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Personal logo Murphy Sponsoring Member of TMP05 Nov 2012 10:32 a.m. PST

…expulsion of hot air from his bloated guts."
"But boss…he's a US Congressman! What are we gonna do?"
"The's easy…We've dealt with their types before! We'll sick McGillicuddy on him! He knows what to do. He's always been an expert at dealing with ….

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Etranger05 Nov 2012 8:54 p.m. PST

"this monsterous regiment of women…"


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Maxshadow05 Nov 2012 11:01 p.m. PST

nicknamed the Handbag Mafia. How much of he speech was real frustration and how much was
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snurl105 Nov 2012 11:12 p.m. PST

…blowin in the wind,
The answer is blowin in the wind.
How many times can a man

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP06 Nov 2012 7:52 p.m. PST

-handle a frozen aardvark through the doggie door in
the rear entrance, Wilson ?'

'Well, frankly, sir, yes, I can do that – if the aardvark
is totally frozen, that is. Partially frozen aardvarks
are a bit bendy, and tend to

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Etranger06 Nov 2012 7:53 p.m. PST

…. honey
Try to can the can
Put your man in the can, honey
Get him while you can
Can the can …


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snurl106 Nov 2012 11:21 p.m. PST

-SPAM Act, a law that sets the rules for commercial email, establishes requirements for commercial messages, gives recipients the right to have you stop emailing them, and spells out tough

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP07 Nov 2012 6:30 a.m. PST

-est QB in the history of the game. Played two whole
quarters with a broken wrist in his throwing arm, and
tossed 3 TD's during that time ! Hey, y'want tough,
just look for

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flooglestreet07 Nov 2012 6:55 p.m. PST

the Union label
when you are
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Etranger07 Nov 2012 7:15 p.m. PST

….. part of the union
You don't get me, I'm part of the union
You don't get me, I'm part of the union
Until the day I ……

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snurl108 Nov 2012 3:28 a.m. PST

Get back.
Get back.
Get back to where you once belonged.
Get
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP08 Nov 2012 6:57 a.m. PST

'em, Billy !'

And the 12-year old lit into his antagonist, knocking
him to the ground and

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flooglestreet08 Nov 2012 4:59 p.m. PST

blame it on the bossa nova with it's
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Maxshadow08 Nov 2012 5:49 p.m. PST

with its implied indecency. In fact, as a novel, Whos afraid of
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Personal logo Murphy Sponsoring Member of TMP08 Nov 2012 6:31 p.m. PST

"OOMPAH LOOMPAHS!?!?!"
"Yes from Loompahland."
"Loompaland? There's no suck place!"
"Mr. Wonka, I am a geography teacher and I…"

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Etranger08 Nov 2012 7:25 p.m. PST

"want to believe…"

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Maxshadow08 Nov 2012 9:44 p.m. PST

in superstars,
Organic food and foreign cars.
I don't
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Etranger09 Nov 2012 12:26 a.m. PST

(Chorus:)
… … look like 1968 or was it ‘69
When I heard you caught a bullet
Well I guess you're doing …..

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snurl109 Nov 2012 3:29 a.m. PST

Finecast models are the latest step in hobby evolution, providing you with incredibly detailed, high-quality resin kits to bolster your

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP09 Nov 2012 5:17 p.m. PST

not the primary suspect, Wilson, but we're holding you
as a material

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Maxshadow09 Nov 2012 6:00 p.m. PST

Girl and I'm living in a material
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flooglestreet09 Nov 2012 6:35 p.m. PST

plane of existence was rolling down the runway and beginning to take
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snurl110 Nov 2012 2:52 a.m. PST

'em by surprise
If we didn't fire our muskets 'til we looked 'em in the eye
We held our fire 'til we see'd their faces well.
Then we opened up with squirrel guns and really gave 'em

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP10 Nov 2012 4:46 a.m. PST

a solid shot in the chops, officer, and he fell down,
mangling my kneecap with his nose while falling, and
the material of his shirt scuffed the shine on my
shoes when he savagely attacked my feet with his ribcage,
officer, and – what's that you

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Covert Walrus10 Nov 2012 8:42 p.m. PST

have there?

Well, it's a bit of a puzzle – some historians conjecture that it was a sort of pestle, you know, for grinding spices or other things, but others wonder why it would only be found in women's nightstands or

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Maxshadow10 Nov 2012 8:58 p.m. PST

Ladies Bodices. Often seen at such events as Renaissance Fairs or even the odd
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP11 Nov 2012 5:25 a.m. PST

or even, Yin or Yang, good or evil – it's the ages
old

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Etranger11 Nov 2012 9:34 p.m. PST

runes carved into the granite altar block; odd rusty stains and dribbles flowing down the sides …

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snurl113 Nov 2012 12:32 a.m. PST

of her pink Cadillac
Crushed velvet seats
Riding in the back
Oozing down the street
Waving to the girls
Feeling out of sight
Spending all my money
On a Saturday night
Honey I just wonder what it feels like in the back
Of your

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Karellian Knight13 Nov 2012 6:49 a.m. PST

asphalt. Call me for quotes on 555-7634. No job too big or too…

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flooglestreet13 Nov 2012 1:25 p.m. PST

toot tootsie good bye
toot toot tootsie don't
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Etranger13 Nov 2012 5:56 p.m. PST

…. lose that number
You don't want to call nobody else
Send it off in a letter to yourself
Rikki don't lose that number
It's the only one you own
You might use it if you feel better
When you get …

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snurl113 Nov 2012 10:37 p.m. PST

…out of here,
Thought of giving it all away
To a registered charity.
All I need is a pint a day
If I ever get out of here.

Well, the rain exploded with a mighty crash as we fell into the sun,
And the first one said to the second one there

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP14 Nov 2012 8:20 a.m. PST

were bloody footprints all 'round the corpse, Inspector,
but none leading away from the scene !'

'Evans, do not put "levitation" as the means of the
perpetrator's escape in your report. Do recall what
happened last time you

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Muerto14 Nov 2012 4:16 p.m. PST

sold my soul with my cigarettes
to the black market man
I've had the

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Personal logo Murphy Sponsoring Member of TMP14 Nov 2012 4:19 p.m. PST

" Pulled down the midgets pants, exposing his bare bottom to Mistress Dominque's riding crop!"
"Now…that's a good little meat-puppet." Mistress Dominque said huskily as she flecked the riding crop over the midgets bare posterior causing him to give a little shriek each time it happened."
"But your kinkiness…." Fat Wally said as he sat next to the deluxe electro-suk machine (with warm jelly action!), "When are you going to let me…."

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Etranger14 Nov 2012 6:24 p.m. PST

launch an invasion of …

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snurl115 Nov 2012 12:58 a.m. PST

Georgia,
The whole day through
Just an old sweet song
Keeps Georgia on my
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IronMike15 Nov 2012 3:28 p.m. PST

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Etranger15 Nov 2012 6:18 p.m. PST

full frontal, up there on the big screen at the cinema for all to see …

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flooglestreet15 Nov 2012 7:36 p.m. PST

the wizard
the wunnerfull wizard of Oz
we hear he is a whiz of a
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snurl116 Nov 2012 12:15 a.m. PST

notes wizard
There has got to be a twist.
A pin ball wizard,
S'got such a supple wrist.

How do you think he does it? I don't know!
What makes him so
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP17 Nov 2012 5:40 a.m. PST

full of the tangy goodness for which Cremmins Inc's.
pizza has gained a world-wide reputation ! These
culinary delights will be sold at the special price
of

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snurl118 Nov 2012 5:48 a.m. PST

notes
Twenty Five or
Six Two Fourrrrrrrrr
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Personal logo Murphy Sponsoring Member of TMP18 Nov 2012 5:27 p.m. PST

"Doris! Put down that gun!"
"You've never loved me Leon. You just used me over and over and over and over and over and over and…"
"Doris yes, we get the picture…he rode you like a carnival ride. But that's still no reason to pull a gun."
"No Bill..You don't understand what it's like to be a woman and have your heart broken AND walk bow-legged at the same time! It's a crying…."

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Etranger18 Nov 2012 6:42 p.m. PST

Game has a plot twist at the end that initially shocked many with it's …

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP19 Nov 2012 4:52 a.m. PST

no fair, him having the looks, the talent, the money -
but not the

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Maxshadow19 Nov 2012 6:23 a.m. PST

notes
West Texas town of El Paso
I fell in love with a Mexican girl.
Night-time would find me in Rosa's cantina;
Music would play and Felina would
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flooglestreet19 Nov 2012 12:39 p.m. PST

Burn up that quarter mile

Just tuned my car now she really peels
a lookin' real tough with chrome reverse wheels
a blue coral wax job sure looks pretty
gonna get my chick and make it out
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Etranger19 Nov 2012 4:07 p.m. PST

"with a 2,000 year old corpse? Urrghh, that's …."

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