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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP14 Dec 2012 8:01 a.m. PST

corner of Don't Walk and One Way, officer. I
think it was a three-wheeled mini-car of some sort,
maybe one of those Italian imports, maybe not, but
for sure it caused one heck of a

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flooglestreet14 Dec 2012 1:38 p.m. PST

bunch of coconuts
see them all a standing in a
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Etranger14 Dec 2012 4:33 p.m. PST

spiral nebula, as seen in photographs taken from half a ….

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snurl115 Dec 2012 3:01 a.m. PST

league, half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
"Forward, the Light Brigade!
"Charge for the guns!" he said:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the

Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP16 Dec 2012 8:52 a.m. PST

thing all the way down, 'til she finally splashed-in
'bout a mile off-shore. 'Course, the Coasties rushed
out, but

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Etranger16 Dec 2012 9:51 p.m. PST

….
Now, I'm just gonna sit at the dock of the bay
Watching the tide roll away
Oooo-wee, sittin' on the dock of the bay
Wastin' time….

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP17 Dec 2012 7:50 p.m. PST

was called at the 4-second mark by the Bluejackets,
with the ball to be in-bounded at just under half-court.

Watkins, the Bluejackets' center, took position just out
side the top of the key. He was guarded by Jamison,
the Wings' wing forward.

Posten inbounded to Watkins, but the ball struck him in
the face, caromed into the air and dropped into

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Etranger20 Dec 2012 7:00 p.m. PST

the assembled masses at Chichen Itza awaiting the Mayan Apocalypse.

"Look! Up there! Is it a …."

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP22 Dec 2012 2:58 a.m. PST

long way home, do you think ?'

'Well, for a given value of "long", why yes it is, but

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flooglestreet22 Dec 2012 12:22 p.m. PST

to Niagra in a sleeper
there's no honeymoon thats cheaper
and the train goes
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Etranger23 Dec 2012 8:46 p.m. PST

non-stop to Moscow. Travelling in 'Hard Class' will literally be a pain in the ….

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capncarp28 Dec 2012 8:01 p.m. PST

upstairs window, suddenly shattered by a high fly-ball launched from the scarred but sturdy bat still held in Ralpie's….

flooglestreet28 Dec 2012 8:49 p.m. PST

prehensile foot while his mate searches for

Platybeladon29 Dec 2012 7:12 a.m. PST

a haystack, or to put it another way, you've no chance at all of finding…

Personal logo Murphy Sponsoring Member of TMP30 Dec 2012 6:41 a.m. PST

…cheap gas prices!
Yes it's true!
If you vote for Cyrus P. Cornwad this coming November, he'll not only give you a chicken in every pot, but cheap gas prices!
So remember! When you go to the polls this Novemeber, vote for Cornwad! The ONLY candidate who will give you…
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP30 Dec 2012 7:06 a.m. PST

scabies. Debilitating in its later stages, this pest-
born infection can

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Etranger30 Dec 2012 8:06 p.m. PST

be delightful.

Turning to other business, …

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP01 Jan 2013 8:12 a.m. PST

men across the nation are agog at Cremmins Industries
new business model regarding loans.

Returning to the 'we're real hardcases' image of the
Lombard Loansharks, Cremmins has hired some

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flooglestreet01 Jan 2013 1:03 p.m. PST

Oompah Loompah
doompadee doo
just to collect an IOU
Oompah Loompah
doompadee da

Etranger02 Jan 2013 7:41 p.m. PST

…… da da
Is all I want to say to you
De do do do, de da da da
They're meaningless and all that's …

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snurl102 Jan 2013 10:58 p.m. PST

notes
just the way it is,
some things will never
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP03 Jan 2013 5:47 a.m. PST

understand, Mother !'

'But darling, marrying an alcoholic isn't

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Karellian Knight03 Jan 2013 7:53 a.m. PST

the way to ensure soft white towels. Use Blogs Fairy White for…<CLICK>

Platybeladon03 Jan 2013 12:26 p.m. PST

stuffing the turkey, any left over can be rolled out into little balls, deep fried and served with…

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP03 Jan 2013 1:02 p.m. PST

a racquet strung with titanium wire, clearly illegal in
tournament play, and so the champion was forced to

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flooglestreet03 Jan 2013 6:06 p.m. PST

blame it on the Bossa Nova
the dance of
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Etranger03 Jan 2013 7:40 p.m. PST

the dread Elder being C'hthulu and it's mortal minions ….

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snurl104 Jan 2013 4:13 a.m. PST

Bud Abbot and Lou Costello in "Hold That Ghost", Premiering Friday night on
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flooglestreet04 Jan 2013 12:50 p.m. PST

a slow boat to China
all to
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP05 Jan 2013 6:48 a.m. PST

the left…a bit more…HOLD IT ! You've got it !
Now grab the hammer and

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capncarp05 Jan 2013 11:20 a.m. PST

tongs are criminal elements rife throughout San Francisco during the latter part of the 19th century. They grew up as "protective organizations" which quickly degenerated into…
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flooglestreet05 Jan 2013 7:29 p.m. PST

The Mouseketeers!
Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me?
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Covert Walrus06 Jan 2013 12:27 p.m. PST

. . . The Shadow knows! <Laughter>

With the return of The Silent Seven, and the supposed death of Lamont Cranston, the city quakes in fear and -

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Etranger06 Jan 2013 6:46 p.m. PST

Loathing In Las Vegas, Thompson further develops the idea of Gonzo….

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Platybeladon07 Jan 2013 11:57 a.m. PST

a dwarf syrian hamster, easy to maintain and, unlike mice, won't….

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flooglestreet07 Jan 2013 12:52 p.m. PST

melt in your mouth, not in your
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snurl108 Jan 2013 4:16 a.m. PST

notes
hand jive
Doin the great hand jive
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP09 Jan 2013 6:44 a.m. PST

-talkin', see !?'

'No, sorry, we just use Basic English, perhaps you're not
familiar with

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Etranger09 Jan 2013 7:19 p.m. PST

… highly unstable explosive compounds, as likely to detonate as not when handled by ….

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP10 Jan 2013 7:00 a.m. PST

-pass, which reduced traffic on the outskirts of town
and led to the failure of some small businesses in
that area.

As a result, town council recently passed

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flooglestreet10 Jan 2013 7:58 a.m. PST

gas. In other news
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snurl110 Jan 2013 11:27 p.m. PST

The Bear went over the mountain, to
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP11 Jan 2013 6:58 a.m. PST

run the ball, run the ball and run the ball some more !'

'But, Coach, you have the top-rated passer in the League,
and two receivers who are over 80 catches each for the
season – so why the focus on

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flooglestreet11 Jan 2013 1:50 p.m. PST

who put the bomp
in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp
who put the ram
in the Rama Lama Ding Dong
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Last Hussar11 Jan 2013 2:10 p.m. PST

…and that beautiful hymn was sung by the Choir of St Mary the
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP13 Jan 2013 6:31 a.m. PST

only thing we have to Fleer is Fleer itself, since
the other brands of bubble gum are

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snurl113 Jan 2013 9:50 a.m. PST

a wretched hive of scum and villany. We must be
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Etranger13 Jan 2013 8:00 p.m. PST

…home again, James!
and don't spare the …

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capncarp13 Jan 2013 9:26 p.m. PST

"Bleeped texts's" is not the correct form of plural possessive…click

Covert Walrus13 Jan 2013 11:35 p.m. PST

-young man, though that's hardly a crime!"

"Oh really? Not a crime? I think a lovely young lady in his thrall will have something else to say on that topic!"

"Are you seriously suggesting that Dorothea Austin is being held -"

"YES!!! Armstrong is the abductor, or at least the mind behind -

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