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is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide,
No escape from reality
Open your eyes, Look up to the skies and see,
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy,
Because I'm easy come, easy go, Little high, little
low,
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to
me
Mama I just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's
dead
Mama, life had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooh, Didn't mean to make you cry,
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters
Too late, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time
Goodbye, ev'rybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooh, I don't want to die,
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me
(Galileo) Galileo (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo figaro
Magnifico I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go…(click)

…back to my little grass shack
In Kealakekua, Hawai`i.
I want to be with all the kanes and wahines
That I used to know long ago


I can hear the old guitars playing
On the beach at Hônaunau
I can hear the old Hawaiians saying…

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towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee. Sink all coffins and all hearses to one common pool! and since neither can be mine, let me then tow to pieces, while still chasing thee, though tied to thee, thou damned whale! Thus, I give up the spear…(click)

mint gum! Cleans your teeth, freshens your breath! Removes those unsightly stains from…
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the porcelain. Yes, Toilet Magic will do all that and
more ! The glistening surface of a freshly-cleaned

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…President of the United States.

My friends I want to talk for a few minutes with the people of the United States about…

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candy hearts poured into the fiery quasar, a wondrous thing happened, why not? They vaporized into a mystical love radiation that spread across the universe, destroying many, many planets – including two gangster planets and a cowboy world. But one planet was exactly the right distance to see the romantic rays, but not be destroyed by them – Earth. So all over the world, couples stood together in joy. And me, Zoidberg! And no one could've been happier, unless it would've also been Valentine's Day. What? It was? Hooray…(click)

…for Hollywood
That screwy, ballyhooey Hollywood!
Where any office boy
Or young mechanic
can be a panic
With just a good-looking…

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Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand…(click)

…the importance of a germ free toilet? Of course you do. That's why you need…

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and Sensibility is one of Jane Austen's best known works, wherein prim and proper…
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is it worth the waiting for?
If we live 'til eighty four
All we ever get is gru…el!
Ev'ry day we say our prayer --
Will they change the bill of fare?
Still we get the same old gru…el!
There is not a cust, not a crumb can we find,
Can we beg, can we borrow, or cadge,
But there's nothing to stop us from getting a thrill
When we all close our eyes and imag…ine

Food, glorious food!
Hot sausage and mustard!
While we're in the mood --
Cold jelly and custard!
Pease pudding and saveloys!
What next is the question?
Rich gentlemen have it, boys --
In-di-gestion!

Food, glorious food!
We're anxious to try it.
Three banquets a day --
Our favourite diet!

Just picture a great big steak --
Fried, roasted or stewed.
Oh, food,
Wonderful food,
Marvellous food,
Glorous food.

Food, glorious food!
What is there more handsome?
Gulped, swallowed or chewed --
Still worth a kin's ransom.
What is it we dream about?
Wat brings on a sigh?
Piled pieahes and cream…(click)

…of Wheat Cereal presents "Let's Pretend".

Cream of Wheat is so good to eat
Yes, we have it every day
We sing this song, it will make us strong
And it makes us shout…

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Well, you know you make me wanna'
(Shout) Kick my heels up and
(Shout) Throw my hands up and
(Shout) Throw my head back and
(Shout) Come on now
(Shout) Don't forget to say you will…(click)

.. be there to pick you up. Bring your salted fish and pancakes and don´t forget the rubber bands.

At 1900 we will start (click)

your engines!
And Andretti pulls into an early lead with the pack forming up behind him. Olivier and Willis are dancing around each other, trying to gain an advantage, AND HERE COMES FLOYD!!!!
Floyd's car has keyhholed into a space that I swore wasn't even there, and he is burning up the inside of the

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slotted portion labled 'Side A'. Insert the tab gently,
applying just enough pressure to cause a bead of cement
to form around the

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…Pat Ryan ducked as a bullet tore a hole in the hut just above his head.

"Terry" He yelled. Get down. It's the Dragon Lady's men and they mean business!

"OK Pat" The boy replied as he…

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says there's office space, sleeping quarters and showers on the next floor, and there's a full kitchen on the top level…I just think it's a little pricey for a unique fixer-upper opportunity. What do you think, Egon?…I think this building should be condemned…There's serious metal fatigue in all the load bearing members, the wiring is sub-standard; it's completely inadequate for our power needs. And the neighborhood is like a demilitarized zone…Hey, does this pole still work?…Wow! This place is great!…When can we move in?…You gotta try this pole!…You have…(click)

or don't have, either way you'll be right. And if the
economic conditions don't improve, the last thing we'll
hear from the accounting people is

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one, two, three, four, five…five bats ah a ah a ah a ah a ah…five bats flying around the cave…oh, a chance to count backwards…five, four, three, two, one…(click)

is the loneliest number that you'll ever do.

Two can be as sad as one,
But the loneliest number…

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puh-leeze….(bzz-bzz-bzz) soorreee, that li-un is
biz-zee. Please hang-up and

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sing a song about sunshine
Sing a song about taking a walk in the rain
Sing a song about day time
Why not sing about taking a ride on the train
You can't go wrong
when you're singing a song
Sing it loud, sing it strong
It feels good when you sing a song

Sing a song about new friends
Sing about tomorrow and yesterday
Sing a song about old friends
Why not sing a about having a sax to play
You can't be bad
Even if it's sad
Sing it loud, sing it strong
It feels good when you sing a song

Sing a song about pickles…(click)

…and ice cream.

But Lucy…why would you want to eat…oh…oh…Lucy. Does Desi know yet?

No Ethel. I want to surprise him. So don't…

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be seated…Patton salutes during 'Ruffles and Flourishes'.Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. Men, all this stuff you've heard about America not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the war, is a lot of horse dung. Americans traditionally love to fight. All real Americans love the sting of battle. When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble shooter, the fastest runner, the big league ball player, the toughest boxer. Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Americans play to win all the time. I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why Americans have never lost and will never lose a war. Because the very thought of losing is hateful to Americans.

Now, an Army is a team. It lives, eats, sleeps, fights as a team. This individuality stuff is a bunch…(click)

…cheese, mustard, pickles, onions, ketchup, and chili--now THAT's what I call a hot dog!

And what better to wash down that magnificent Great American Hot Dog? Why a smooth, cool, foamy mug…
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…like you is gonna do hard time. So ya better talk!

I didn't do it Shayne. I was outta town. You can ask…

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not what your country can do to you, but what you can
do to your

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just hanging there, pay attention. The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not? Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly…(click)

mice and men go oft awry. Demonstrably, then, mice are
as poor at planning as men. Women, on the other whisker,
generally

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…know how to make that floor shine using Johnson's Wax.

And now back to Fibber McGee and Molly as Fibber says…

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…more and we'll be at the surface.

I hope we tunneled far enough past the guard post Sarge.

Don't worry kid, they won't see us in the…

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dimension not only of sight and sound, but of mind…A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination…That's the sign post up ahead, your next stop…(click)

in the name of all that's decent ! You can't hang them
without a trial ! How do you know they're

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man and wife, they say, there open the very bottom of their souls to each other; and some old couples often lie and chat over old times till nearly morning. Thus, then, in our hearts' honeymoon, lay I and Queequeg…(click)

…talkin' 'bout my generation
Things they do look awful c-c-cold
Talkin' 'bout my generation
I hope I die before I…

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"The President has been shot. I repeat, the President has been…….'

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to a lot of funerals…Folded the flag, and given it to a lot of wives and fathers and kids…And I told them how sorry I was. But that's never really what I was feeling…In the back of my mind, I was always saying, 'Better them, then me.'…But I don't believe that now…Because now I realize that there are some things worse then death, and one of them is sitting here, waiting to die…(click)

of Time – your's, mine, your neighbors' Time ! And
wastrels the world over flock to this place, ignoring
work, necessary chores and relationships, all in the
name of

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you Primitive Screwheads…listen up! You see this? This… is my boomstick!…The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line…You can find this in the sporting goods department…That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan…Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five…It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger…That's right…Shop smart…Shop S-Mart…You got that…(click)

..and she's buying a stairway to (click)

Jail. Do NOT pass GO, do NOT collect

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ible card game genre and still thrives today, with an estimated six million players in over seventy countries…Magic can be played by two or more players each using a deck of printed cards or a deck of virtual cards through the Internet-based Magic: The Gathering Online or third-party programs.

Each game represents a battle between powerful wizards, known as "planeswalkers", who use the magical spells, items, and fantastic creatures depicted on individual Magic cards to defeat their opponents…Although the original concept of the game drew heavily from the motifs of traditional fantasy role-playing games such as Dungeons & Dragons, the game play of Magic bears little resemblance to pencil-and-paper adventure games, while having substantially more cards and more complex rules than many other card games.

An organized tournament system and a community of professional Magic players has developed, as has a…(click)

virulent backlash against the perpetrators of such
trash ! We don't want their kind here in

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"THE NAAAAVY!
Yes you can sail the se-ven seas!
In the naaaaavy!
Yes you can put your mind at ease!
In the navy!
Come on people make a stand!
In the navy!
Can't you see we need a…"

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hand for him (hallelujah)
'Cause that's what it's there for (halle, hallelujah)
And when your heart is troubled
You got to reach out your other hand (hallelujah)
Reach it out to the man up there
'Cause that's what he's there for (halle-hallelujah)

Take my hand in yours, walk with me this day
In my heart I know, I will never stray

Love, Brother Love, say Brother Love Travellin' Salvation Show--
Pack up the babies and grab the old…
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…man river. He just keeps rolling aloooong.

That was Tennessee Ernie Ford ladies and gentlemen. Let's have a great big hand from our studio audience.

(sound of applause)

And now, from Radio City in Hollywood, we bring you…

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Gozer the Gozerian…Good evening…As a duly-designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the next convenient parallel dimension…(click)

…X! Adventures in time and space- told in future tense…

Tonight…Ray Bradbury's famous story…"The Martian..

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