodys ringin' the bell.
Do me a favor, open the door and let 'em
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capncarp15 Jan 2013 8:05 a.m. PST

be, let it be, let it be, now, let it be.
Whisper words of wis…
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Etranger15 Jan 2013 7:40 p.m. PST

" ….dom, OBE,was an English actor, comedian and singer-songwriter best known for a series of comedy films produced between 1953 and 1966 featuring his hapless onscreen character Norman …. "

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snurl115 Jan 2013 11:05 p.m. PST

Rockwell International, a maker of spacecraft parts and engines, took a pounding on US and International exchanges today, precluding
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP17 Jan 2013 5:20 a.m. PST

any attempt at escape, Sheriff.'

'Why then are the door handles on the inside of the
patrol cars' rear doors, Clifford ? Our design spec
clearly stipulates that

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Etranger17 Jan 2013 7:25 p.m. PST

yawning chasms fall vertiginously away on both sides of the narrow….

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snurl119 Jan 2013 3:42 a.m. PST

notes
pass,
move along, move along.
Come inside the shows about to start.
Guaranteed to blow your
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP19 Jan 2013 2:35 p.m. PST

the cream in my coffee,
you're the salt in my stew !

I would never dare
go to anywhere
I'd be lost without

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Etranger20 Jan 2013 12:59 a.m. PST

the satnav …

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Platybeladon20 Jan 2013 5:36 a.m. PST

which was lost and never found. Which meant that the only memory he had of that day was……….
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP20 Jan 2013 7:31 a.m. PST

it you who impersonated the Prince, took the exam, and
made a miserable botch of it, Wilkes ? Or was it

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snurl120 Jan 2013 7:31 a.m. PST

notes
one bourbon,
one scotch,
one beer
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capncarp20 Jan 2013 7:30 p.m. PST

-soaked rummy looks pretty much like another, Jonesy.

Gee, Mulligan, do all cops lose their humanity after a long active….
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snurl122 Jan 2013 7:13 a.m. PST

notes
Three hour tour.
The weather started getting rough,
the tiny ship was tossed,
If not for the courage of the fearless crew,
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Etranger22 Jan 2013 7:07 p.m. PST

of the 71st (Highland) Regiment of Foot. Also known as Frasers'……

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snurl123 Jan 2013 4:13 a.m. PST

sapsuckers, these birds drill holes in trees and eat the sap and insects drawn to it. They may also pick insects from tree trunks or catch them in flight. They also eat fruit and

Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP23 Jan 2013 8:05 a.m. PST

chuck it in the rathole, followed by a match. BOOM !
No more rats, eh ?

The house – well, if you have insurance, no problem
and if not, well, sell the property as rat-free
and ready for

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Platybeladon23 Jan 2013 11:25 a.m. PST

tea vicar? Milk and two sugars as I recall."
"Thank you Miss Marple, now may I ask exactly why you wanted to see my…
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snurl124 Jan 2013 2:45 a.m. PST

bottom feeder is popular as it is perceived that they will "clean up" the tank. Generally, they are only useful for consuming the extra food left by
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flooglestreet24 Jan 2013 10:57 a.m. PST

hillbilly truck drivers at the roadside truckstops where
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snurl125 Jan 2013 3:02 a.m. PST

They only come out at night.
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP27 Jan 2013 4:59 a.m. PST

-crawlers, a whole bucketful, and a cane pole, and m'dawg
and head down to

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capncarp27 Jan 2013 8:00 p.m. PST

proper luge posture, maintaining just enough clearance to keep the helmet from impacting the ice's surface, yet low enough to take advantage of…
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snurl128 Jan 2013 6:29 a.m. PST

the tiny ribs which will stimulate both you and your partner to a new height of
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP28 Jan 2013 8:45 a.m. PST

arrogance, M'lord, and will no longer be

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snurl128 Jan 2013 5:09 p.m. PST

covered by Social Security part B or most major insurance companies. We guarantee that
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Etranger28 Jan 2013 8:43 p.m. PST

the pain from the sting is excruciating, the worst that you've ever….

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snurl129 Jan 2013 12:30 a.m. PST

had, in fact that advice was so bad that I
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP29 Jan 2013 11:48 a.m. PST

shall be eternally grateful for that advice, Thomas,
not to dash out in front of a speeding

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Shark Six Three Zero29 Jan 2013 2:07 p.m. PST

Chihuahua that has been terrorizing people near the <click>

capncarp29 Jan 2013 6:53 p.m. PST

petunia patch in the tea garden, Mum," stated Grimsby softly.
"I'm afraid we'll have quite a bit of, um, debris to scoop out of the hydrangeas, as well."
"Grimsby, see too it that the gardener is given a full…"
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Etranger29 Jan 2013 8:04 p.m. PST

"servicing and lubrication."

A full servicing, Sir? Are you sure? murmured the ….

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snurl130 Jan 2013 2:40 a.m. PST

notes
man on the silver mountain.
Im the day, Im the day
I can show you the way
And look Im right beside you
Im the night, Im the night
Im the dark and the light
With eyes that see inside
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP30 Jan 2013 7:50 a.m. PST

'- the 20, Bill, with a first down !'

'Fantastic catch, Jim, especially for a guy with
no

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flooglestreet30 Jan 2013 7:29 p.m. PST

Wagon Wheels wagon wheels keep on a
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YouTube link

snurl130 Jan 2013 10:12 p.m. PST

notes
rolling on the river
If you come down to the river
Bet you gonna find some people who live
You don't have to worry 'cause you have no money
People on the river are happy to
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Covert Walrus30 Jan 2013 10:32 p.m. PST

- Oblige, Armstrong!"

( Sounds of twin .45s firing)

"Arrgh!"

"Seems like I met your challenge, Armstrong! Care to give up and get that wound seen to?"

"No . . . If I survive and he even thinks I squealed – No, it's -"

"Whillikers, what's he doing with the harness?"

"Armstrong, stop! We can protect -"

(Long drawn out scream of a man plummeting )

" He . . . Just let himself fall . . . "

"That was a man more afraid of another person than death. Who could inspire such horror in a -"

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capncarp31 Jan 2013 5:07 p.m. PST

pink Cadillac,
Crushed velvet seats
Riding in the back
Oozing down the street
Waving to the girls
Feeling out of sight
Spending all my money
On a Saturday night
Honey I just wonder what it feels like in the back
Of your…

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Etranger31 Jan 2013 5:21 p.m. PST

pair of 40,000 ton battleships duking it out over a stretch of …

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flooglestreet31 Jan 2013 8:31 p.m. PST

yoga practitioners, or a gamble of stockbrokers, all common groups seen in Cathedral square on a warm summers

snurl102 Feb 2013 12:02 a.m. PST

notes
night,
would you offer your throat to the wolf with the
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Etranger02 Feb 2013 5:58 p.m. PST

Diamond Credit Card? That's right, for only a little more, you too can upgrade to ..

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snurl103 Feb 2013 4:17 p.m. PST

notes
tickets to paradise,
c'mon, pack your bags we
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Etranger05 Feb 2013 7:28 p.m. PST

….are lost!"

"I'm just following the stanav's instructions, Dear…."

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snurl106 Feb 2013 2:58 a.m. PST

;Down On The Corner, out in the street,
Willy and the Poorboys are playin';
Bring a nickel; tap your

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP09 Feb 2013 8:06 a.m. PST

own wisdom, Andrews, rather than asking the dum-dums
down at

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flooglestreet09 Feb 2013 1:01 p.m. PST

Swanee How I love ya how I love ya
My dear old Swanee
I'd give the world to be
among the folks at
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YouTube link

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