Murphy ![Sponsoring Member of TMP Sponsoring Member of TMP](boards/icons/sponsor.gif) | 05 Nov 2012 10:32 a.m. PST |
expulsion of hot air from his bloated guts." "But boss
he's a US Congressman! What are we gonna do?" "The's easy
We've dealt with their types before! We'll sick McGillicuddy on him! He knows what to do. He's always been an expert at dealing with
. <click> |
Etranger | 05 Nov 2012 8:54 p.m. PST |
"this monsterous regiment of women
" <click>t
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Maxshadow | 05 Nov 2012 11:01 p.m. PST |
nicknamed the Handbag Mafia. How much of he speech was real frustration and how much was <click> |
snurl1 | 05 Nov 2012 11:12 p.m. PST |
blowin in the wind, The answer is blowin in the wind. How many times can a man <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 06 Nov 2012 7:52 p.m. PST |
-handle a frozen aardvark through the doggie door in the rear entrance, Wilson ?' 'Well, frankly, sir, yes, I can do that – if the aardvark is totally frozen, that is. Partially frozen aardvarks are a bit bendy, and tend to <click> |
Etranger | 06 Nov 2012 7:53 p.m. PST |
. honey Try to can the can Put your man in the can, honey Get him while you can Can the can
<click>
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snurl1 | 06 Nov 2012 11:21 p.m. PST |
-SPAM Act, a law that sets the rules for commercial email, establishes requirements for commercial messages, gives recipients the right to have you stop emailing them, and spells out tough <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 07 Nov 2012 6:30 a.m. PST |
-est QB in the history of the game. Played two whole quarters with a broken wrist in his throwing arm, and tossed 3 TD's during that time ! Hey, y'want tough, just look for <click> |
flooglestreet | 07 Nov 2012 6:55 p.m. PST |
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Etranger | 07 Nov 2012 7:15 p.m. PST |
.. part of the union You don't get me, I'm part of the union You don't get me, I'm part of the union Until the day I
<click> |
snurl1 | 08 Nov 2012 3:28 a.m. PST |
Get back. Get back. Get back to where you once belonged. Get <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 08 Nov 2012 6:57 a.m. PST |
'em, Billy !' And the 12-year old lit into his antagonist, knocking him to the ground and <click> |
flooglestreet | 08 Nov 2012 4:59 p.m. PST |
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Maxshadow | 08 Nov 2012 5:49 p.m. PST |
with its implied indecency. In fact, as a novel, Whos afraid of <click> |
Murphy ![Sponsoring Member of TMP Sponsoring Member of TMP](boards/icons/sponsor.gif) | 08 Nov 2012 6:31 p.m. PST |
"OOMPAH LOOMPAHS!?!?!" "Yes from Loompahland." "Loompaland? There's no suck place!" "Mr. Wonka, I am a geography teacher and I
" <click> |
Etranger | 08 Nov 2012 7:25 p.m. PST |
"want to believe
" <click> |
Maxshadow | 08 Nov 2012 9:44 p.m. PST |
in superstars, Organic food and foreign cars. I don't <Click> |
Etranger | 09 Nov 2012 12:26 a.m. PST |
(Chorus:)
look like 1968 or was it ‘69 When I heard you caught a bullet Well I guess you're doing
.. <click> |
snurl1 | 09 Nov 2012 3:29 a.m. PST |
Finecast models are the latest step in hobby evolution, providing you with incredibly detailed, high-quality resin kits to bolster your <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 09 Nov 2012 5:17 p.m. PST |
not the primary suspect, Wilson, but we're holding you as a material <click> |
Maxshadow | 09 Nov 2012 6:00 p.m. PST |
Girl and I'm living in a material <click> |
flooglestreet | 09 Nov 2012 6:35 p.m. PST |
plane of existence was rolling down the runway and beginning to take <click> |
snurl1 | 10 Nov 2012 2:52 a.m. PST |
'em by surprise If we didn't fire our muskets 'til we looked 'em in the eye We held our fire 'til we see'd their faces well. Then we opened up with squirrel guns and really gave 'em <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 10 Nov 2012 4:46 a.m. PST |
a solid shot in the chops, officer, and he fell down, mangling my kneecap with his nose while falling, and the material of his shirt scuffed the shine on my shoes when he savagely attacked my feet with his ribcage, officer, and – what's that you <click> |
Covert Walrus | 10 Nov 2012 8:42 p.m. PST |
have there? Well, it's a bit of a puzzle – some historians conjecture that it was a sort of pestle, you know, for grinding spices or other things, but others wonder why it would only be found in women's nightstands or <Click> |
Maxshadow | 10 Nov 2012 8:58 p.m. PST |
Ladies Bodices. Often seen at such events as Renaissance Fairs or even the odd <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 11 Nov 2012 5:25 a.m. PST |
or even, Yin or Yang, good or evil – it's the ages old <click> |
Etranger | 11 Nov 2012 9:34 p.m. PST |
runes carved into the granite altar block; odd rusty stains and dribbles flowing down the sides
<click> |
snurl1 | 13 Nov 2012 12:32 a.m. PST |
of her pink Cadillac Crushed velvet seats Riding in the back Oozing down the street Waving to the girls Feeling out of sight Spending all my money On a Saturday night Honey I just wonder what it feels like in the back Of your <click> |
Karellian Knight | 13 Nov 2012 6:49 a.m. PST |
asphalt. Call me for quotes on 555-7634. No job too big or too
<Click> |
flooglestreet | 13 Nov 2012 1:25 p.m. PST |
toot tootsie good bye toot toot tootsie don't <click> YouTube link |
Etranger | 13 Nov 2012 5:56 p.m. PST |
. lose that number You don't want to call nobody else Send it off in a letter to yourself Rikki don't lose that number It's the only one you own You might use it if you feel better When you get
<click> |
snurl1 | 13 Nov 2012 10:37 p.m. PST |
out of here, Thought of giving it all away To a registered charity. All I need is a pint a day If I ever get out of here. Well, the rain exploded with a mighty crash as we fell into the sun, And the first one said to the second one there <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 14 Nov 2012 8:20 a.m. PST |
were bloody footprints all 'round the corpse, Inspector, but none leading away from the scene !' 'Evans, do not put "levitation" as the means of the perpetrator's escape in your report. Do recall what happened last time you <click> |
Muerto | 14 Nov 2012 4:16 p.m. PST |
sold my soul with my cigarettes to the black market man I've had the <click> |
Murphy ![Sponsoring Member of TMP Sponsoring Member of TMP](boards/icons/sponsor.gif) | 14 Nov 2012 4:19 p.m. PST |
" Pulled down the midgets pants, exposing his bare bottom to Mistress Dominque's riding crop!" "Now
that's a good little meat-puppet." Mistress Dominque said huskily as she flecked the riding crop over the midgets bare posterior causing him to give a little shriek each time it happened." "But your kinkiness
." Fat Wally said as he sat next to the deluxe electro-suk machine (with warm jelly action!), "When are you going to let me
." <CLICK!!!! VERY QUICKLY!!!!> |
Etranger | 14 Nov 2012 6:24 p.m. PST |
launch an invasion of
<click> |
snurl1 | 15 Nov 2012 12:58 a.m. PST |
Georgia, The whole day through Just an old sweet song Keeps Georgia on my <click> |
IronMike | 15 Nov 2012 3:28 p.m. PST |
The senator, while claiming he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity <click> |
Etranger | 15 Nov 2012 6:18 p.m. PST |
full frontal, up there on the big screen at the cinema for all to see
<click> |
flooglestreet | 15 Nov 2012 7:36 p.m. PST |
the wizard the wunnerfull wizard of Oz we hear he is a whiz of a <click> YouTube link |
snurl1 | 16 Nov 2012 12:15 a.m. PST |
wizard There has got to be a twist. A pin ball wizard, S'got such a supple wrist.
How do you think he does it? I don't know! What makes him so <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 17 Nov 2012 5:40 a.m. PST |
full of the tangy goodness for which Cremmins Inc's. pizza has gained a world-wide reputation ! These culinary delights will be sold at the special price of <click> |
snurl1 | 18 Nov 2012 5:48 a.m. PST |
![notes notes](boards/icons/notes.gif) Twenty Five or Six Two Fourrrrrrrrr <click>
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Murphy ![Sponsoring Member of TMP Sponsoring Member of TMP](boards/icons/sponsor.gif) | 18 Nov 2012 5:27 p.m. PST |
"Doris! Put down that gun!" "You've never loved me Leon. You just used me over and over and over and over and over and over and
" "Doris yes, we get the picture
he rode you like a carnival ride. But that's still no reason to pull a gun." "No Bill..You don't understand what it's like to be a woman and have your heart broken AND walk bow-legged at the same time! It's a crying
." <CLICK> |
Etranger | 18 Nov 2012 6:42 p.m. PST |
Game has a plot twist at the end that initially shocked many with it's
<click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 19 Nov 2012 4:52 a.m. PST |
no fair, him having the looks, the talent, the money - but not the <click> |
Maxshadow | 19 Nov 2012 6:23 a.m. PST |
![notes notes](boards/icons/notes.gif) West Texas town of El Paso I fell in love with a Mexican girl. Night-time would find me in Rosa's cantina; Music would play and Felina would <click>
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flooglestreet | 19 Nov 2012 12:39 p.m. PST |
Burn up that quarter mile Just tuned my car now she really peels a lookin' real tough with chrome reverse wheels a blue coral wax job sure looks pretty gonna get my chick and make it out <click> YouTube link |
Etranger | 19 Nov 2012 4:07 p.m. PST |
"with a 2,000 year old corpse? Urrghh, that's
." <click> |