Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 20 Nov 2012 4:43 a.m. PST |
a first down! Chalmers with an amazing catch, after it looked as if Wiggins would be sacked for a <click> |
Murphy ![Sponsoring Member of TMP Sponsoring Member of TMP](boards/icons/sponsor.gif) | 20 Nov 2012 7:15 p.m. PST |
Healthy Breakfast of Hot Oatmeal!" Yes indeed! Whenever you want something hot and tasty in your mouth in the morning, ask for Mother's Nutts! They go in just as easily as they go down your throat! Remember! Mother's Nutts! For the tastiest thing you can have stuffed into your
. <CLICK!> |
snurl1 | 21 Nov 2012 3:21 a.m. PST |
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ear From my heart so you'll clearly hear
There are people so dear
They're like children
Naked in a cold world
Beautiful children In an old world
May I take you away From the evils of today To the dreams of <click> |
Etranger | 21 Nov 2012 6:05 p.m. PST |
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Murphy ![Sponsoring Member of TMP Sponsoring Member of TMP](boards/icons/sponsor.gif) | 21 Nov 2012 7:29 p.m. PST |
.are no ordinary people!!!!" "Geez Louise! You mean to tell me that everyone in the entire neighborhood that we've moved into is involved in some sort of strange satanic sex cult?" "Well..I'm not sure everybody is, but I am pretty certain that Pastor Roberts and his wife Susan are part of it too! I explains the large amounts of rubber gloves that they have shipped to
<click> |
snurl1 | 22 Nov 2012 12:34 a.m. PST |
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Our house, In the middle of the street. Our house, Was our castle and our <click> |
Murphy ![Sponsoring Member of TMP Sponsoring Member of TMP](boards/icons/sponsor.gif) | 22 Nov 2012 11:55 a.m. PST |
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beaten down old codger, lying the gutter moaning in delirium!" "But really doctor
do you think that is what my wife needs to do to get this old man up and thinking properly again?" "Think of how much money you could get if he remembers where the will is?" "True
but she is my wife
and even if she was a pole dancer at one time, that doesn't mean that she should have to
" <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 23 Nov 2012 8:39 a.m. PST |
move from the outskirts of town to a nice apartment, fully furnished and with all <click> |
flooglestreet | 23 Nov 2012 10:11 a.m. PST |
i Baba be my baby take me by the hand maybe we make love oh maybe, on the desert <Click> YouTube link |
Covert Walrus | 23 Nov 2012 10:56 p.m. PST |
sands, Fat Wally realised how badly Mistress Dominique had been affected by Lord D'arcy D'arcy's lies and how angry she had become to leave him here without a clean shirt or the keys to the constrictor - <click> |
snurl1 | 23 Nov 2012 11:51 p.m. PST |
![notes notes](boards/icons/notes.gif) down the road a ways And he said he wasn't very busy t'day And he could have somebody there in jest 'bout ten minutes or so He said now you jes' stay right where yer at and I didn't bother tellin' the durn fool I sure as hell didn't have anyplace else to go
I jes ordered up a beer and sat down at the bar When some guy walked in an' said who owns this car With the peace sign the mag wheels and |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 24 Nov 2012 6:07 a.m. PST |
it all began to go downhill from there. It was the usual story – a sordid affair involving a Water Spaniel, drink, divorce, descent into drugs. She finally hit bottom when <click> |
snurl1 | 25 Nov 2012 4:06 p.m. PST |
![notes notes](boards/icons/notes.gif) the lights went out in Georgia. Thats the night they hung an innocent <click>
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Etranger | 25 Nov 2012 8:55 p.m. PST |
monkey in the mistaken assumption that it was a French spy. Ever since they've been known as
. <click> |
snurl1 | 27 Nov 2012 3:22 a.m. PST |
![notes notes](boards/icons/notes.gif) Heroes, just for one day
<click>
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Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 27 Nov 2012 5:12 a.m. PST |
-light savings time, a folly if there ever was one. Sunrise doesn't depend upon the arbitrary setting of <click> |
Etranger | 27 Nov 2012 7:47 p.m. PST |
The Doomsday Clock, now set at eleven fifty eight
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snurl1 | 28 Nov 2012 2:41 a.m. PST |
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seconds, to midnight <click> |
Etranger | 28 Nov 2012 9:01 p.m. PST |
at the five-and-dime Played it till my fingers bled Was the summer of '69 Me and some guys from school Had a band and we tried real <click> |
snurl1 | 29 Nov 2012 3:03 a.m. PST |
![notes notes](boards/icons/notes.gif) hard, Rock Candy Mountains, there's a land that's bright and fair, For the doughnuts grow on bushes, and there's lots of cookies there
<click> |
Covert Walrus | 01 Dec 2012 4:16 p.m. PST |
tied to a Buckingham Horse, clad in only a white panel dress that reached from her waist to the ankles of her bare feet, was Poor Nell, her eyes wide as soup-plates in anticipation and fear of what the lust-enraged Lord D'arcy D'arcy was planning to do with the eight inch - <click> |
Etranger | 01 Dec 2012 6:32 p.m. PST |
tear in the space-time continuum
. <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 02 Dec 2012 8:30 a.m. PST |
stretches from here to there, but not back again, which is <click> |
snurl1 | 03 Dec 2012 10:24 p.m. PST |
an illusion caused by creating a reflection on a sheet of glass at the appropriate angle, so the audience perceives a transparent figure, usually a ghost, on the <click> |
flooglestreet | 04 Dec 2012 10:10 a.m. PST |
wabash cannonball Oh listen to the jingle, the rumble and the <click> YouTube link |
Etranger | 04 Dec 2012 6:16 p.m. PST |
"
. gentle bossanova You'll be dancing with 'em too before the night is over Happy again The lights are much brighter there You can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares and go Downtown where all the lights are bright, Downtown, waiting for you tonight, Downtown, you're gonna be
" <click> |
flooglestreet | 04 Dec 2012 7:19 p.m. PST |
talking with Senator Claghorn here in the alley. I see his 20 mule team is <click> |
snurl1 | 05 Dec 2012 12:37 a.m. PST |
longer, lower, wider, than ever before! You won't believe your eyes as <click> |
flooglestreet | 05 Dec 2012 7:31 p.m. PST |
the eighth wonder of the world defenestrates <click> |
Etranger | 05 Dec 2012 9:50 p.m. PST |
all over the cubicle floor, soiling the .. <click> |
snurl1 | 06 Dec 2012 12:40 a.m. PST |
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wall, it hides a nasty crack thats growing there, So if I call you Don't make a fuss Don't tell your friends about <click> |
Covert Walrus | 06 Dec 2012 10:44 a.m. PST |
six inches long, ribbed along the cylindrical length and ending with a flat base at one end and a smoothly tapered point at the other, Now, while the obvious - <click> |
flooglestreet | 06 Dec 2012 5:51 p.m. PST |
use is the prevention of disease, this is also good for <click> |
Etranger | 06 Dec 2012 11:08 p.m. PST |
unblocking the drain. So, after donning gloves and an old shirt, start by
. <click> |
snurl1 | 07 Dec 2012 12:57 a.m. PST |
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Slide, ride, fly to Michigan Stomp, romp, hop to Michigan Jump, hop, up to Michigan Rag That lovin' rag <click> |
flooglestreet | 07 Dec 2012 5:00 a.m. PST |
amuffin Annie, her Sugardaddy Bigbucks and all |
snurl1 | 08 Dec 2012 2:32 a.m. PST |
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the gold, in California <click> |
flooglestreet | 08 Dec 2012 1:34 p.m. PST |
shall not stay these swift couriers of the <click> |
Etranger | 09 Dec 2012 11:22 p.m. PST |
postal service. Although much maligned in the popular mind, statistics prove that
<click>
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snurl1 | 11 Dec 2012 4:48 a.m. PST |
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you can't always get what you want; But if you try real hard (you might find) You get what <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 11 Dec 2012 5:42 p.m. PST |
wuz y' doin' by the sheep pen, Slim ? An' with yer trousies undone, too ? Ennythin' y' wanna say afore I calls yer <click> |
Etranger | 11 Dec 2012 6:21 p.m. PST |
final witness?" "Yes, M'lud, my client wishes to change his
." <Click> |
flooglestreet | 11 Dec 2012 8:08 p.m. PST |
drawers. Open shelves, however, allow you |
snurl1 | 12 Dec 2012 12:13 a.m. PST |
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To dream The impossible dream, To best The unbeatable <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 12 Dec 2012 6:48 a.m. PST |
when still firm from the 'fridge, so let the butter soften a bit, perhaps an hour or so. When its ready, cream in 2 cups of <click> |
Etranger | 12 Dec 2012 6:09 p.m. PST |
"
arsenic!" "Arsenic? Doctor, we haven't had a good arsenic poisoning since the spring of
" <Click> |
snurl1 | 13 Dec 2012 2:47 a.m. PST |
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1969 And still those voices were calling from far away, Woke me up in the middle of the night, Just to hear them say <click> |
Etranger | 13 Dec 2012 5:10 p.m. PST |
"ROLLCALL, wakey-wakey, hands off (Bleeps), hands on socks
." <click>
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flooglestreet | 13 Dec 2012 7:15 p.m. PST |
and do that crazy hand jive too Mama Mama Mama look at Uncle Joe <click> YouTube link |
snurl1 | 14 Dec 2012 12:49 a.m. PST |
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He's a movin' Kinda slow At the <click> |