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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP20 Nov 2012 4:43 a.m. PST

a first down! Chalmers with an amazing catch, after
it looked as if Wiggins would be sacked for a

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Personal logo Murphy Sponsoring Member of TMP20 Nov 2012 7:15 p.m. PST

Healthy Breakfast of Hot Oatmeal!"
Yes indeed! Whenever you want something hot and tasty in your mouth in the morning, ask for Mother's Nutts! They go in just as easily as they go down your throat!
Remember! Mother's Nutts! For the tastiest thing you can have stuffed into your….

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snurl121 Nov 2012 3:21 a.m. PST

notes

ear
From my heart so you'll clearly hear…
There are people so dear…
They're like children…
Naked in a cold world…
Beautiful children
In an old world…

May I take you away
From the evils of today
To the dreams of
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Etranger21 Nov 2012 6:05 p.m. PST

.. ordinary men …

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Personal logo Murphy Sponsoring Member of TMP21 Nov 2012 7:29 p.m. PST

….are no ordinary people!!!!"
"Geez Louise! You mean to tell me that everyone in the entire neighborhood that we've moved into is involved in some sort of strange satanic sex cult?"
"Well..I'm not sure everybody is, but I am pretty certain that Pastor Roberts and his wife Susan are part of it too! I explains the large amounts of rubber gloves that they have shipped to…

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snurl122 Nov 2012 12:34 a.m. PST

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Our house,
In the middle of the street.
Our house,
Was our castle and our

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Personal logo Murphy Sponsoring Member of TMP22 Nov 2012 11:55 a.m. PST

"…beaten down old codger, lying the gutter moaning in delirium!"
"But really doctor…do you think that is what my wife needs to do to get this old man up and thinking properly again?"
"Think of how much money you could get if he remembers where the will is?"
"True…but she is my wife…and even if she was a pole dancer at one time, that doesn't mean that she should have to…"

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP23 Nov 2012 8:39 a.m. PST

move from the outskirts of town to a nice apartment,
fully furnished and with all

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flooglestreet23 Nov 2012 10:11 a.m. PST

i Baba be my baby
take me by the hand
maybe we make love
oh maybe, on the desert
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Covert Walrus23 Nov 2012 10:56 p.m. PST

sands, Fat Wally realised how badly Mistress Dominique had been affected by Lord D'arcy D'arcy's lies and how angry she had become to leave him here without a clean shirt or the keys to the constrictor -

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snurl123 Nov 2012 11:51 p.m. PST

notes
down the road a ways
And he said he wasn't very busy t'day
And he could have somebody there in jest 'bout ten minutes or so
He said now you jes' stay right where yer at and I didn't bother tellin' the durn fool
I sure as hell didn't have anyplace else to go

I jes ordered up a beer and sat down at the bar
When some guy walked in an' said who owns this car
With the peace sign the mag wheels and

Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP24 Nov 2012 6:07 a.m. PST

it all began to go downhill from there. It was the
usual story – a sordid affair involving a Water Spaniel,
drink, divorce, descent into drugs. She finally hit
bottom when

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snurl125 Nov 2012 4:06 p.m. PST

notes
the lights went out in Georgia.
Thats the night they hung an innocent
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Etranger25 Nov 2012 8:55 p.m. PST

monkey in the mistaken assumption that it was a French spy. Ever since they've been known as ….

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snurl127 Nov 2012 3:22 a.m. PST

notes
Heroes, just for one day


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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP27 Nov 2012 5:12 a.m. PST

-light savings time, a folly if there ever was one.
Sunrise doesn't depend upon the arbitrary setting of

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Etranger27 Nov 2012 7:47 p.m. PST

The Doomsday Clock, now set at eleven fifty eight…

snurl128 Nov 2012 2:41 a.m. PST

notes

seconds,
to midnight

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Etranger28 Nov 2012 9:01 p.m. PST

at the five-and-dime
Played it till my fingers bled
Was the summer of '69

Me and some guys from school
Had a band and we tried real

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snurl129 Nov 2012 3:03 a.m. PST

notes
hard,
Rock Candy Mountains, there's a land that's bright and fair,
For the doughnuts grow on bushes, and there's lots of cookies there

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Covert Walrus01 Dec 2012 4:16 p.m. PST

tied to a Buckingham Horse, clad in only a white panel dress that reached from her waist to the ankles of her bare feet, was Poor Nell, her eyes wide as soup-plates in anticipation and fear of what the lust-enraged Lord D'arcy D'arcy was planning to do with the eight inch -

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Etranger01 Dec 2012 6:32 p.m. PST

tear in the space-time continuum ….

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP02 Dec 2012 8:30 a.m. PST

stretches from here to there, but not back again, which
is

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snurl103 Dec 2012 10:24 p.m. PST

an illusion caused by creating a reflection on a sheet of glass at the appropriate angle, so the audience perceives a transparent figure, usually a ghost, on the

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flooglestreet04 Dec 2012 10:10 a.m. PST

wabash cannonball
Oh listen to the jingle, the rumble and the
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YouTube link

Etranger04 Dec 2012 6:16 p.m. PST

"…. gentle bossanova
You'll be dancing with 'em too before the night is over
Happy again

The lights are much brighter there
You can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares and go
Downtown where all the lights are bright,
Downtown, waiting for you tonight,
Downtown, you're gonna be …"

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flooglestreet04 Dec 2012 7:19 p.m. PST

talking with Senator Claghorn here in the alley. I see his 20 mule team is
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snurl105 Dec 2012 12:37 a.m. PST

longer, lower, wider, than ever before!
You won't believe your eyes as

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flooglestreet05 Dec 2012 7:31 p.m. PST

the eighth wonder of the world defenestrates
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Etranger05 Dec 2012 9:50 p.m. PST

all over the cubicle floor, soiling the ..

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snurl106 Dec 2012 12:40 a.m. PST

notes

wall, it hides a nasty crack thats growing there,
So if I call you
Don't make a fuss
Don't tell your friends about
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Covert Walrus06 Dec 2012 10:44 a.m. PST

six inches long, ribbed along the cylindrical length and ending with a flat base at one end and a smoothly tapered point at the other, Now, while the obvious -

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flooglestreet06 Dec 2012 5:51 p.m. PST

use is the prevention of disease, this is also good for
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Etranger06 Dec 2012 11:08 p.m. PST

unblocking the drain. So, after donning gloves and an old shirt, start by ….

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snurl107 Dec 2012 12:57 a.m. PST

notes

Slide, ride, fly to Michigan
Stomp, romp, hop to Michigan
Jump, hop, up to Michigan Rag

That lovin' rag

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flooglestreet07 Dec 2012 5:00 a.m. PST

amuffin Annie, her Sugardaddy Bigbucks and all

snurl108 Dec 2012 2:32 a.m. PST

notes

the gold,
in California

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flooglestreet08 Dec 2012 1:34 p.m. PST

shall not stay these swift couriers of the
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Etranger09 Dec 2012 11:22 p.m. PST

postal service. Although much maligned in the popular mind, statistics prove that …


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snurl111 Dec 2012 4:48 a.m. PST

notes

you can't always get what you want;
But if you try real hard (you might find)
You get what

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP11 Dec 2012 5:42 p.m. PST

wuz y' doin' by the sheep pen, Slim ? An' with
yer trousies undone, too ? Ennythin' y' wanna
say afore I calls yer

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Etranger11 Dec 2012 6:21 p.m. PST

…… final witness?"

"Yes, M'lud, my client wishes to change his …."

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flooglestreet11 Dec 2012 8:08 p.m. PST

drawers. Open shelves, however, allow you

snurl112 Dec 2012 12:13 a.m. PST

notes

To dream
The impossible dream,
To best
The unbeatable

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP12 Dec 2012 6:48 a.m. PST

when still firm from the 'fridge, so let the butter
soften a bit, perhaps an hour or so. When its ready,
cream in 2 cups of

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Etranger12 Dec 2012 6:09 p.m. PST

"…arsenic!"

"Arsenic? Doctor, we haven't had a good arsenic poisoning since the spring of …"

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snurl113 Dec 2012 2:47 a.m. PST

notes

1969
And still those voices were calling from far away,
Woke me up in the middle of the night,
Just to hear them say

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Etranger13 Dec 2012 5:10 p.m. PST

"ROLLCALL, wakey-wakey, hands off (Bleeps), hands on socks…."


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flooglestreet13 Dec 2012 7:15 p.m. PST

and do that crazy hand jive too
Mama Mama Mama look at Uncle Joe
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snurl114 Dec 2012 12:49 a.m. PST

notes

He's a movin'
Kinda slow
At the

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